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Post I: Header + Table of Contents
Post II: Introduction
Post III: Ajamoh's Quest Information
Post IV: Ajamoh's Donations
Post V: Confushious's Quest Information
Post VI: Confushious's Donations
Post VII: lnconnu-'s Quest Information
Post VIII: lnconnu-'s Donations
Post IX: Links

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→ INTRODUCTION

Ajamoh

XD! Guess whoo~! Welcome to teh HUNGRY HOBOS xthree! A new home for Kooki, FuuFuu and Skittles! :] BBQ`d Cookie x2 died on us (Skittles and Kooki) a while back D: May it rest in peace. We'll miss it like our other threads ;-;. FuuFuu closed down the Confushious`s Shrine V.20. She didn't have a home so she deicided to bunk with us! Et voila cool Hungry Hobos xthree was born.

XD Man I suck with intros. xP Go ahead and edit this.

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lnconnu-

So hey, this is Conn reporting. In short, the three of us are hobos and this thread is our homeless shelter. Why hungry, you say? Well, when we were thinking of a title for the thread, all we could come up with are titles that revolved around them: "Burnt Frappuccino" . "Bbq'd Marshmallow" . "Bbq'd Smores" . "Skittles Marshmallow Cookie" . "Dragon eat Rice Krispie with Fluffy Marshmallow" . "Narcotic Losers" (sounded cool, but we're not druggies). I guess you can say we were somewhat hungry.. And then it hit. We're hobos, and we're hungry. Thus this thing was created.

By the way, Fuufuu lies a lot so don't listen to her especially if it sounds like she's degrading herself.

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Confushious

Fuufuu here. ;] Dont listen to those other two. rolleyes heart I dont degrade my self. D: I just tell it like it iss~ <3

But yeah. =] Skittles+Fluff were nice enough to give me a home - those days of wandering the poor cold streets of gaia are over! :] - so be nice to them yes? :]

If you dont. >>'' I'll sick The Muffin man on you. ;] Hey. Who knows where's he been right? ;]

Anywayyyy~ Skittles + Fluff >>>>> You. ktksbye. heart

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2 Dec. '09 letter.
3 Oct. '09 letters.
1 Sept. '09 letter.

Eh. Doubt it.

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...Donations:

gonk

1. Anonymous Benefactor

2. Tokajiin

3. Anonymous Benefactor

4. Skittles/lnconnu-

5. FuuFuu/Confushious

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http://www.tektek.org/gaia/list/2008~Dec~31~1230767026-47

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Donatshuns~____________________________//

________________________Since April.9th.2006.

lnconnu-. ----- 888 tickets! <3333!

mediocrty. ----- 16629 tickets. eek heart

eRoTiCa. ----- Marshmallow Snowman && Spirited 2k6 Corsage && Winter Rose && Pixie && 1OOOO tickets && 5O,OOOg. eek heart heart

Depletion. ----- Winter rose 4laugh heart

eRoTiCa. ----- 3Ok pure. 4laugh heart <33

FrozenByTime. ----- 9 Labu necklaces! <333!

Anonymous Benefactor. ----- Flashion rose. 4laugh heart

Depletion && eRoTiCa. ----- Angelic Mini Wings. eek eek eek heart heart heart heart heart heart

pixellated spiff. ----- Long Bull Horns, Cowhide Santa Hat, Spirited 2k6 boots, Bunny tail, G Buckle, Brown Magical giftbox, Water meat. eek :Heart:

Far From Vanilla. ----- ORLY?! x4, Dark Halo, Gift of the Goddess x2, Jacks Joy, Really Jacked up Shirt, Labu necklace. 4laugh heart heart

ymmij & Jamie. ----- Nitemare scarf eek :Heart:

18cm. ----- Panda slippers~<33

Musa~. ----- OMG box, Snoop Dog's do-rag, heart of gold. <333

Fluff + Skittles. ----- Pretty pretty dress, awesome t-shirt, teal cami, + singing annoying as hell card! =D<333333

Jamie. ----- Year of the Sheep + Lunar Hairpin + Grace of Aphrodite + Pink Sweetheart Teddy + Angel Imp Plushie! <333333

ymmij. ----- H a p p y card + surfboard key chain + little circle person for my phone. n___n<33333

