Feminist vs MRA elections

[Roih Uvet]

This is just for fun. If you lack a sense of humor, you need not apply.

I have decided to create two new parties on Gaia: the Feminazi Party and the Patriarchy Party. Given the history of this board over the past half decade or so, it should be obvious which one is which. Hopefully I will have people on both sides choosing to enlist as either party, and with that, choosing to run in the Patriarchy Party's or Feminazi Party's primaries for party leads, and then the general election.

To decide to run, list which party you're running in in a post.

Also acceptable are posts pertaining to why others should vote for you in the primaries. Tomorrow I will create two different threads for the Feminazi Party and the Patriarchy Party.

[Chahklet]

Why would I EVER want to be either?

[Silent Mule Man]

Purely hypothetical question: can I make sockpuppets for the sole purpose of running both parties and pitting Gaian against Gaian for my own benefit?

[VeganIncubus]

"Feminazi"

[the reverend silver]

Silent Mule Man

Purely hypothetical question: can I make sockpuppets for the sole purpose of running both parties and pitting Gaian against Gaian for my own benefit?

Sure, they do that IRL all the time.

[the reverend silver]

Name: Chad Warden, C-Wizzle, Chad Daddy, Big Papi, go by many different names, aight.
Occupation: True *****
Party: Patriarchy
Slogan: Everyone knows girls can't do s**t other than suck d**k.

Theme Song:

[Roih Uvet]

the reverend silver

Name: Chad Warden, C-Wizzle, Chad Daddy, Big Papi, go by many different names, aight.
Occupation: True *****
Party: Patriarchy
Slogan: Everyone knows girls can't do s**t other than suck d**k.

Theme Song:

Make the account, I'm voting for this unless something comes up.

[Bogotanian]

the reverend silver

Name: Chad Warden, C-Wizzle, Chad Daddy, Big Papi, go by many different names, aight.
Occupation: True *****
Party: Patriarchy
Slogan: Everyone knows girls can't do s**t other than suck d**k.

Theme Song:

This guy will win by default

[the reverend silver]

Roih Uvet

the reverend silver

Name: Chad Warden, C-Wizzle, Chad Daddy, Big Papi, go by many different names, aight.
Occupation: True *****
Party: Patriarchy
Slogan: Everyone knows girls can't do s**t other than suck d**k.

Theme Song:

Make the account, I'm voting for this unless something comes up.

Manana, mang. I gotta siesta.

[Holidazed]

Im running for the position of God.

[The Willow Of Darkness]

Silent Mule Man

Purely hypothetical question: can I make sockpuppets for the sole purpose of running both parties and pitting Gaian against Gaian for my own benefit?

You don't have the skill of the person who turned the abortion thread into a chaotic mess by arguing both sides (I can't remember their name).

Besides, such threads would obviously by a troll invested environment. You would need a serious thread without people who already hated each other to pull of such mischief.

[Deflesh]

Wait wait wait.

I can be a feminist or a patriarch?

...What's the difference?

[Roih Uvet]

Silent Mule Man

Purely hypothetical question: can I make sockpuppets for the sole purpose of running both parties and pitting Gaian against Gaian for my own benefit?

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