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14.You must be pro-abortion. The woman has the right to do anything with her body. Even take illegal drugs and kill herself. It's her body.

Sounds good to me! =D

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I'm not sure if this is EDAED or satire (both of which are heavily restricted here) but its funny. Not entirely true though, there is a wave of people/threads about everyone hating Christianity and how that was wrong. So, there are Christians here, I think the more outspoken ones stick to M&R though.
It's good to see some decent satire for once. Reminds me of Noraboo's "What I have learnt from ED."

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Wow....I thought I was gonna have the fire flamed outta me...Thanks =D
19. You must claim to have better "grammer" than everyone else and if they prove your point wrong, you tear apart their spelling and say they're obviosuly an idiot because they mispelled one word even though English is their 5th language.
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19. You must claim to have better "grammer" than everyone else and if they prove your point wrong, you tear apart their spelling and say they're obviosuly an idiot because they mispelled one word even though English is their 5th language.


I like dat one...Lemme try this one...

19. You must criticize grammar constantly. Tying in with the "You're never wrong" policy, your grammar is always better than someone else's. Use this as a last resort if you've already been proven wrong.

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Although some points hit close to home, this kind of thread is against the ED rules.

Since you have so little respect for people in ED, maybe you should try chatterbox or GD?? I'm sure they are much NICER and SMARTER and PRETTIER than we are.

Obviously, from you recent post, you fully intended to be flamed which does qualify you as a troll.

I wont' report it *shrug* but I think it's silly.
simlanna
I wont' report it *shrug* but I think it's silly.


I think that was the point.
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ShinigamiDraco
19. You must claim to have better "grammer" than everyone else and if they prove your point wrong, you tear apart their spelling and say they're obviosuly an idiot because they mispelled one word even though English is their 5th language.


I like dat one...Lemme try this one...

19. You must criticize grammar constantly. Tying in with the "You're never wrong" policy, your grammar is always better than someone else's. Use this as a last resort if you've already been proven wrong.

Yep, that also ties in with the, "I'm older than you, therefore I must be right" trend here and in GD.
Ahem, but we don't need guides on how to be a ED regular. Besides, I happen to love America. And this is not a place for Devil May Cry fandom or angst. If you have angst, take it on chatterbox.

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simlanna
I wont' report it *shrug* but I think it's silly.


I think that was the point.


I don't think we are using silly the same way.

I meant it as in "frivolous and without merit" I think you meant it as "entertaining and witty".

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