The Doctor's real name.. Any idea what it is? I have a guess

Did I guess right?

Yes I do believe it is...	7.1%	[ 2 ]
Nope, I think it's Rumplestiltskin	17.9%	[ 5 ]
Maybe, who knows...	7.1%	[ 2 ]
Egads! Even a Time Lord wouldn't be caught dead with a name like that!	67.9%	[ 19 ]
Total Votes:			[ 28 ]

[MistressOfTheShadows]

I've heard that Time Lords have really long names which is why they go by titles..

So, my theory is that The Doctor's real name is actually... *takes a deep breath* Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm! (& that Ulm is a place on Gallifrey)

...& that he enspired this Monty Python sketch

when he told someone it, & after they made fun of him in it he never told anyone ever again...

I mean hey if there's a Romanadvoratrelundar why not a Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm!

That would make for a funny name if she married him wouldn't it... Romanadvoratrelundar -Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm xd

[Passione Boss]

[Page Zara]

he won't tell anyone!

[II Fifth Doctor II]

Th-that's not my name...

[Lady Ammaryce]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?

Think about it.
The Doctor has been in the same room as himself on several occasions, and the lyric "his name is my name too" fits eerily well.

[Honey of the South]

Dude, I think that you may have watched too much Monty Python. I don't really want to know what the Doctor's real name is. If they do reveal his real name then it would have to be the end of the show because it wouldn't be as satisfying to watch knowing and there would no longer be a point in calling it Doctor Who.

Also, five bucks says you're wrong.

[jempurpled]

To reveal the Doctor's real name would ruin everything.