being old sucks so much

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Dunno.
I always pictured myself as being the sexy old Spaniard man I was meant to be.
I'll be sitting at a bar like the dude in the Dos Equis commercial talking about stories of my life with young women.

i picture being old like acquiring all of these health problems that cause me to lose my bodily autonomy and that ******** sucks

It's okay. I'll take care of ya.

you're ok with giving me a sponge bath while my stoma leaks onto the floor

I don't have a weak stomach. I'll be fine.
I'll treat you well, love!

i'm not ok with this situation it seems like it will smell like an outhouse

Well, I thought cleaning was a given?
Isn't that something you're supposed to just do. I didn't know we had to make that a specification.
If you don't clean - you're dirty.

[guy30]

aren't u like 22?

[groodwitch]

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It's okay. I'll take care of ya.

you're ok with giving me a sponge bath while my stoma leaks onto the floor

I don't have a weak stomach. I'll be fine.
I'll treat you well, love!

i'm not ok with this situation it seems like it will smell like an outhouse

Well, I thought cleaning was a given?
Isn't that something you're supposed to just do. I didn't know we had to make that a specification.
If you don't clean - you're dirty.

if you have a stoma how clean does it get??
omg are you familiar with the magazine, BUTT??? they had this article about some dude who didn't bath and was a self professed "grossest man on earth" and he talked about ******** homeless dudes in their stoma
this story has always stayed with me

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It's okay. I'll take care of ya.

you're ok with giving me a sponge bath while my stoma leaks onto the floor

I don't have a weak stomach. I'll be fine.
I'll treat you well, love!

i'm not ok with this situation it seems like it will smell like an outhouse

Well, I thought cleaning was a given?
Isn't that something you're supposed to just do. I didn't know we had to make that a specification.
If you don't clean - you're dirty.

if you have a stoma how clean does it get??
omg are you familiar with the magazine, BUTT??? they had this article about some dude who didn't bath and was a self professed "grossest man on earth" and he talked about ******** homeless dudes in their stoma
this story has always stayed with me

My step dad has one. He has had a tube in there for years now. (Since he had cancer and they removed his top teeth)
He isn't dirty.

I'll clean you, babes. Let me take care of you.

[Kitten Kurr]

my family has a ton of heart problems and I already have them wayyy earlier than anyone in my family got them..
pisses me off especially that everyone is partying and p much trashing their bodies with no consequences..
I want to be like that too instead of just stuck with a shitty gene thing you can't help getting "heart attacks" all the time from nothing

[Lord Barric Darragh]

groodwitch

my family is also susceptible to breast cancer and invasive surgery on my non existent boobs just seems cruel @ this point

Look on the bright side: Less breast flesh to cut through to get to the cancer.