Dr. Twinkle. ----- Complete Easter set.<3

DorkOfSporks. ----- Green Ink! <3

FrozenByTime. ----- ( DD'= I think. ><;; ) Pink Apron

Dr. Twinkle. ----- 41 white dasies. 25 purple dasies. 8 yellow daffodils. 23 blue dasies. 33 pink daffodils. 40 pink carnations. (This guy spoils me sososo much. @@;; <333)

Flarious. ----- 22 red flies. 13 blue butterflies. 27 red butterflies. 15 yellow butterflys. 15 blue beetles. 23 red beetles. 13 red dragonflies. 10 blue dragonflies. 10 grasshoppers. 14 green dragonflies. 21 brown beetles. 32 Cicada. 35 Fireflies. 44 Crickets. 12 House flies. 50 white dasies. 28 Dirty Crumpled newspaper. 33 Crumpled red construction paper. 48 Crumpled green construction paper. 23 crumpled blue construction paper. 36 Crumpled blue xerox paper. 45 Crumpled paper bag. 39 Crumpled newsprint. 20 Old crumpled newspaper.

Tokajiin. ----- Violet Floral Apron

Dr. Twinkle. ----- Master Cheif Hat!

lnconnu-. ----- Space Bubble.

Anonymous Benefactor. ----- Caramel Cheesecake.

Dr. Twinkle. ----- Pearl Necklace.

Dr. Twinkle. ----- Marshmallow Snowman!

Einrick. ----- Angelic Bracelets + Human G CORP Tshirt + Zombie G CORT Tshirt + Human Labcoat + 44k Pure

Dr. Twinkle. ----- Nitemare Headband~! @@;;<333

Dr. Twinkle. ----- Kiki Kitty Plushie~

mediocrty. ----- Angelic headband.

Hina-Nami. ----- 300g.

~The Fanciful Unicorn~. ----- Gills. Light Purple Leg Warmers. Sapphire Forehead Jewel.

mediocrty. ----- Winter Rose && Pixie.

Dr. Twinkle. ----- Royal Scepter Silver.

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I ♥ Fuufuu + Kooki ;DD Even though Fuufuu lies.

→ QUEST INFORMATION

Item Currently Questing for: (as of October 5, 2008)

wasabi

Progress:

5k

_____________________side/Future quests:__________________________________

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Retrieve:

Steel-Plated Ninja Band ♥

Angelic Pendant ♥

Penguin Slippers ♥

Chain Wallet ×

Nitemare Headband ×

Nitemare Scarf ×

AFK ♥

November 2003 ×

Ancient Katana ×

Hammi Hat ×
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Other Monthly Collectibles:

Kitsune Mask ×

April 2005 ×

August 2005 ×

Sword of Aegis ♥

G9 Laptop ×

Mochi the Puppy ♥

G-BOT ×

Angelbow ♥

Chain of Command ×

September 2006 x2 × ×

October 2006 x2 × ×

November 2006 x2 ♥ ×

December 2006 x3 × × ×

January 2007x2 × ♥

February 2007 x3 ♥ ♥ ♥

March 2007 x2 × ×

April 2007 x3 × × ×

May 2007 x2 × ×

June 2007 x3 × × ×

July 2007 x3 × × ×

August 2007 x2 ♥ ×

September 2007 x2 × ×

October 2007 x3 × × ♥

November 2007 x2 ♥ ×

December 2007 x3 × × ×

January 2008 x2 × ×

February 2008 x2 × ×

March 2008 x3 × × ×

May 2008 x2 × ×

June 2008 ×

July 2008 x2 × ×

December 2008 x2 × ×

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Other Crap:

Royal Crown Black ×

Purple JACKsASSh ×

Parisian Yellow Fan ×

Long Drag ×

Nitemare Bustier ×

Android Damage Prosthetics ×

Trap Jaw ×

Chicky Hat ♥

Angel Ghost Sheet ×

Reindeer Slippers ×

Blue Fish Eyes ×

Sharp Fish Teeth ×

Sand Boldur Helmet ×

Biancamella ♥

Death Whisper ×

Enchanted Book ×

Gimpi ×

Picolitrosso's Urn

Fallen Wish

Captain Ara's Nestegg ×

Carol of Ol' Ebenezer

OMG Spirit

Panda Slippers

Kodiac Grizzly Bear Slippers ×

Brass Raving Goggles ×

Outlaw Wolf Pup ×

Panda Plushie ×

Grace of Aphrodite ×

Heartstring ×
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300 Sporty Starter Sneakers. 100 Cool, 100 Neutral, & 100 Warm. ×
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And as many Hockey Masks as I can get.

