My fellow Americans,
k. There's a paragraph that just came into my mind.
But now cause of the names you choose, it's going to sound like incest.
It was Christmas time at the high school. The halls were covered with festive red and green tinsel. Blue snowflakes hung from the staircase. Mistletoe (despite the disapproval of the school) was placed in front of classroom doors. Romulus strolled down the halls to his locker; he saw Remus putting up a poster for the winter dance.
"Hey," he greeted coolly.
Remus flustered and dropped the large poster he had been fighting with over his head. Romulus helped him out of it.
"H- Hi there." He finally replied.
Romulus paused for a moment, his eyes flickered from Remus's face to an area just below his stomach. He smirked.
"Is that a candy cane, or are you just happy to see me?"
Remus looked down and abandoning the poster, he whipped a candy cane out of his pocket, unwrapped it, and stuck it in his mouth.
“It’s a candy cane,” he replied and went back to struggling with the poster.
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