starlightv
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- Posted: Sat, 09 Apr 2005 02:25:36 +0000
i noticed that controversal posts always get more attention than good nice enjoyable posts.
like drama? attention? bump free threads? arguing?
welcome to...
THE GUIDE TO CONTROVERSAL FORUMS POSTS
these simple rules can apply to livejournals, gaia, forums, emails and instant messaging!
rule one: if not gay say you hate it. you dont even need to say hate you could say you kindy dont agree with it because of religion! a sure fire starter for beginners.
rule 2: this one is for the bravest...racist comments. it can be against your own race. no one cares but a bunch of crapholes will post their 2 cents and lecture you on world peace and harmony.plus the race your opposing might cyberkill you.
rule 3: post like a n00b in intelligent forums. elitist bastards love to prey on n00bs. just like a lion to a crippled antelope. the ones who been there the most will say a crapload of sarcastic comments make at least a 3-5 page thread!
rule 4: type l337 or in chatspeak. this is sorta like rule 3 except even noobs would comment on this. it isnt cool to type or speak that way. so you get a lot of nasty comments.
rule 5: type in the wrong forum. say something that should be in chatterbox. it would get maybe 1 page of post but it ok for begginners too
rule 6: talk evil about a subculture. hate goths, punks, ravers and preps. ive seen posts like this that averaged 15 -20 pages! subcultures do make up youth america.
rule 7: talk about someone. if youre not on your own started thread talk about someone on that thread. works everytime. plus a lot of cursing will ensue. hope you can take insults.
rule 8: talk about a religion. especially christainity or wiccan. those seem to be the top ones here. guaranteed to get 50 pages or your money back.
IF ALL ELSE FAILS JUST DO ALL OF THEM AT ONCE. WATCH THE CHOAS ENSUE!
THIS HAS BEEN A POST OF MY TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR. ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY DOES THIS ITS ON YOU.....baka....bizznatch.
like drama? attention? bump free threads? arguing?
welcome to...
THE GUIDE TO CONTROVERSAL FORUMS POSTS
these simple rules can apply to livejournals, gaia, forums, emails and instant messaging!
rule one: if not gay say you hate it. you dont even need to say hate you could say you kindy dont agree with it because of religion! a sure fire starter for beginners.
rule 2: this one is for the bravest...racist comments. it can be against your own race. no one cares but a bunch of crapholes will post their 2 cents and lecture you on world peace and harmony.plus the race your opposing might cyberkill you.
rule 3: post like a n00b in intelligent forums. elitist bastards love to prey on n00bs. just like a lion to a crippled antelope. the ones who been there the most will say a crapload of sarcastic comments make at least a 3-5 page thread!
rule 4: type l337 or in chatspeak. this is sorta like rule 3 except even noobs would comment on this. it isnt cool to type or speak that way. so you get a lot of nasty comments.
rule 5: type in the wrong forum. say something that should be in chatterbox. it would get maybe 1 page of post but it ok for begginners too
rule 6: talk evil about a subculture. hate goths, punks, ravers and preps. ive seen posts like this that averaged 15 -20 pages! subcultures do make up youth america.
rule 7: talk about someone. if youre not on your own started thread talk about someone on that thread. works everytime. plus a lot of cursing will ensue. hope you can take insults.
rule 8: talk about a religion. especially christainity or wiccan. those seem to be the top ones here. guaranteed to get 50 pages or your money back.
IF ALL ELSE FAILS JUST DO ALL OF THEM AT ONCE. WATCH THE CHOAS ENSUE!
THIS HAS BEEN A POST OF MY TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR. ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY DOES THIS ITS ON YOU.....baka....bizznatch.