Devil Tail and Horns of the Demon are cool, too.

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→ QUEST AID

The listed are all the donors that donated to me since April 9, 2006. However, they should be redirected toward the other questers in this thread. I like to work independently knowing that I am fully capable of achieving such without help (I haven't been to a charity since I obtained my first Nitemare Scarf). Help, in my definition, is for the needy- which I do not qualify for. Unfortunately, my human nature of greed, ambition, and the desire for materialism overpower my stubbornness to refuse unnecessary donations. How convenient for the donator (screw you!). I do offer my unending gratitude and appreciation toward such kind acts, though (so I will take back my remark regarding the donator).

Thank you so much for your donations; I greatly appreciate them ♥ ♥...but you're stupid. lolololz

1. Anonymous Benefactor - Hockey Mask </3
2. Confushious - Unopened Easter 2k6 Set <///////3
3. Confushious - Hockey Mask </3
4. kawaiisang - 6 Hockey Masks <//////3
5. Ang3licMnMs - Hockey Mask + 56 Yellow Daffodils <///3
6. Tokajiin - 2 Hockey Masks <//3
7. The Hoo - 3,000 g <////////3
8. Anonymous Benefactor - Space Bubble <//3
9. Anonymous Benefactor - Pirate Patch <//3
10. Ang3licMnMs - Angelic Pendant </////////////////////////////////////////////////3</333<3333333333 x a bajillion
11. Ang3licMnMs - 12 Thank You Letter for June 2006s <////////////////3 <///33 <3 x a bajillion again
12. Ang3licMnMs - Fuzzy Penguin Slippers <///////////////////////3 <33333333333333 x a bajillion for the 3rd time
13. Ang3licMnMs - Decorative Daisy + Ballerinas Circlet + Crossed Sports Bra + Black Musketeer Top + Ice Tiara + Brownie Ribbon Skirt + Pearl Necklace + Sweetheart Gold Pendant + Sweetheart Gold Earrings + Angelbow + Sword of Aegis + Mochi the Puppy <////////////////////////////////////////////////////////3 </3333 x a bajillion for the 4th time <3333 HOSHIT. TU ES MUY CRAZITO.
14. Ang3licMnMs - Yelliot + Straw Hat + Sunshine Floral Apron + Blue MehTRO T With Cross + Red MehTRO T With Cross + Green-Blue Winter Scarf + Hook Hand + Morgana's Gloves + Easter Bunny Ears + 3 Thank You Letter for June 2006s </////////////////////////////3 </////////////////////////3 <//////333333 x a bajillion for the 5TH DANG TIME. <3333
15. Ang3licMnMs - Steel-plated Ninja Band
</////////////////////////////////////////////333333333333333333333 TU REALLY IS INSANE. <3333333333333333 x a bajillion for the 6th TIME. <3333
16. DorkofSporks - Blue Striped Polo <////3
17. Ang3licMnMs - 8 Thank You Letter for June 2006s + 1k <//////////3
18. There Is No Disco - Cool Sporty Starter Sneakers <///3
19. Anonymous Benefactor (FUUFUU) - 7 Cool Sporty Starter Sneakers + 1 Neutral Sporty Starter Sneakers + 2 Warm Sporty Starter Sneakers </////////////////////////3
20. The Hoo - 5 Hockey Masks <//////3 ;_____; I'll miss youuuu <333333
21. The Hoo - Cool Sporty Starter Sneakers <//3 ;__________; <33
22. Ang3licMnMs - 12 Thank You Letter for July 2006s </////////////3 <3
23. clairafornia - Hockey Mask <//3 n___n <3
24. Ang3licMnMs - AFK <///////////////////////////////////////////////3 FEIOWURA8W39R08A3WYRE HOLY s**t. <33333333333 x INFINITY. I OWE YOU 400+ ARTS.
