Edelsteine
This is the Journal for Edelsteine Nowai, the Hamartia Passare. Please do not post unless you have the expressed permission of Syrie.
Syrie
Garbage Paladin
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this s**t is 100% under construction. Kindly suck it if you don't like it biggrin
...//01 - GPS Recalculating... (Table of Contents - IC/OOC)
...//02 - Nowai, Hamartia Passare
...//03 - The Host With the Most (L. Edward Hawthorn)
...//04 - 7 8 9 (About Seven)
...//05 - Poor Unfortunate Souls (Friends/Family/Etc)
...//06 - Within This House Are Fools (servants)
...//07 - Across the Bridge is Mars (where he lives)
...//08 - O'lan Mills Photoshopery (artworks)
...//09 - Knicks, Knacks and Paddywacks (belongings)
...//10 - Fertilized With Salt (notes on growth)
...//11 - Reserved - trollface + U MAD? or stick with twinkies?
...//12 - Reserved
...//13 - Reserved
...//14 - Not Your Personal Army (disclaimer)
Quest Thread Preserved for Great Justice!
Syrie
Garbage Paladin
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Name: Nowai
Host: L. Edward Hawthorn
Domain: FAIL (Failure)
Gender: Genderless
Jewel Appearance: Post-Apocalyptic Twinkie from Hell
Skin: Sallow, slightly yellow/bruised looking (missing from above fail!art)
Eyes: Black with grey pupils
Hair: Sooty and very scraggly - but kind of floats around to the hips
Wings (if any): Little half-broken feather ones that has tape or bandages holding them together. Kind of like a life-science experiment gone bad.
About Nowai: Hiroshima. Sparkledogs. Hitler's attempt at art school. Windows ME. /b/. Celine Dion, Justin Beiber & parachute pants. LACK OF BACON. Period cramps. Pet sim sites. Telemarketers and spam mail (e- and otherwise). All these horrible things...you can just BET Nowai had his grubby hands on 'em. Or just, you know had to do something with them. What he touches, fails. If he's on your ball team, you will fail. In the most spectacular way possible - and once in a while that fail turns into a win.
Like Robot Unicorn Attack and 2 of the over 9 thousand!!!!1 internet memes.
Oh yeah, Encylopedia Dramatica? That's his crowning glory, rite thar. Historians have been catalouging his influence for YEARS via that site.
Other: ...Seriously, what more is there to know? Failure is unavoidable, everyone bows to it at some point...and even though you may not recognize it's existence...IT IS THERE. LURKING. WAITING TO GET YOU!
Not a nice guy, not a not-nice guy...just, Nowai - Up in ur life, mucking up ur stuff ;D
...// Music Box:
Theme Song de Nowai
I'm Awesome by Spose
I'm Sexy & I Know It by LMFAO
Syrie
Garbage Paladin
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Name: Llewellyn Edward Hawthorn
Gender: Male
Age: 43
Race: Human
Body Type: Somewhat soft from hours spent at sitting in the lab, but has an over-all good health and physical tone
Skin tone: Slightly tanned
Eye Color / style: Green-grey // Round
Hair Color / style: Toffee brown with grey // Brushed very neatly back into a low "paint-brush" ponytail
Love Interest: The kind you pay money for.
Weapon(s) of Choice: Science!
Abilities: Biomedical/Biochemical Engineering and Nuclear Research (16 years of research)
Normal Attire: Dresses very laid back, but neatly. Has been known to wear loud hawaiian prints and khakis but usually dresses in slacks, a button down and a lab coat. Wears Aspen cologne on an almost daily basis, but has learned to do so without choking everyone in the room.
Favorite Color(s): Flamingo pink, neon
Favorite Food(s): Snow Pea Crisps (clean, easy to eat), tootsie rolls and tilapia with lemon juice
Family:
Mother's name: Helena Grace Hawthorn (nee Tucker)
Currently alive?: No
Father's name: Adrian Paul Hawthorn
Currently alive?: Yes; has Alzheimers disease & is cranky
Siblings: (2) - Wilhemina Grace (deceased); Eliza Mirabell
Hobbies: Jogging (with iPod), metal-working, listening to music & cleaning, Concerts (small private ones)
Personality: Decent sort for the most part - puts his work before almost everything else in life. Has a very backwards way of thinking about certain things thanks to his up-bringing that he can't quite shake (though he is now a very learned man). Cranky about a lot of things too though, has a short temper and no tolerance for stupidity nor repeating himself to someone else.
"If you didn't get it the first time, you're obviously too stupid to understand."
Absolutely ADORES flamingos as they were his deceased mother's favorite animal - he collects the damned things against all sense and reason. Is a practicing vegetarian but his dad told him long time ago that fish were like ocean plants, and though he is grown and knows better...he still thinks of them as a sort of fresh/salt water cabbage.
Getting the Edelsteine: ...//Incoming!