jesb51
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- Posted: Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:55:36 +0000
Howdy Muchachos!
By my very rough estimate, and calculating on the low side, we have now reached over 100 MILLION given out in gold, gifts and prizes, GO US!!!!
By my very rough estimate, and calculating on the low side, we have now reached over 100 MILLION given out in gold, gifts and prizes, GO US!!!!
Okay kiddies, tell Jesb what you want, and why. Don't give me any 50 item lists or tell me you want shoe laces that cost a million gold. Don't whine about how you've been h4ck3z0r3rd, that's not what I mean by the why. Me and my daughter, MadamBitchTits, shall be looking at this thread everyday and you might get stuff.
READ THEM ALL, YOU MIGHT MISS SOMETHING IMPORTANT
5. Follow The ToS, Obviously
6. If you can't take it, don't dish it out.
7. If pg-13 language bothers you, go away
8. Remember me, my kid and the mods are helping you guys, be kind or die
9. Say thank you or f*** off
10. In general, don't annoy us.
11. It's not a bad idea to stick around and chat with us and others. If you just post once or twice, it's not very likely anyone's going to feel like donating to you.
12. Have fun in a non-threatening kind of way.
13. And always, wash your hands, change your underwear and use a condom.
RULES
READ THEM ALL, YOU MIGHT MISS SOMETHING IMPORTANT
- 1. ABSOLUTELY NO BUMPING. Single word, emote and repetitive nonsense posts will be considered bumps.
2. KEEP QUOTE TOWERS TO A MAXIMUM OF 2 QUOTES AND A RESPONSE. REPEATED VIOLATIONS WILL GET YOU PUT ON IGNORE. ALSO, WHEN YOU QUOTE THOSE RUDE a**, GIGANTIC POST STYLES, PLEASE REMOVE THE GRAPHICS.
3. NO RACIST OR HOMOPHOBIC LANGUAGE, EVEN AS A JOKE. THIS WILL BE GROUNDS FOR IMMEDIATE BANNING
4. Don't Post Asking for Million Gold items, don't be a greedy twazzer.
5. Follow The ToS, Obviously
6. If you can't take it, don't dish it out.
7. If pg-13 language bothers you, go away
8. Remember me, my kid and the mods are helping you guys, be kind or die
9. Say thank you or f*** off
10. In general, don't annoy us.
11. It's not a bad idea to stick around and chat with us and others. If you just post once or twice, it's not very likely anyone's going to feel like donating to you.
12. Have fun in a non-threatening kind of way.
13. And always, wash your hands, change your underwear and use a condom.
14.NEW RULE 1: If you wish to donate to someone in this forum, please do so through a trade or gift. Do not invite people to ask you for gold or items and do not hold contests in this forum (make me avi art contests, whoever can kiss my butt the most and tell me how awesome I am contest, etc.). The only one authorized to do so is jesb50. If you would like to hold a contest, apply for membership to the WTF Guild. However, if you would like to play a game such as, guess what color I'm thinking or roll the dice, win an item, this is perfectly fine. Just ask a mod first.
15.NEW RULE 2: Please do not use this thread to have personal conversations or cyber make out sessions or "oooh I love you so much/I love you more/No, I love YOU more, convos with your significant other. It makes others in the thread feel uncomfortable and it's very rude.
17. And Another New Rule 3: If you are making your own charity thread and need donations, ask me up front, I give to other charities all the time. Do not come in here on the sly and suck my regs dry without having the integrity to be up front about your intentions. I do NOT, however, donate to non-established charities or charities that don't even exist yet.
15.NEW RULE 2: Please do not use this thread to have personal conversations or cyber make out sessions or "oooh I love you so much/I love you more/No, I love YOU more, convos with your significant other. It makes others in the thread feel uncomfortable and it's very rude.
16. To anyone kind enough to donate. This is a ******** CHARITY thread, if you need to look up the word CHARITY, do so before you donate to anyone else. I will NOT tolerate donors rubbing anyone's nose in the fact that they've been donated to. If you want to give a gift, that's a wonderful thing and I'm sure people will appreciate it. If a simple thank you isn't enough for your ego, well, it's pixels, not a ******** kidney, get over yourself. There are tons of people in this thread who donate every day and don't keep track of it in order to gain a harem of a** kissing sycophants to tell them how awesome they are every moment of the day. If you need that, make your own ******** charity thread and stay out of mine.
17. And Another New Rule 3: If you are making your own charity thread and need donations, ask me up front, I give to other charities all the time. Do not come in here on the sly and suck my regs dry without having the integrity to be up front about your intentions. I do NOT, however, donate to non-established charities or charities that don't even exist yet.
18. If you read the rules put "shmegma" somewhere in your post in visible colors. Don't post in white or you'll be asked to read the rules again. Failure to post the special word after three posts will result in banning.
19. Best way to assure that you don't get anything is to PM any of us asking for stuff....just....don't. Can you see it now scream ?
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