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[MooMule4]

CarapaxtotheMax

Yeeeees
yes do it
mhm
mhmhmhmhmhmhm
do it do it do it
and i'll get the Gibson logo on my a**

you + me:

I'll do it if Gaia gives me money for once
I'll do it
I will

and I had another gif in mind btu this one will suffice

because dem shoes gurl
dem shoes

[CarapaxtotheMax]

MooMule4

CarapaxtotheMax

Yeeeees
yes do it
mhm
mhmhmhmhmhmhm
do it do it do it
and i'll get the Gibson logo on my a**

you + me:

I'll do it if Gaia gives me money for once
I'll do it
I will

and I had another gif in mind btu this one will suffice

because dem shoes gurl
dem shoes

Haha
I'll organize it
do it
do iiiiiiiiit

aww u so fab

emotion_bigheart

[MooMule4]

CarapaxtotheMax

Haha
I'll organize it
do it
do iiiiiiiiit

aww u so fab

emotion_bigheart

yes yes yes
but not really no
I'm not big on tattoos
I'd look like an idiot with tattoos
cause I'm baby faced and tubby
just
I'd look like an idiot
but let's pretend I would

thank you thank you
my loyal subjects
thank you

[CarapaxtotheMax]

MooMule4

CarapaxtotheMax

Haha
I'll organize it
do it
do iiiiiiiiit

aww u so fab

emotion_bigheart

yes yes yes
but not really no
I'm not big on tattoos
I'd look like an idiot with tattoos
cause I'm baby faced and tubby
just
I'd look like an idiot
but let's pretend I would

thank you thank you
my loyal subjects
thank you

Oh dude I feel you bro
I am like
I look like a twelve year-old
so tattoos would probably look so dumb. c_c
i already get weird looks on the street when I smoke
like
call child services
ugh
But I am getting a tattoo soon anyway
******** dem guys
probably a scientific drawing of an orchid
my friend is a fantastic artist

emotion_bigheart

[MooMule4]

CarapaxtotheMax

Oh dude I feel you bro
I am like
I look like a twelve year-old
so tattoos would probably look so dumb. c_c
i already get weird looks on the street when I smoke
like
call child services
ugh
But I am getting a tattoo soon anyway
******** dem guys
probably a scientific drawing of an orchid
my friend is a fantastic artist

emotion_bigheart

yep
it was my birthday during the school year and this girl like
asked how old I was
and when I told her I was 23 she just
went poobrained
she was like
oh my god really I mean I would've guessed maybe 20 or 21 because you're here with us in a university but oh my god I would think you were so much younger
and like
that week I went and got my toes done with my mom
and the lady was talkin to her
asked if I was related to her
because she though I was maybe 15
so maybe daughter maybe granddaughter
don't wanna judge

but oh man oh man
I have orchids so
totally interested
what kinda orchid
cause
I'd like
suggest a ghost orchid
cause those bitches are gorgeous but look demonic like s**t bro
but the kind I always see are like
the phal orchids
that are pretty but like
********
ghost orchids are so badass
just so badass

[CarapaxtotheMax]

MooMule4

CarapaxtotheMax

Oh dude I feel you bro
I am like
I look like a twelve year-old
so tattoos would probably look so dumb. c_c
i already get weird looks on the street when I smoke
like
call child services
ugh
But I am getting a tattoo soon anyway
******** dem guys
probably a scientific drawing of an orchid
my friend is a fantastic artist

emotion_bigheart

yep
it was my birthday during the school year and this girl like
asked how old I was
and when I told her I was 23 she just
went poobrained
she was like
oh my god really I mean I would've guessed maybe 20 or 21 because you're here with us in a university but oh my god I would think you were so much younger
and like
that week I went and got my toes done with my mom
and the lady was talkin to her
asked if I was related to her
because she though I was maybe 15
so maybe daughter maybe granddaughter
don't wanna judge

but oh man oh man
I have orchids so
totally interested
what kinda orchid
cause
I'd like
suggest a ghost orchid
cause those bitches are gorgeous but look demonic like s**t bro
but the kind I always see are like
the phal orchids
that are pretty but like
********
ghost orchids are so badass
just so badass

