Dr. Singh's Fun Animal Facts: Let's talk about Elk!

[RandomKate]

Carl Jr. will bring forth an apocalypse.

[[NPC] Carl]

KinkyRice

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KinkyRice

Haha oh no! Carl Jr. looks even worse!

"Hey gratz on being featured!"

Thank you very much!

(Carl utters a raspy grunt as he begins to emit a musky odor and runs in your direction)

[Nightmare Kitsu]

"Fun fact: Carl is the sexist elk to have ever lived."

[Tategami Maya]

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Tategami Maya

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Tategami Maya

Oh my lord you're right. I want him to be my friend too. o Ao

I'm living in S. Korea at the moment, it's lovely figuring out events and such on the other side of the world, haa~ It was hard enough when I was on East Coast time!

"I'm patiently awaiting his reply..." >.>; "Oh wow how is it over there?"

Lovely, though getting cold.

I hope Carl doesn't mind I kidnapped his offspring from the link he gave to you. >. >

"I bet he will let you know if he does..." xD "It's getting cold here too... but I am in Utah." gonk

Ha, true enough, though he seems to be enamored of you~ ^^

I'll probably be knocking out soon, I've fallen asleep at my computer doing overtime work one too many times this week, and though Gaia is a nice respite, I have to get my work on later. ^-^ Have a lovely day!

[Creeped]

Is it a boy or a girl? O:
Are we gonna be infested with babie Carl's now? emotion_kirakira
Yah know since Elk have a group of girlfrands.

[Morigerus]

☣ We are born to die...

So it's Carl's rutting season... and he's looking to us?! I know I said I'd be fine bottoming to an aggressive, possessive, partner, but this isn't really what I had in mind!!

...and nothing more ☣

[Nightmare Kitsu]

Tategami Maya

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Tategami Maya

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Tategami Maya

Oh my lord you're right. I want him to be my friend too. o Ao

I'm living in S. Korea at the moment, it's lovely figuring out events and such on the other side of the world, haa~ It was hard enough when I was on East Coast time!

"I'm patiently awaiting his reply..." >.>; "Oh wow how is it over there?"

Lovely, though getting cold.

I hope Carl doesn't mind I kidnapped his offspring from the link he gave to you. >. >

"I bet he will let you know if he does..." xD "It's getting cold here too... but I am in Utah." gonk

Ha, true enough, though he seems to be enamored of you~ ^^

I'll probably be knocking out soon, I've fallen asleep at my computer doing overtime work one too many times this week, and though Gaia is a nice respite, I have to get my work on later. ^-^ Have a lovely day!

"It was lovely meeting you! Hope to see you around." :3

[Kenshinlove1]

I don't know about the rest of you but I think elks are so majestic looking and they are so pretty and cute ^^ heart

[Ephesius]

awww yeah carlllll

[Raven_Demon_Shaman]

I have had Elk burgers before its very good, my cousin lives in Washington state and sent us the ground Elk meat, frozen of course.

[Silent Dreamer Nozomi]

Carl is cool. Elk are one of my favorite animals ( the whole deer family is one of my favorites ha ha )

[Bunai]

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Bunai

How much money does an Elk make in a hour?

"I'm guessing something to do with 'bucks'"

rofl

[Fox on Stilts]

[NPC] Carl

Fox on Stilts

*readies bow* I'm going to make so much armor out of Carl's delicious elk hide. Gonna mount that head above my bed and use it as a weapon rack.

(Carl pushes you down into the muddy earth in an attempt to cover you in mud and other elk-produced scents. This is as close to "love" as Carl is capable of expressing. You should feel honored.)

Oh Carl....I never knew that you cared this much. I couldn't possibly do you harm now. heart

[[NPC] Carl]

Raven_Demon_Prophet

I have had Elk burgers before its very good, my cousin lives in Washington state and sent us the ground Elk meat, frozen of course.

(Carl smells particularly musky today and tries to rub that musky scent on you as a way of marking his harem members. Unless you want to smell like elk, you should probably flee the scene.)

[Nightmare Kitsu]

Sailor Onyx

Carl is cool. Elk are one of my favorite animals ( the whole deer family is one of my favorites ha ha )

"I has the spitfire mlp item." ninja