themightyjello
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Coming Out of the Closet with Tall, Dark and Handsome
Skullies? Anson tilted his head slightly, looking down at the cupcake before he remembered the shadow-like hand that had reached out of the cabinet a few minutes back. Perhaps that was the name of that helper... or helpers, as it seemed there were more than one of these things. It really wouldn't have felt particularly 'mysterious magician's shop' without some type of imp, goblin, or dancing broom doing all of the menial tasks, after all.
He took a moment after standing to fit his gauntlets back into position; sliding up his sleeves and tightening the straps before he pushed his chair back in neatly where it had been and followed the spider to his parlor.
"How about a sword that can only cut the guilty. Baptized in the blood of a saint."
"Guilty by whose judgment? And how would I cut the innocent with such a sword if the need arose?"
"Or a glasses that actually see lies as their forming in the air. I could give you a book, that when held up to someone has exactly what they're thinking written or illustrated on it's pages."
"Those both sound so useful that I would quickly find myself relying on them and be at a loss if I ever couldn't. Although I wouldn't mind trying out that book right now to see what sort of illustrations come out..."
"It comes with a pen that lets you copy down your favorites too."
"Come now, that can't be all that it does? No making drawings come to life or causing written words to become objects?"
"Maybe adventuring supplies? A napsack of endless rope? Always useful."
"Though much like the rope, you're likely not to have it when you actually need it..."
"A fate-touched set of keys that always lead to adventure? I dipped them in Lachesis' tears myself. Willingly given of course. Wonderful sense of humor that one."
"Not necessary, as I seem to have found enough interesting doors on my own already today."
"You've already crossed a borders today, why not set the record high so tomorrow has something to reach for?"
"But as you said, the first one is free and I do need a convenient excuse to come back and check to make sure there are no foxes in the attic."
For each offer that was made, the boy was ready with an excuse for why it was a poor fit. Perhaps it was the malicious glint of that salesman's smile or the discussion that they'd just had, but at the moment Anson was strongly feeling the wisdom behind the phrase don't take candy from strangers. Cake, yes. Jambalaya, yes. Mysterious and potentially double-edged magical artifacts, probably not.
The temperature actually got a few degrees cooler as they stepped through the small doorway from the kitchen into the upper level of the shop; because despite the snowstorm outside the kitchen the hot food had kept the interior slightly warmer than the dry and cool magician's shop. The clean, pristine, and refined decor of the kitchen also contrasted sharply with the 'old library' feeling of the shop, and walking through that pantry was like stepping through a wardrobe into Narnia.
"As I said when I first arrived, Sir Dark, I'm here seeking knowledge. I'm sure that you have some very interesting things for sale, but even the sharpest sword won't be of much help if I don't know what manner of hungry beast is eyeing these cages."
Skullies? Anson tilted his head slightly, looking down at the cupcake before he remembered the shadow-like hand that had reached out of the cabinet a few minutes back. Perhaps that was the name of that helper... or helpers, as it seemed there were more than one of these things. It really wouldn't have felt particularly 'mysterious magician's shop' without some type of imp, goblin, or dancing broom doing all of the menial tasks, after all.
He took a moment after standing to fit his gauntlets back into position; sliding up his sleeves and tightening the straps before he pushed his chair back in neatly where it had been and followed the spider to his parlor.
"How about a sword that can only cut the guilty. Baptized in the blood of a saint."
"Guilty by whose judgment? And how would I cut the innocent with such a sword if the need arose?"
"Or a glasses that actually see lies as their forming in the air. I could give you a book, that when held up to someone has exactly what they're thinking written or illustrated on it's pages."
"Those both sound so useful that I would quickly find myself relying on them and be at a loss if I ever couldn't. Although I wouldn't mind trying out that book right now to see what sort of illustrations come out..."
"It comes with a pen that lets you copy down your favorites too."
"Come now, that can't be all that it does? No making drawings come to life or causing written words to become objects?"
"Maybe adventuring supplies? A napsack of endless rope? Always useful."
"Though much like the rope, you're likely not to have it when you actually need it..."
"A fate-touched set of keys that always lead to adventure? I dipped them in Lachesis' tears myself. Willingly given of course. Wonderful sense of humor that one."
"Not necessary, as I seem to have found enough interesting doors on my own already today."
"You've already crossed a borders today, why not set the record high so tomorrow has something to reach for?"
"But as you said, the first one is free and I do need a convenient excuse to come back and check to make sure there are no foxes in the attic."
For each offer that was made, the boy was ready with an excuse for why it was a poor fit. Perhaps it was the malicious glint of that salesman's smile or the discussion that they'd just had, but at the moment Anson was strongly feeling the wisdom behind the phrase don't take candy from strangers. Cake, yes. Jambalaya, yes. Mysterious and potentially double-edged magical artifacts, probably not.
The temperature actually got a few degrees cooler as they stepped through the small doorway from the kitchen into the upper level of the shop; because despite the snowstorm outside the kitchen the hot food had kept the interior slightly warmer than the dry and cool magician's shop. The clean, pristine, and refined decor of the kitchen also contrasted sharply with the 'old library' feeling of the shop, and walking through that pantry was like stepping through a wardrobe into Narnia.
"As I said when I first arrived, Sir Dark, I'm here seeking knowledge. I'm sure that you have some very interesting things for sale, but even the sharpest sword won't be of much help if I don't know what manner of hungry beast is eyeing these cages."
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