Mooo's random news hits you all at once, for a change.
Chrono Trigger is
getting a DS port. Square Enix is deciding how to further humiliate PSP fans who swore up and down that
they'd be getting more remakes in the future, but I suppose they can still hold out for that
FF7 remake (pfffft).
Mega Man 9 is Wii Ware, uses 8-bit graphics, and is not for bitches (i.e. ungodly hard), so all is right in the world. Plus, it's by IntiCreates, who generally do a pretty good job with platformers.
Final Fantasy XIII is
no longer a PS3 exclusive, but people in Japan and people who wished they lived in Japan despite being unable to speak the language won't care.
Street Fighter IV is coming along very, very nicely. I hope there's an option to switch between the English and Japanese voices, because I really miss Guile's Engrish. "EAJY OPERESHUN"
God of War 3 was announced at E3, so my usual snarkiness about how it's the most ironically pussyfied action game available, etc. etc. is available at no extra charge.
Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann has
been released Stateside in a very boring-looking DVD case. Other than that, it's pretty good. [/gross understatement]
The Day the Earth Stood Still is getting
remade with Keanu Reeves as Klaatu. Gort will almost definitely be 100% CGI instead of a guy in a suit.
And in personal news, my folks got a dog to replace me months ago, I didn't get the job I wanted, and I am instead getting promoted at my current job. All these things are good in their own ways.
I'm Nate Mooo, and that's your evening news for tonight.