25. Ajamoh - 2676 Tickets <////////////3 <3
26. Kytona - 10k for a random drawing! n__n <33333333
27. Ocearen - 17 Tokens and 55 Tickets ^o^ <333
28. Ang3licMnMs - 7 Thank You Letter for August 2006s <///////3
29. Ang3licMnMs - Drop Dead Gorgeous Onyx Skull Hairpin <//3
30. Confushious - 3 Hockey Masks <//////3 GEEBUS <3333
31. Confushious - 5 Hockey Masks /<///////3 OMG I NOW HAVE 100 HOCKEY MASKS <3333 O_____O;;;
32. Confushious - Hockey Mask<//3 Holy s**t. Most of my collection is from Fuufuu XD <3333333
33. Confushious - 2 Hockey Masks<////3 <333 >_______> <3333
34. Confushious / Dr. Twinkle - MoMo the Monkey <////////3 <3 Okay. I got the trade from Fuufuu but she said to thank Twinkle, so um yeah. thank you!!! ^o^ <33
35. Autumn - Hockey Mask <///3 <3333 Thank youu! ^o^ <33
36. Cassandra Foxx - Hockey Mask <///3 <333 Thank you!!! <333
37. Kai-Pie - Hockey Mask <///3 <333 Yay!!! thank you Kaiii <333
38. Confushious - Hockey Mask <////////3 <333 Merry Christmas! ^o^ <333
39. HelloTokyo - Hockey Mask <///3 <33 Thank you n___n
40. Kai-Pie - Hockey Mask <//3 <333 thank you again!! <333
41. Mr. Wishing Well (on behalf of The Hoo) - 10k <3333333333 I miss you, Hoo <33
42. PlacedTogether - 2 Hockey Masks </33 thank you!!
43. Ang3licMnMs - Celebrity Date + Dark Star + Celestial Wrap <////3 <3333333333
44. Kai-Pie - Hockey Mask <///3 <333 thank you again again!! <333 My 123rd one!!!! <333
45. Mr. Wishing Well (on behalf of entire Wishing Well Guild) - 40k <333333333333 <3333333 I love you guys!!! ^0^ <33333333 thank you so much!!!
46. Stereo Pixie - Hockey Mask <//3 <333 Thank you!! n__n
47. S e s s h y - Hockey Mask <//3 <333 Thank you!! ^0^
48. Confushious - Gift of the Goddess <///////3 <333 <333 Thank you so much!! <33 <33333
49. Kai-Pie - Hockey Mask <///3 <333 thank you again again again!! <333 XDD
50. Kai-Pie - Hockey Mask <///3 <333 thank you again again again again!! <333 o__o
51. fallen_skittle - 2 Hockey Masks </////3 <333 aww thank you so much!!! <33
52. Ajamoh - Summoning Tome <//////3 <33333 domo arigato mr roboto
53. [ p e e p ] - Hockey Mask <///3 <3 Thank you very much! ^__^ <3
54. Confushious - Loving Heart Mood Bubble + Deadly Mood Bubble + Tiny Pixie Wings <3333333333333 </333 Thanks <333
55. Ajamoh - Thank You Letter For November 2007 <333333333 <33/33 Merci beaucoup, mon amie!
56. DorkofSporks - Thank You Letter for October 2007 <///3 <33333333 Merci a lot and merry noel!!! <33 <3333
57. Kai-Pie - Hockey Mask <///3 <333 thank you again again again again!! <333 o__o
58. Jasette - Hockey Mask <////////3 <333
59. kawaiisang - Chicky Hat <///////3 YAYYY!! =DD e___e thanks <33
60. Ang3licMnMs - Aqua Lace-up Cork Sandals <///3 merci, even though you use me as a garbage disposal for things you don't want <33
61. Confushious - Biancamella <//////////////////////3 <3333333333 You suck. <333

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→ HUNKY HOBOS: RED-LIGHT DISTRICT

The Story Behind The Hobos

Ajamoh, Confushious, lnconnu-: Hungry homelesses that banded together.
The Flamethrower, Kooki Mahn, Pootarde, SDR (or Sweet.December.Rain, but c'mon, that totally detracts from the masculinity so we stick to the initials): Hunky Hobos.