Haha awwww
awwwww
Hey
hey like
this one time, i was visiting my dad and my sister in America
and she has kids, right?
so like, we were at Bath and Body Works
and my sis was looking at s**t
I was standing with the youngest kid (Jacob) in my arms
just cuddlin' my little nephew
(I was fifteen)
and my Dad is next to me
and this lady asked me how old our son is
c_______c
Awkward.

I don't know s**t about orchids
I had to google haha
See my mom loves orchids
and we're super tight, you know?
best bros 5evar
so it'd be like a homage type thing
whatever
it's her favorite flower
but then of course it would be fit to suit me
= scientific illustration style
with lines and numbers
that s**t
ALSO
the ghost orchid is so cool on o

OR
like a motherflippin
sunflower
qw q i lyk sunflowers

or some anatomical s**t dude
science and medicine ********

[MooMule4]

CarapaxtotheMax

Haha awwww
awwwww
Hey
hey like
this one time, i was visiting my dad and my sister in America
and she has kids, right?
so like, we were at Bath and Body Works
and my sis was looking at s**t
I was standing with the youngest kid (Jacob) in my arms
just cuddlin' my little nephew
(I was fifteen)
and my Dad is next to me
and this lady asked me how old our son is
c_______c
Awkward.

I don't know s**t about orchids
I had to google haha
See my mom loves orchids
and we're super tight, you know?
best bros 5evar
so it'd be like a homage type thing
whatever
it's her favorite flower
but then of course it would be fit to suit me
= scientific illustration style
with lines and numbers
that s**t
ALSO
the ghost orchid is so cool on o

OR
like a motherflippin
sunflower
qw q i lyk sunflowers

or some anatomical s**t dude
science and medicine ********]

ew gross
gross
that's like whenever my brother and I go out to eat
we'll go to a sitdown restaurant and the waiter or waitress always sorta assumes that we're on a date
but it's like
I'm in flip flops and dumpy shorts and an oversized t-shirt
my brother is in those slides and basketball shorts and some stupid shirt
clearly
if we were on a date we'd be the laziest s**t couple ever
and then my brother makes it a point to say
s**t like
my sister needs more water
and I'm just sitting there like wtfever
it's weird tho
cause like
no guys no

ha
I once told my mom that
I said that I'd get a tattoo as an homage to her
and she's old school or whatever and she just like
if you want to do something to show you love me then don't get a tattoo
and so I said I would never
which is great cause I don't really want any tattoos anyway I'm way too indecisive
so it's like
alright cool
that's convenient
but yeah bro
ghost orchids are the s**t
sunflowers are awesome too though I love sunflowers yeah
and orange blossoms
cause Florida
Amaryllis flowers are gorgeous too like
lookit this thing

they're like
hibiscus
but grow in little plants instead of giant bushes
flowers are nice I like flowers

if I did get a tattoo it'd be the opposite of scientific anatomical s**t
it'd be like
text
which is lame
I don't even know what it'd say either
I had a short phase where untamed was my favorite word
and I wanted it on me
but then like
that's dumb because I'm the opposite of untamed
and just
ugh
everything's dumb and lame because I'm dumb and lame
and indecisive and have a short attention span
and either way I'm broke so there's that too

[CarapaxtotheMax]

MooMule4

CarapaxtotheMax

Haha awwww
awwwww
Hey
hey like
this one time, i was visiting my dad and my sister in America
and she has kids, right?
so like, we were at Bath and Body Works
and my sis was looking at s**t
I was standing with the youngest kid (Jacob) in my arms
just cuddlin' my little nephew
(I was fifteen)
and my Dad is next to me
and this lady asked me how old our son is
c_______c
Awkward.

