Hamster Sex? D: [Mature Content ;_;]

[PrimeRibby]

That. Is. Gross.
Your friend has some serious issues. gonk

[beautifulest goddess]

maybe he was masturbating and playing with his hamster. i have no problem multitasking masturbation with my other hobbies

like gaia

[Winter Morning]

And that's ,boys and girls, the reason why knocking on the door is essential... gonk

[nephitos dreams]

Maranara

HAMSTERBATION.

Yes.
You took it out of my mouth.
Or something like that.

[InkVaccine]

It'd be a long time before I talked to him again, if at all, if I were you.

[demonduck]

so.... thats um... super...
what the hell was he doing?!

[antis0ciol]

Well okay then. Long as he doesn't hurt it. Sounds awkward, though. >.<

[succubusty]

Matuso

Well, that's...special.

You should bring it up in about five years, just randomly.

YOU AND HIM: *are in college*
HIM: *eats ramen*
YOU: *eats ramen*
TV: *blasts MTV3*
YOU: So, uh, what were you doing to that hamster?

[RPDOfficer]

[You are a Penis]

.Prime.Rib.

That. Is. Gross.
Your friend has some serious issues. gonk

;.; I'm thinking pretty much the same thing >.<

[PJdragonslayer]

Maranara

HAMSTERBATION.

rofl nice blaugh

[C h a c o n n e i]

Oh my god.. Buy him something else to masturbate with. gonk

[[Jitsu]]

How did he... why would you... oh my god... never mind... talk2hand

[debukemo]

Knock?

[Gouda P. Cheesemonger]

That's......ew. D':
That's a good reason to not walk into a darkened room at someone else's house. Or even your own house, i guess, for that matter. If people don't expect you to be there.