What is the link between the two groups?

The Agency.

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Hungry Hobos by day, Ajamoh, Confushious, and lnconnu- wander the streets to find food and to get money from suckers who feel sorry for them. Where does the money go? Toward The Agency. Why? Because they're the real masterminds behind The Agency, the puppeteers, the shadows of the force, the dowager empresses secretly ruling the country and making all the decisions while their underage sons inherit the thrones for appearance.

Why are they hobos if they're so almighty? (Why the Socratic method is used here is beyond us.)

Pastime, leisure. Understand and emphathize with the poorest in the nation. Gives them time to bond without fighting over power and wealth.

By night, the trio goes by the alias, Lovely Ladies. Their involvement in The Agency is mostly on the downlow.. except lnconnu-'s because she's too autocratic as a business leader (but is efficient!).

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The Hunky Hobos, the top tier of The Agency. What they do is a secret. They take orders from no one- except the Lovely Ladies.. and their clients. Beware, they're extremely expensive.

The Flamethrower: The leader of the pack. The lone wolf. Most expensive, most experienced. Quiet and reticent, beautiful yet cold. Total womanizer in that he always knows what to say and make them gush and melt.. but he never means a word of it. lnconnu- speaks through him. He is scared to death of his fangirls (unless they can actually pay to spend time with him) and often hides in the shadows, being protected by Kooki Mahn, Pootarde, and SDR. He knows that he's on par with Adonis and Narcissus and godly-beautiful people; despite his reservedness, he is fairly arrogant and supercilious. He is an enigma.

Kooki Mahn: The affordable one, but he gets a lot of experience that way (low in price, high in demand!). Easy to irritate, also the wild and agressive one.. but he can instantly change his personality into an act of care (for money). He hates Ajamoh the most out of everyone in the whole world but can't help but bend to her will. He also hates mornings, having his time wasted, talking, waiting, etc. Very hateful person. He loves sleeping and piloting jets and planes. Wake him up and you face total destruction. He charges his winks. He also likes to band with Pootarde and pick on SDR. He's tough and rough, fearing no one except for The Flamethrower and Ajamoh.

Pootarde: The spatula, the playful bantering, the egocentricity, the floral prints.. He is so masculine that he can pull off feminine frilly aprons. He is also the head chef of The Agency after being forced to cook for the Hunky Hobos for so long prior to initiation. He loves picking on SDR and arguing with Kooki Mahn. He carries a pricechart on him at all times. Second in priciness only to The Flamethrower, whom he looks up to, he definitely knows what he's doing. He quickly rose to the top through his winning personality from being a waiter and then bartender at a fancy restaurant (where lnconnu- found him) prior to working in The Agency. He owns 300 pairs of cleats.

SDR: The newest and youngest member. He gets picked on a lot for his full name. It was at lnconnu-'s and The Flamethrower's insistence that he change his ways from a little pathetic lolita crybaby into a man of steel and car parts. He got into The Agency and the Hunky Hobos through Confushious who didn't know what manly was until lnconnu- beat it through her head.. and still, she tries to argue and defend her recruit. This poor guy had to endure extreme training and transformation under the direct influence of The Flamethrower, Kooki Mahn, and Pootarde (think of Mia from The Princess Diaries). He still holds a degree of sensitivity, but hey, his clients love him for it.

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DorkOfSporks, the official press for The Agency. Very good friend of the Lovely Ladies. She scares The Flamethrower and SDR and irks Kooki Mahn to no end because she owes him a lot of money (see below in extras as to why), but Pootarde absolutely loves her.
She will be reporting now and then; see extras below for her amazing work in interviewing.

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→ HUNKY HOBOS: RED-LIGHT DISTRICT Extras!

DorkofSporks

I Spent the Night with Three Hunks
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Dorky here, from the wide world of the streets! Lately, there have been whispers and rumors of "those three sexy dudes from the alleyway!" and they'd gotten to be so much that I just had to get out there and look for them myself!