I don't know s**t about orchids
I had to google haha
See my mom loves orchids
and we're super tight, you know?
best bros 5evar
so it'd be like a homage type thing
whatever
it's her favorite flower
but then of course it would be fit to suit me
= scientific illustration style
with lines and numbers
that s**t
ALSO
the ghost orchid is so cool on o

OR
like a motherflippin
sunflower
qw q i lyk sunflowers

or some anatomical s**t dude
science and medicine ********]

ew gross
gross
that's like whenever my brother and I go out to eat
we'll go to a sitdown restaurant and the waiter or waitress always sorta assumes that we're on a date
but it's like
I'm in flip flops and dumpy shorts and an oversized t-shirt
my brother is in those slides and basketball shorts and some stupid shirt
clearly
if we were on a date we'd be the laziest s**t couple ever
and then my brother makes it a point to say
s**t like
my sister needs more water
and I'm just sitting there like wtfever
it's weird tho
cause like
no guys no

ha
I once told my mom that
I said that I'd get a tattoo as an homage to her
and she's old school or whatever and she just like
if you want to do something to show you love me then don't get a tattoo
and so I said I would never
which is great cause I don't really want any tattoos anyway I'm way too indecisive
so it's like
alright cool
that's convenient
but yeah bro
ghost orchids are the s**t
sunflowers are awesome too though I love sunflowers yeah
and orange blossoms
cause Florida
Amaryllis flowers are gorgeous too like
lookit this thing

they're like
hibiscus
but grow in little plants instead of giant bushes
flowers are nice I like flowers

if I did get a tattoo it'd be the opposite of scientific anatomical s**t
it'd be like
text
which is lame
I don't even know what it'd say either
I had a short phase where untamed was my favorite word
and I wanted it on me
but then like
that's dumb because I'm the opposite of untamed
and just
ugh
everything's dumb and lame because I'm dumb and lame
and indecisive and have a short attention span
and either way I'm broke so there's that too

Haha I feel ya'
I do I do
/brofist
People have mistake my brother and I for a couple too
mainly because we look NOTHING alike
(we are also not blood related but WE MIGHT AS WELL BE JESUS)
still feels so creepy
c_c

OOOH
ohohohohohoh
pretty pretty pretty
heart
I love flowers too but I am absolute s**t at gardening just
UGH
ughughuhguhdj
everything dies
I am much better with animals
Probably gonna get pawprints from my pets
because i am a ******** loser like that
but Barcley is the first cat that is like... mine
in my care alone
he is ******** special and I am getting is ******** multicolored paw on my body
end of ******** story

pffft
i have a bunch of text ideas too just
for the longest time i wanted
"Then I defy you, stars"
******** Shakespeare
but at the same time ughh
naaaah
Another idea I had was
"Forever Young"
because my last name is Young
and my parents made jokes about wanting to name me "Forever" like a couple of ******** hippies
so it would be like
i will always be part of this family
even if i get hitched and change my name
forever a Young
but at the same time
I am self conscious and people would immediately think i'm all
YOLOSWAG
because how are they supposed to know it's my surname
ugh

[MooMule4]

CarapaxtotheMax

Haha I feel ya'
I do I do
/brofist
People have mistake my brother and I for a couple too
mainly because we look NOTHING alike
(we are also not blood related but WE MIGHT AS WELL BE JESUS)
still feels so creepy
c_c

OOOH
ohohohohohoh
pretty pretty pretty
heart
I love flowers too but I am absolute s**t at gardening just
UGH
ughughuhguhdj
everything dies
I am much better with animals
Probably gonna get pawprints from my pets
because i am a ******** loser like that
but Barcley is the first cat that is like... mine
in my care alone
he is ******** special and I am getting is ******** multicolored paw on my body
end of ******** story

