I <3 Sweet Anons

[Saber Blysmey]

You keep getting such sweet anons, I keep getting the creepy ones...and that's okay by me. d//;

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest Saber Talawyrm,
I saw you with someone else the other day.
Don't you think that's unfair to me? You broke my heart.

I guess I'll have to gouge your eyes out.
We can't have you looking at someone other than me.

And then break your legs so you'll never run away.
Your arms, too, so you can't live without me.

I'll rip out your heart so you can't give it to someone else.
Don't worry. I'll keep it nice and safe.

When I put you into the darkest corner of the world
I promise I won't leave you to rot there on your own.

But I'll take everything away from you...

Until I'm the only thing left.
XOXO, C/O Cupid

*Shivers.* Don't you think that's just a bit excessive though? ^^;

[Matasoga]

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Oh, thanks. I had one of these, but it stopped working.

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To my dearest Matasoga,
*licks you and runs away giggling*
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Alright, I'm stumped. I have no idea how I'd react to this.

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To my dearest Matasoga,

Yours,
-The Heartbreak Hooligan
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Heh, I like it. ^..^

[Matasoga]

I did get another licking one, but it wass identical, so I won't post it.

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To my dearest Matasoga,
rope burns r red
bruises are blue
don't struggle too much
as i strangle u
with love of course!
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Meh...

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To my dearest Matasoga,
cat_ninja Heart-shaped chocolates drop into your hand from above, and you catch a fleeting glimpse of a black tail disappearing across the rooftops. "Happy Valentines Day," reaches you as barely a whisper on the wind. cat_ninja
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Thank you, cat ninja.

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To my dearest Matasoga,
Ever hear that weird strange noise in the middle of the night?
Well that's me from under your bed stealing your clothes
They're tasty and so colorful!
P.S. Please leave food where I can reach it
~The Mooching Monster
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Colorful? My dear monster, I think that you may have the wrong bed.

[Matasoga]

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To my dearest Matasoga,
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ;A;
Y U NO SEE THAT?
Y U NO LOVE ME?
(╯°n°）╯︵ ┻━┻
-Forever Alone.
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Heh, aw. ^..^

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To my dearest Matasoga,
*breathes on your neck and whispers softly into your ear* I just peed a little.
-Jerry
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Then go change your pants. I hoped I'd be saying that under different circumstances, today...

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To my dearest Matasoga,
A bell is no bell 'til you ring it,
A song is no song 'til you sing it,
And love in your heart
Wasn't put there to stay -
Love isn't love
'Til you give it away.
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

True enough, but what happens if you give it all and don't get any back? Isn't it true that you have none left to give anyone else?

[Saber Blysmey]

I've had a few more now. Thanks anons. ^_^

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest Saber Talawyrm,
Do you believe that our love is true?
I believed it the moment I saw you.
-Vox
XOXO, C/O Cupid

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From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Tired from all the anoning, making hearts flutter & making lovers moan, you finally head home. Walking under the lamp light, you see that you are being followed. After a while you finally turn & call out the person. It turns out to be an old friend with goggles resting in his chestnut colored hair. He also looks tired, but his blushing smile has graced his lips. &L-Levi. . . its b-been a while h-hasnt it?& he asks, stopping an arm distance away. You nod, wondering why he has been following you. You ask & he responds with his blush growing dark, &I-I& w-wanted to-to give& a-a& g-g-g-gift.& He holds out the wrapped Valentine, hiding his face. Blinking, you take the gift. In an instant, he pulls you into a kiss, & then disappears in crystal dust which covers your body & the gift. Shell-shocked, you look down & read the tag. Its tag reads, ''Thank you.''
~Arron the Lythcol Mechanic

I remember you, Arron. <3 Thank you for the Drop Necklace, it's lovely. ^_^

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest Saber Talawyrm,
If I told you I loved you, would you believe me?
Or would you laugh, brush it off as just a joke
Crush my exposed heart with cruel words as
You turn to smile at someone else
Someone who is not me, who will never be me
But is better, brighter than I will ever be?
All the same, I force down my fear
Confront you
And spill my feelings into the air

" I love you "
XOXO, C/O Cupid

[Matasoga]

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To my dearest Matasoga,
The love I have for you is sickly sweet,
It's truly something no one can beat!
-Vox
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Isn't love always such?

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To my dearest Matasoga,
Isaac and Miria here!
Miria: Hey Isaac!
Isaac: Yes Miria My Dear
Miria: Its almost Valentines day isn’t it?
Isaac: That it is Miria
Miria: In that case lets wish everyone a Happy Valentines, They will all be so HAPPYYY!!!
Isaac: Everyone!?! I like your spunk Miria, Alright! Lets get started
and so we wish you a Happy Valentines Day,
may your day be filled with lots of love and joy! emotion_smilies/icon_heart.gif
~Isaac and Miria
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

It came with this image.

Heh, I'm glad that I saw this series. I think that I got one from the two of you, before, during a different event.

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To my dearest Matasoga,
I'm glad to hear that you like us so much. I can't speak for the other anons, but I sincerely think that you're a gifted, artistic person and I want nothing more than for you to be happy.
Love,
SpamAnon
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Why, this isn't spam at all. Thank you, very much.

[Matasoga]

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To my dearest Matasoga,
If I told you I loved you, would you believe me?
Or would you laugh, brush it off as just a joke
Crush my exposed heart with cruel words as
You turn to smile at someone else
Someone who is not me, who will never be me
But is better, brighter than I will ever be?
All the same, I force down my fear
Confront you
And spill my feelings into the air
" I love you "
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Aw. This one is really sweet and cute.