So, I ventured out into the wide and dangerous world of the scarypartsoftown! 8D
I came equipped with a pen, pad, lots of money (I was told to bring this!) and Skittles, who stayed only to take a picture before she poofled away neutral

Of course, the first place I looked was near the trash, and there they were. Now, these weren't just any trashdiggers. No! They were SUPERSEXYHUNKYMENOFTHEALLEYWAY!

*ahem*

So then stuff happened ;D
And questions were answered :]

As it turns out, they weren't just trashdiggers. Oh no! They belonged to something called The Agency, and were very good at what they did apparently. The most senior of the three was The Flamethrower. He'd been in the business the longest, and (as it turned out) was in high demand. Kooki Mahn was the second youngest, but was the most mischievous. Pootarde was the newest member, but his skill was not to be underestimated!

...Okay, I know.
You're dying to get the interviews. It's not my fault that I learned all about this just now and everyone else in the world already knew. u_u

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Pootarde
D: What is your name?
P: Pootarde ._.
D: And what do you do for a living?
P: ... It's a secret blaugh
D: stare
P: Hahaha, next!
D: Why do you look so tired? And why are you wearing an apron? I mean, that's hardly appropriate street wear |:
P: Well, about that. I was up ALL night cooking for this huge party coming up soon. Since I'm the newest one you know, they make me do a lot of things -_- ...At least this apron is sexy, huh? 8D
D: Yes, very. Where'd you get it? O:
P: One of my clients gave it to me :]
D: In return for...?
P: ;D
D: ...What kind of answer was that? Dx
P: A very good one. :]
D: Okay... Moving on! What do your hobbies include?
P: Well, cooking I guess? I seem to be pretty good at it! Beware of my SPATULA POWER!
D: o.O
P: blaugh
D: Okkayy >> Favorite color?
P: Purple! Oh, and green is nice too.
D: Speaking of purple, how'd you get your hair that color? :O
P: You are what you eat, and I must say, there are lots of purple things in trash cans u_u
D: O_o Uhm, well... I've heard you make quite a lot of money in The Agency.
P: Yes, we do.
D: Then why are you eating out of a trash can? neutral
P: ...Because we spend all our money too fast neutral I mean, look at this shiney new spatula I bought! 8D It's so shiney and clean and so COOL! biggrin
D: I can almost sense your excitement.
P: Really? O:
D: Uh, yeah! xD;
P: Yay! *hugs* <3
D: ////@_@///// (that is me turning super red! Unfortunately, I found it was quite hard to incorporate into the text neutral )
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Kooki Mahn
D: And you are..?
K: Kooki Mahn, the one and only 8D
D: Ohhh... And what do you do for a living?
K: Sorry, love, that's a secret ;D I do the same thing as these other two though :]
D: And... are you single? *_*
K: We all are :]
D: OHREALLY? O:
K: Yup. You can buy us though. I cost $$$$$ for ____ hours 8D
D: HOLY. O_O I don't think I could ever afford *mumble mumble*
K: Hahah, wait 'til you ask The Flamethrower how much he costs. God, that guy is expensive u_u *points to dark corner of alley*
D: *squints* I don't see anyone. O:
K: That's because he's hiding from fangirls! O:
D: Ah. xD; Okay, what do you want to be if you weren't doing what you do now?
K: Hmm... become a sexy pilot. :]
D: Ohh... ;D
K: ;D ...1k for the wink please :]
D: Dx
K: Ahaha, I'll put it on your tab. There will definately be more charges by the end of the night ;D
D: ;_; And... Who irritates you the most?
K: KOOKI! OMG, that woman [ censored ]!!! Always trying to boss me around :[ Well, I mean, I guess she has a right to neutral
D: And why is that?
K: ninja Secret. blaugh
D: Everything's always a secret ;o Dx
K: Basically. :]
D: Okay, well, your hobbies include...?
K: ;D ;D ;D
D: ... Is that 3k more? neutral
K: Yes ma'am.
D: O;
K: I like having fun ;D
D: What kind of fun?
K: Fun fun. ;D
D: x: I seeee....
K: biggrin What's next?
D: Uhhmmm... Where is The Agency located? O:
K: You're supposed to be asking about us, not The Agency. O:
D: x: Where do you live?
K: Here, there, everywhere ;D Anywhere where some lovely lady will offer me a nice comfy bed and a good night's sleep ;D
D: .... >> Is there some sort of innuendo there?
K: blaugh
D: *ahem* Uhh... That's all I have to ask. :]
K: Aww :[ </3
D: Dx
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D: Helllooo?
F: Yes?
D: ...Are you going to stay hidden forever? neutral
F: ninja *appears*
D: WOAH! HOLY ER$I2($(#*$(@*(!MARRYME?!@?#EQ#E
F: *ahem* u_u
D: So, you must be The Flamethrower.
F: Yes. Please don't say my name too loud, I don't want to get attacked neutral
D: Attacked?
F: By a mob neutral
D: Okay O_o
F: Thanks.
D: Well, first question. Why do you have such nice, long, pretty lashes?! ;o
F: ._. What?
D: Your EYELASHES, MAN! Dx
F: Uhm, I don't know. I was born like that? neutral
D: And your eyebrows? You were born with perfect eyebrows?
F: Uhm... >>;
D: And perfect skin? And the body of a GOD? Dx
F: ...Shall I leave? ._.
D: Nono, no leavy ;o
F: neutral
D: Okay. Uhm... for future reference, how much do you cost? *_*
F: ...You're too poor to afford me. u_u
D: Dx Lies! Dx
F: Nope. And even if you had enough, after all those winks and smiles Kooki Mahn gave you, you'd be poor as dirt. u_u He charges like, interest on those things. neutral
D: Why are you always neutral ing?
F: neutral I don't know. Because? neutral
D: Ah, okay. :] Favorite outfit?
F: What I'm wearing now. ._.
D: Yes, yes, you look very good in it.
F: Of course I do.
D: ...Aren't you a bit... conceited? Egotistical? Arrogant? >>;
F: Is that such a bad thing?
D: No, actually. It makes you even more attractive *_*
F: >>; I'm gonna leave now... >>;
D: NO! *clings*
F: Dx
D: Aha! Got something other than neutral , u_u, ._., or >>; from you! xD
F: Wtf. xD;
D: I win. 8D