pffft
i have a bunch of text ideas too just
for the longest time i wanted
"Then I defy you, stars"
******** Shakespeare
but at the same time ughh
naaaah
Another idea I had was
"Forever Young"
because my last name is Young
and my parents made jokes about wanting to name me "Forever" like a couple of ******** hippies
so it would be like
i will always be part of this family
even if i get hitched and change my name
forever a Young
but at the same time
I am self conscious and people would immediately think i'm all
YOLOSWAG
because how are they supposed to know it's my surname
ugh

my brother and I look nothing alike either
he's totally like my dad
I'm totally like my mom
very few crossovers here
except I kinda like when people think we're dating cause then it's like
don't ******** talk to my bro
I hate hate hate
when bitches flirt with him
cause he's my little bro like
he's my baby brother to me
so some random whore smiling at him pisses me off
because who the ******** is this b***h
smiling and making eyes at him
step the ******** off
you don't deserve him
you work at a gas station
******** you
he gets the same when dudes try to chat me up though like
he gets so irritated and gets all macho defensive and s**t it's so funny
good times

I'm pretty bad at gardening but I have succulents and cacti that are pretty easy
and orchids can be easy so long as you give them optimal conditions for growth
so I'm not terribad
but I'm not terrigood either
but aw that's cute
paw prints from pets I like that
I love the hell out of my dog
she's technically also the family dog but she's 75% mine
she'd be more mine but my mom spoils the s**t out of the dogs unwittingly
cause we'll feed them
then she asks if we fed them cause they're still sniff around for more food cause they're dogs you know
they'll eat until they explode
and she'll give them like
leftovers and stuff
I have no idea how our dogs have maintained healthy weights
considering my mom is constantly giving them leftovers
my dad is always always always giving them peanut butter
just
I have no idea

ugh ugh guh
Shakespeare tattoo
so hipster geek chic omg
I wanted to get a line from Howl
cause it's the best goddamn poem
and I was just like
ugh
ugh
so beat so hipster so chic
I'm not cool enough to get a line from Howl tattoo'd on me
I'd wanted like either
Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows
or
ah, Carl, while you are not safe I am not safe
but then people would be dumb and ruin it like
Who's Moloch? What does that mean? Who's Carl? Is he your boyfriend?
and then I'd hate myself
Also
not gonna lie but
if I saw someone with
Forever Young
tattoo'd on their body I'd immediately think they heard that one song
by that one band
with the dude
the song is like
we are young
I forgot the band and I don't wanna look it up but it was real popular you probably know
that song irritates the hell out of me

[CarapaxtotheMax]

MooMule4

CarapaxtotheMax

Haha I feel ya'
I do I do
/brofist
People have mistake my brother and I for a couple too
mainly because we look NOTHING alike
(we are also not blood related but WE MIGHT AS WELL BE JESUS)
still feels so creepy
c_c

OOOH
ohohohohohoh
pretty pretty pretty
heart
I love flowers too but I am absolute s**t at gardening just
UGH
ughughuhguhdj
everything dies
I am much better with animals
Probably gonna get pawprints from my pets
because i am a ******** loser like that
but Barcley is the first cat that is like... mine
in my care alone
he is ******** special and I am getting is ******** multicolored paw on my body
end of ******** story

pffft
i have a bunch of text ideas too just
for the longest time i wanted
"Then I defy you, stars"
******** Shakespeare
but at the same time ughh
naaaah
Another idea I had was
"Forever Young"
because my last name is Young
and my parents made jokes about wanting to name me "Forever" like a couple of ******** hippies
so it would be like
i will always be part of this family
even if i get hitched and change my name
forever a Young
but at the same time
I am self conscious and people would immediately think i'm all
YOLOSWAG
because how are they supposed to know it's my surname
ugh

my brother and I look nothing alike either
he's totally like my dad
I'm totally like my mom
very few crossovers here
except I kinda like when people think we're dating cause then it's like
don't ******** talk to my bro
I hate hate hate
when bitches flirt with him
cause he's my little bro like
he's my baby brother to me
so some random whore smiling at him pisses me off
because who the ******** is this b***h
smiling and making eyes at him
step the ******** off
you don't deserve him
you work at a gas station
******** you
he gets the same when dudes try to chat me up though like
he gets so irritated and gets all macho defensive and s**t it's so funny
good times

