Dorinkingu
Bahaha, Schrodinger's cake... I love it. Seems more like it'd be in a constant state of being both poisoned and not poisoned cake though
xp True. But I'm making an aassumption that consumption is equitable to death for cake. The again, poisoned/not poisoned could work.
Although that now sounds like some wonderful cake-based take on Russian roulette.
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Meet me in an hour with a radioactive source, a needle and a few bits of wire. I'll bring cake and poison. Winner takes all.