OH GOSH EVERYBODY
I just found a box full of pretty awesome bikinis. Like srsly awesome. Sparkly and colorful and all that. I think I've seen some like them before, but maybe not these colors? IDK they're pretty awesome colors.
SO I'M GONNA HAVE A BIKINI GIVEAWAY DANCE PARTY
Because dance parties are ttly the best.
You should join in my dance party. It will rock. Like hardcore rockin' awesome. And when I see someone who REALLY has the moves, you might get something out of this box over here
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To be cool enough to get something out of this box, all you really need to do is hang out. The longer you hang out, the better your chances
biggrin I don't think I have enough in here for everyone, so if you don't get one, don't go thinking you're not super cool or that I hate you, just trying to spread the love as best I can. Also, no one like people who beg for favors at a party, as if the host owes you just for showing up. It's totally the opposite of cool. I know you all want my super awesome bikinis and bottoms, but again, I just don't think I have enough to go around. Maybe I'll be surprised to find out this box is actually bigger inside than it looks and I'll end up with unlimited supply, but I'm not betting on it.
Too bad I'm not cool
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UPDATE: After removing the top layer of bikinis in this box, it looks like there are some shorts in here too! These are pretty awesome looking! I'll start tossing them out to people hanging out here too! But you guys gotta cut it out with trying to guilt me into giving you stuff. That's not cool, and this stuff is only for cool people! Just be chill and hang out and perhaps I'll find something in here to suit you
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