I'm pretty bad at gardening but I have succulents and cacti that are pretty easy
and orchids can be easy so long as you give them optimal conditions for growth
so I'm not terribad
but I'm not terrigood either
but aw that's cute
paw prints from pets I like that
I love the hell out of my dog
she's technically also the family dog but she's 75% mine
she'd be more mine but my mom spoils the s**t out of the dogs unwittingly
cause we'll feed them
then she asks if we fed them cause they're still sniff around for more food cause they're dogs you know
they'll eat until they explode
and she'll give them like
leftovers and stuff
I have no idea how our dogs have maintained healthy weights
considering my mom is constantly giving them leftovers
my dad is always always always giving them peanut butter
just
I have no idea

ugh ugh guh
Shakespeare tattoo
so hipster geek chic omg
I wanted to get a line from Howl
cause it's the best goddamn poem
and I was just like
ugh
ugh
so beat so hipster so chic
I'm not cool enough to get a line from Howl tattoo'd on me
I'd wanted like either
Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows
or
ah, Carl, while you are not safe I am not safe
but then people would be dumb and ruin it like
Who's Moloch? What does that mean? Who's Carl? Is he your boyfriend?
and then I'd hate myself
Also
not gonna lie but
if I saw someone with
Forever Young
tattoo'd on their body I'd immediately think they heard that one song
by that one band
with the dude
the song is like
we are young
I forgot the band and I don't wanna look it up but it was real popular you probably know
that song irritates the hell out of me

Haha I like... never have that issue because my brother is thirteen years older than me
and he always gets hit on
and flirts right back
just a total manslut ugh
but he's married now so I guess that's gone
/shrug
I don't see him much because he lives across the ocean
Pfft
but he'd get real protective over me- same with my sis
since I'm the youngest child so it's like delicate baby too precious for this world
my mom and dad are the same, ha
It doesn't help that I'm so small, either

Haha awww
My mom and grandmama overfeed the dog too
just so bad
he's a fat little s**t
also just... large and brawny
but also fat
so he looks extra fat to people who don't realize that dogs, in that regard, are like people, and some of them just have a larger bone structure.
My little Barcley is fine though
when I first got him, he was scrawny and scruffy as s**t
this sad old sick cat
now he's plumped up but he looks good. e ve
older cats are meant to be a little chubby
JUST A LITTLE
he's still very active
/nodnod

Haha hipster chic so deep and poetic
haha
nah man those are awesome lines
but people are dumb and would ruin it. :<
so sad
so so sad
-yeeeeeeah that's why I decided against it
too much of a hassle just
bleh

Another idea I've been tossing around is like
some sort of corvid
because I love those just
Ravens and uh
s**t what are the birds called in English
uh
Eichelhäher
um
Oh! The Eurasian Jay

[MooMule4]

CarapaxtotheMax

Haha I like... never have that issue because my brother is thirteen years older than me
and he always gets hit on
and flirts right back
just a total manslut ugh
but he's married now so I guess that's gone
/shrug
I don't see him much because he lives across the ocean
Pfft
but he'd get real protective over me- same with my sis
since I'm the youngest child so it's like delicate baby too precious for this world
my mom and dad are the same, ha
It doesn't help that I'm so small, either

Haha awww
My mom and grandmama overfeed the dog too
just so bad
he's a fat little s**t
also just... large and brawny
but also fat
so he looks extra fat to people who don't realize that dogs, in that regard, are like people, and some of them just have a larger bone structure.
My little Barcley is fine though
when I first got him, he was scrawny and scruffy as s**t
this sad old sick cat
now he's plumped up but he looks good. e ve
older cats are meant to be a little chubby
JUST A LITTLE
he's still very active
/nodnod

Haha hipster chic so deep and poetic
haha
nah man those are awesome lines
but people are dumb and would ruin it. :<
so sad
so so sad
-yeeeeeeah that's why I decided against it
too much of a hassle just
bleh

