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[aUdra]

hullo and welcome to aUdio's craptastic art!

this is my shop where i draw none other than craptastic art to support my impulsive buying ways and keep me out of the proverbial gaian poorhouse.

please adhere to the rules and have fun!

heart aUdio

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1 - rules & faq
2 - new s**t
3 - examples & prices
4 - order form
5 - waiting list
6 - customers & donators
7 - links to friends
8 - s**t list

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Rules:

- adhere to gaia TOS
- read everything on this page before ordering (especially here)
- do not pm me your orders
- i do not draw copyrighted characters except under special circumstances
- once you are put on the waiting list, please send me a trade with your payment. i will not start the drawing until i get the trade.
** i will not confirm the trade until your drawing is finished.
- as much as i would love to please everyone, my art might not always be what you were expecting. if you do not like the piece, i apologize now, but there are no refunds.
- having an add for your shop/quest in your sig is fine, do not, however, post advertisments in the thread. if you would like to be linked, please pm me.
- don't rush me, i have a very busy life and im not always up to drawing in my free time. if you don't rush me, your drawing is likely to come out better. i won't forget about your drawing. promise.
- after you get your drawing, please upload it to your own server
- prices are set
- tips are loved
- begging for my items will get you shitlisted


Frequently Asked Questions

q: Why do you call your art "craptastic?" I think its really good!
a: i call it 'craptastic' merely because i know i can do better. however, i like the style i have developed much more than my more 'traditional' anime drawings

q: Will you accept items?
a: yes, of course. assuming the item(s) that you are giving me are of equal or greater value to the drawing you ordered. if it is of greater value by more than 100g, expect a bonus treat.

q: Can you give me a discount? please?!!
a: only if you're a hammie will you get a discount.

q: What's a hammie?
a: if you don't know, im not telling.

q: You did (fillintheblank) for this person, why won't you do it for me?
a: that person is most likely my friend or has probably done me a favour in the past and i owe them one.

q: Your waiting list is full, can i reserve a spot?
a: no.

q: What's with the lips?
a: im a rocky horror (picture) show fanatic. that and i like drawing lips.

q: Can you draw anthros/mecha/weapons?
a: i cannot draw mecha to save my life, and as far as anthros go, i can add ears and a tail and that's about it. weapons, however, are okay.

q: What's a Decemberist?
a: the decemberists are my favourite band along with the dresden dolls. i listen to, and quote them both quite a lot.

q: How do you do the voodoo that you do so well?
a: i do it all on my tablet in photoshop, even though a lot of my stuff has that ms paint feel to it.

q: Can you add things to my avatar for free?
a: if its within reason, sure.

q: What's the s**t list and how do I get on it?
a: the s**t list is equivalent to a black list. you get on it by breaking one of my rules. if you get on it, you cannot get off. if you are on the s**t list, i will never take your order. if you get on it while im completeing your order, i will cancel your order, and your trade.

q: Jesus Christ on a cracker how long is this FAQ?
a: it just ended.

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9-14 - aUdio just got back from seeing the decemberists live! i would also like to thank all my customers as of late for being so stupendously literate and respectful of the rules, and being amazingly cool about my lack of respect for deadlines. thanks again guys. you keep me in style. heart

7-17 - aUdio has been sick and finished harry potter by 6am on the morning of the 16th. all with held arts shall be coming soon. there is also a plan in the works with tearatone maystar for an avatar contest.

7-13 - nobody loves aUdio, and there is a dresden dolls event that she cannot attend because its in boston and she lives nowhere near there.

7-11 - aUdio's craptastic art open for business

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headshot
description: full colour headshot.
price: 750
examples: mystic vixen , amus

upper torso
description: full colour from the waist up
price: 1000
examples: none...yet.

full body sketch
description: full body b&w sketch with one colour (please specify)
price: 1k
examples: none...yet. ninja

full body
description: full body full colour cg
price: 1.5k
examples: shinra lenoir aUdio


** extras:
group shots available.
to order a group shot, please specify which option you would like (headshot, full body, etc) and add 250 g per extra person.
(a full body + 1 extra person = 1.75k)

kanji.
im fluent in japanese and i will put the japanese symbol of your choice or your name in katakana in your picture for you.

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here is the order form

name: your name. this is who im going to bill.
subject: insert the subject(s) of the drawing's username if different than your own
option: put which option you picked (headshot, full body, etc)
pose: insert pose (only available for full body, full body sketch, and upper body shot)
additional items: put additional items, if any. if you have a group, please limit to one per person and specify who is to have what (please don't abuse this)
phrase: optional phrase or japanese characters
avatar name y/n: do you want the name of the avatar in the picture? yes or no.
price: insert price according to pricing guide


it should look like this:

Quote:

name: audra
subject: tearatone maystar & vicky
option: upper body shot
additional items: vicky- whip, tear- handcuffs
phrase: "yes ma'am! >w< *spooge*"
avatar name: yes
price: 1.25 k

*** you should not even be looking at this part if you haven't read the entire first page yet. that information is there for a reason.

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(if your name is here, i must get a trade offer from you within three days or your spot will be vacated)

1 - Devon de Dante
2 - cybersex
3 - rainbow parfait
4 - nie!!! homg!!!
5 - sarah femme

getting full again :O heart

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Customers

mystic-vixen surprised
Shinra LeNoir surprised
Orgasmic Generation surprised
Chi Ten surprised
Hoyden Nuisance surprised
devon de dante
cybersex
rainbow parfait
nie chan! (she's the bestest so dont mess, gee)
sarah femme





cool = donated
surprised = done
ninja = hasnt confirmed the trade yet
whee = bought more than 1
heart = tipped
4laugh = tipped big
blaugh = on the house

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link to me:

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links to my freinds:


iko n' tenshi - poetry and furries eek


aMus - juju's and amyews and adoptables, oh my surprised whee


the beloved pqus - her art > my art. 'nuff said. 3nodding

kylamay's art auction - go bid god dammit. whee


kiwikins & suntao's art auction - i luff me my d&d heart domokun


taisuke - everybody's favourite gay japanese man heart

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don't put yourself here.

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booyahkasha

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+cuts the red ribbon with saftety scissors+
wer're open!

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+sings along to nine inch nails to see if tear's around ninja +

[Tearatone]

surprised NIN makes Tear go *pop*!

Damn you, now I must make a shop.

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Tearatone Maystar

surprised NIN makes Tear go *pop*!

Damn you, now I must make a shop.

well if arent you just dr seuss jr.