~☠ Sons of Plunder ☠~ (NEW CLAN)

'Cause when you're a Professional Pirate

You'll be honest, brave, and free!	23.9%	[ 163 ]
The soul of decency!	7.3%	[ 50 ]
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square!	6.1%	[ 42 ]
And when you're a professiona pirate...	12.2%	[ 83 ]
You're always in the best of company!	50.5%	[ 345 ]
Total Votes:			[ 683 ]

[Dracorex Titan]

Wow, I'm board.

[Land of the Morning Calm]

x3 Is that a plank in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? *BADDOSH~!*

[Dracorex Titan]

Would you like to walk the plank? surprised Wait.....nevermind. xd

[Nuliayuk]

Lol at plank jokes xd

[Land of the Morning Calm]

lol, phallic references.

[Dracorex Titan]

rolleyes What's up ladies?

[Nuliayuk]

Dracorex Titan

rolleyes What's up ladies?

Hahah...that sounds like a pirate thing to say...right after phallic jokes, you go find girls

[Nuliayuk]

I have a joke:

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!

[Dracorex Titan]

Nuliayuk

Dracorex Titan

rolleyes What's up ladies?

Hahah...that sounds like a pirate thing to say...right after phallic jokes, you go find girls

Heh, I guess it would be huh? Nice joke. I just got brown pants from Daily Chance! xd

[Nuliayuk]

How ironic ! rofl

[Dracorex Titan]

Cha, I always get rid of that stuff from DC though. It's never anything I ever want. And I'm cursed with thought Female Summer tops. I always get thoughs. xp

[Nuliayuk]

Seriously! 3nodding They are trying to take over the world I swear. *takes out pistol and shoots the shirts*

[Dracorex Titan]

Haha!

That's an interesting idea you have with layering thoughs helmets. I wouldn't have thought of that. Looks realy good!

[Xerandna Dark]

Ahoy mateys!

[Nuliayuk]

Dracorex Titan

Haha!

That's an interesting idea you have with layering thoughs helmets. I wouldn't have thought of that. Looks realy good!

Thank you ^^
And hello Xerandna! pirate