Another idea I've been tossing around is like
some sort of corvid
because I love those just
Ravens and uh
s**t what are the birds called in English
uh
Eichelhäher
um
Oh! The Eurasian Jay

aw protective siblings
at least then it sorta gives off the illusion that you get along
cause my cousins
my bro and I sorta grew up with them
for us, I'm older and he's younger
but for them the boy is older and the girl is younger
so we just like
meshed well
and they HATE each other
like
always throwing one another under the bus
always fighting
always turning the other one in to get in trouble
always always always bickering
and just
it's awful sometimes cause it's like
dude
relax
but they're always at one another's throats
meanwhile my brother and I are chill as ********

I've never had cats so I have no idea
all cats hate me
this I know for certain

the world likes to ruin things for people
hey that'd be a good line to tattoo on yourself
so deep so tru

I have never seen this bird before but it looks cool
I like that blue and black
it looks like it shops at Hot Topic

[CarapaxtotheMax]

MooMule4

CarapaxtotheMax

Haha I like... never have that issue because my brother is thirteen years older than me
and he always gets hit on
and flirts right back
just a total manslut ugh
but he's married now so I guess that's gone
/shrug
I don't see him much because he lives across the ocean
Pfft
but he'd get real protective over me- same with my sis
since I'm the youngest child so it's like delicate baby too precious for this world
my mom and dad are the same, ha
It doesn't help that I'm so small, either

Haha awww
My mom and grandmama overfeed the dog too
just so bad
he's a fat little s**t
also just... large and brawny
but also fat
so he looks extra fat to people who don't realize that dogs, in that regard, are like people, and some of them just have a larger bone structure.
My little Barcley is fine though
when I first got him, he was scrawny and scruffy as s**t
this sad old sick cat
now he's plumped up but he looks good. e ve
older cats are meant to be a little chubby
JUST A LITTLE
he's still very active
/nodnod

Haha hipster chic so deep and poetic
haha
nah man those are awesome lines
but people are dumb and would ruin it. :<
so sad
so so sad
-yeeeeeeah that's why I decided against it
too much of a hassle just
bleh

Another idea I've been tossing around is like
some sort of corvid
because I love those just
Ravens and uh
s**t what are the birds called in English
uh
Eichelhäher
um
Oh! The Eurasian Jay

aw protective siblings
at least then it sorta gives off the illusion that you get along
cause my cousins
my bro and I sorta grew up with them
for us, I'm older and he's younger
but for them the boy is older and the girl is younger
so we just like
meshed well
and they HATE each other
like
always throwing one another under the bus
always fighting
always turning the other one in to get in trouble
always always always bickering
and just
it's awful sometimes cause it's like
dude
relax
but they're always at one another's throats
meanwhile my brother and I are chill as ********

I've never had cats so I have no idea
all cats hate me
this I know for certain

the world likes to ruin things for people
hey that'd be a good line to tattoo on yourself
so deep so tru

I have never seen this bird before but it looks cool
I like that blue and black
it looks like it shops at Hot Topic

Waitwait
Throwing each other under a bus
xD
W-what
Y-you mean like literally trying to kill each other?

HAHA
You should totally get a tattoo like that
I'm still getting the Gibson logo
because i'm a cheap slut like that
Hell yes.
It's my tribute to Sugarbaby

I KNOW RITE
DUDE
OK
So like. The story about Erich seeing the cardinal is basically based on my own RL experience here at the apartment
It was in the morning and I was tired
drinking coffee
hadn't slept
it was all misty outside and cold
and I look out the balcony window
and see this ******** BEAUTIFUL bird
it looks so ******** surreal on the branch of the pine tree
because of its vividass blue feathers
no picture can do that s**t justice
i've checked
it just looked so... so unreal
@__@
and i just stood in silent appreciation for this majestic goddamn creature for like ten minutes
troofax.
god bless that bird

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