From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: As you wander in and out of venues this warm, summery evening, you get the feeling you're being watched. As you turn around a corner you hear a very loud cackle come from one of the rooftops. You look to see a tall, slender shadow leap down towards where you are. Releasing a high-pitched giggle, you can see her glowing red eyes before she even steps out into the glow of the streetlight. She sports a floppy blue mohawk, a tiny black top, ripped jeans that were obviously bleached and dyed pink, and a pair of heels.
"You dropped something back there" she says, as she advances slowly towards you.
No words come out of your mouth as you stare back at the feral glare in her eyes and a grin that seems to laugh even without sound. All you can do is shake your head back and forth as you step backwards. As you take the next step back, your foot hits a bump in the pavement and you fall backwards. You want to scream as she comes towards you but nothing comes out. You see her hands come towards your face. You panic and manage to flinch... to feel a pair of glasses and something fuzzy placed onto your face and the sound of her walking away.
You get up and look at what she put on your face.
"I... I didn't drop this..." you say to the shadows.
"Aw, too bad," you hear her high voice respond.
Thats when you see the other thing she was carrying emerge into the light.
Your eyes get wide, but before you can even scream, the rocket shoots out of her launcher and explodes as it collides into you. The explosion and her cackle are the last things you hear.
Your last thought is "All of this over a stupid pair of bearded glasses?"
~The Explosion Nymph