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To my dearest Matasoga,
jUst wanted to stop by and say yoU are a cUte little hUman!
my oh my, what a dashing fellow yoU are~! <3
i coUld jUst eat yoU Up!~ (figUratively speaking of coUrse
:u)
i do not fUlly Understand yoUr hUman holidays, bUt this
one is cUte! i send all my red feelings to yoU~!
Goodbye now lovely! ^u^
- UU (uranianUmbra)
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

Heh, I think that I saw one from you before, in someone else's possession. I'm glad that you came to visit me, this time.

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To my dearest Matasoga,
N-Nee, sempai!
A-a-are you have a good V-v-valentine's? E-e-etoo... L-Look! A-a-a-a donkey i-in a tutu! he obviously puts a poorly wrapped gift in front of you and runs, he trips, tries to get up but falls again, then gets up successfully and runs again
the gift had a small note, and it said:
"Happy Valentine's Day, Sempai!
Please don't tell my other sempai. ;;;
- Ryuu, The Librarian"
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

There aren't as many obviously male anons around. Or maybe they just haven't anoned me. In any case, thank you.

And that's all, for now.

[Matasoga]

I spoke too soon.

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To my dearest Matasoga,
Nîn bain
I Ithil ned nîn fuin
I tinu ned nîn hen
Nîn maethor
I caun ned nîn dîn
I athrad ned nîn men
Nîn meleth
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

I put this into Google Translate. It came up with
"nin bain
To Ithil ned nin Guin
To Minu ned nin old
nin maethor
For proposal closing ned nin a**
To athrad ned nin men
nin Eleth"
Thanks a lot, Google. ._.
So in the end, I guess I don't know what to say. Thanks?

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To my dearest Matasoga,

I fly every where, every day, and every
which way. Yet I have but one day all to
myself for all to celebrate and still few
know what role I play. Quite sad for the
role I play is the most important of all, the
roll to give the heart someone to love.
So, to enlighten more to my arrows I write
to all who celebrate with a heart of their
own. Use it well and only past onto those
you love.
~Cupid
XOXO,
C/O Cupid

You've caused me quite a bit of trouble in the past... But I'll try and forgive you.

As of this moment, there are no more. I likely won't be able to post again until after work. Be seeing you.

[Saber Blysmey]

I have a few more again.

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To my dearest Saber Talawyrm,
jUst wanted to stop by and say yoU are a cUte little hUman!
i coUld jUst eat yoU Up!~ (figUratively speaking of coUrse
:u)

i do not fUlly Understand yoUr hUman holidays, bUt this
one is cUte! i send all my red feelings to yoU~!

Goodbye now lovely! ^u^

- UU (uranianUmbra)

Thank you. ^_^

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To my dearest Saber Talawyrm,
Nîn bain
I Ithil ned nîn fuin
I tinu ned nîn hen
Nîn maethor
I caun ned nîn dîn
I athrad ned nîn men
Nîn meleth

-Translation-
Nin Meleth - My Love- Sindarin Love Poem
My Love
My beautiful
The moon in my night
The star in my eye
My warrior
The outcry in my silence
The crossing of my road
My love

That's really beautiful, thank you.

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To my dearest Saber Talawyrm,
You were a princess, but you aren't now
Unless you'll be mine
Dress all in red and shackles
And rub my lamp
Because I've got magic in me

Jafar

Heh, I think I could handle that. ^//^

[Sairento Hiru]

Oh my, you've got quite an impressive collection of anon valentines so far. ^^

[Saber Blysmey]

Ledzie_Campbell

Oh my, you've got quite an impressive collection of anon valentines so far. ^^

Your avatar is really cute. (:


And one more anon...

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest Saber Talawyrm,
I love you... so much...
You taste so good on my tongue...
Baby, don't leave -


HYUNG ~ QUIT TROLLING WHILE I EAT!




Oh... Happy Valentine's Day!
~ Mir
XOXO, C/O Cupid

*Surreptitiously wipes away the drool.*

[Afks]

i do too/ c;

[Sairento Hiru]

Saber Talawyrm

Your avatar is really cute. (:

Why, thank you. blaugh As is yours. I'm guessing you're loving the legs from the Pink dragoness as much as I am. 3nodding

[Saber Blysmey]

Ledzie_Campbell

Why, thank you. blaugh As is yours. I'm guessing you're loving the legs from the Pink dragoness as much as I am. 3nodding

Thanks, she was wearing considerably more but Morgan chewed through it. d:
I am, they're so cute. Necro's wearing them too. 3nodding

[necrofade]

Saber Talawyrm

Ledzie_Campbell

Why, thank you. blaugh As is yours. I'm guessing you're loving the legs from the Pink dragoness as much as I am. 3nodding

Thanks, she was wearing considerably more but Morgan chewed through it. d:
I am, they're so cute. Necro's wearing them too. 3nodding

Nyah?

I ish called? BTW- i'll share my favorite one so far smile

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To my dearest necrofade,

Oh my dear bored you are
has no one made you happy so far?
we can all write a rhyme for you
but to make you fall is what no one can do
for though into your dreams we can tread
or pick ypu up and tie you to the bed
make you cling to the sheets
you are not impressed with these feats
no we are yours to command
ready to give you joy at the wave of your hand
but my love you must tell us so
so that we know which way to go.
~Whimsical Fantasy




XOXO,
C/O Cupid