And... I had the best time afterwards ;D ;D ;D
MWAHAHAHAH. <3 <3 <3
-Dorky

Trash Picture taken by Skittles. I mean, isn't she such an amazing photographer? 8D rofl

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→ HUNKY HOBOS: RED-LIGHT DISTRICT Extras! Continued.

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Making a Giant Leap for Manleh-kind
Getting Up Close and Personal with Sweet.December.Rain

Yes, it's Dorky back with another exclusive interview type dealy!
Now, as you all remember, a while back we had an amazing segment on those reallyhotguysfromthealley! As it turns out, there's now a new member!

These "hunky hobos," as they are now called, only very recently took this cute little guy in. As I found out, he was a very kind soul with a playful side and... well, you'll just have to read and find out ;D

D: Hello! You're the new guy? :]
S: Yes, that would be me. O:
D: Well, I've heard all sorts of things about you! Like, for instance, they say you used to be in the mafia! You were one of the top hitman in the area!
S: Uhh...
D: Another rumor is that you used to be a ballerina? And/or ice skater? 8D
S: *cough* Lies. They're all lies! I've never even ice skated before! And why would I be a ballerina?! ;o
D: You didn't deny killing anyone O:
S: O:
D: >>; Soo... What was your name? I didn't exactly get it O:
S: That's because you never asked me. u_u SweetDecemberRain at your service. Though you'll have to call me SDR, or else...
D: Or else...?
S: I'll be scolded for not being manly enough! Dx
D: Not being manly enough?! What does that mean? O:
S: Well, I used to be a wimp--
D: Ehhh???
S: --but then I got taken in by The Agency. Of course, at the Agency's insistence, I became more manly. You know them, they don't like unmanly men. They like manly men. They like it even better if you're a MANLEH man. 8D
D: Well, for one thing, I don't know the Agency. Care to let me know more about it? For another, you were a wimp?! Could you explain this to me? And finally, is there a difference between manly and MANLEH? O:
S: ... Of course there's a difference between manly and MANLEH!
D: ... Did you just skillfully avoid my first two questions?
S: What questions? :]
D: ... >>; Uhm... okay! What do you enjoy?
S: Long walks on the beach and having tea and crumpets! biggrin
D: Really?
S: I also enjoy dancing in the rain :]
D: Tell me more about yourself. I'm interested now.
S: You weren't interested before? O;
D: Of course I was! I was just... less interested? O;
S: Dx
D: Dx !!! .... stare YOU KNOW WHAT IMEANNOWSTOPPLAYINGAROUNDDx
S: rofl Did my Dx face make you feel bad? :]
D: stare Tell me more about yourself.
S: Hmm... I enjoy dancing in the rain! It's such a nice feeling.

I guess I'm sort of a shy person too? I'm easily embarassed. Hmm... my favorite poem is "The Raven." :]
D: Tehe, cute. 4laugh
S: >< redface
D: Are you blushing? O:
S: >< Next question please redface
D: Why did the Agency take you in?
S: Uhm... probably because I'll do anything they ask me to do. O:
D: I suppose that's a good thing in your business.
S: Yes. :]
D: Well, now that I think about it. Hmmm...
S: Hmm...?
D: I must say, you seem like a romantic. It's quite cute!
S: A romantic? O: >< redface
D: Yes, yes. It's not a bad thing!
S: I'm supposed to be manly! Oh no! Am I regressing? Dx I was doing so well! D;
D: ...It's important that you be manly, isn't it? >>;
S: Yes! O;
D: ...And what exactly is "manly"? Oh, and I still want to know what the difference between "manly" and "MANLEH" is. x:
S: Well, being manly is being manly. ._.
D: Uh-huh.....
S: Being MANLEH is being like this: RAWR. I ARE MAN!! >D
D: Oh, I see. There's a big difference!
S: You see? biggrin That wasn't so hard to understand, was it? :]
D: I was being sarcastic! Where's the difference?! D<
S: >< There's a difference!
D: Are you sure? neutral
S: Yes! Dx
D: Lies. neutral
S: O; Okay, I'll give you an example.
D: Okay, shoot.
S: Okay. Uhm... name some male actors O: Or some singers or something neutral
D: What? Why? Dx
S: Just do it! ><
D: Uhm... Vin Diesel? neutral
S: MANLEH! Keep going!
D: Gackt! 8D
S: Uhh.... >> *cough* Manly. >>;
D: Antonio Banderas!
S: MANLEH!
D: Enrique Iglesias? O_o neutral
S: ...Manly Dx
D: OHHH... SORA FROM KINGDOM HEARTTTS? 8D 8D 8D
S: Manly. -_-
D: Dx Riku? ;D
S: Manleh.
D: THE ROCK. 8D
S: Manleh, duh neutral
D: KOOKI MAHN!! <3 <3 <3
S: ...Did I just see hearts flutter about you? >>
D: Is he manleh or not, damnit? ><
S: Manleh.
D: Flamethrower?
S: Obviously, he is one of the manleh-ist of us all neutral Have you seen the length of his client list?! O;
D: Haha. xD Okay, Pootarde! :]
S: ...Questionable. neutral
D: Questionable?! >O
S: It's the apron. neutral Well, one thing's for sure. He is more manleh than me. u_u
D: Okay, okay. Hmmm... Cloud from FFVII? biggrin
S: neutral Manly. He was a bit too weird to be MANLEH. Next?
D: The original green ranger?
S: Manly.
D: Red ranger? Dx
S: Manleh.
D: Chuck Norris?
S: A MANLEH MAN! THE PERFECT EXAMPLE! You see now?
D: I think I do! 8D How could I not understand before?! O;
S: It's okay *pat pat*
D: Okay, well...
S: ? Oh, time's up. neutral
D: What? NO! Time's already up? But, but... we spent half the time defining the difference between manly and manleh!!
S: Sorry, but, I have another appointment!
D: But I paid $$$$ for this measly ___ minute time slot! Dx Come on, have mercy! *grabs*
S: I gotta go! O; Let go! You don't pay well enough! O;
D: Dx
S: GET THAT RECORDER OUT OF MY FACE! I'M NOT TALKING ANYMORE! O; *runs*
D: NOO! COME BACK! O; I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE NOT MANLY, YOU'RE STILL CUTE!!!!!