Things You'd Never Here an Anime Character Say

[Claymore7]

How about this one: "No I don't want to make out with you, I have to study!"

[Tobiel Rinzyu]

" oh lets skip the pose this time"

[Kyora]

Melody510

this is so funny! well here are some i have.



Kodocha (Manga)

Sana: I've never loved you Akito! I love Naozumi!
Sana: Naozumi I love you!

Actually, in one book or another... Sana DOES tell Naozumi that she loves him... And he rejects her o_O

[Myria_darkdragon]

(yugioh)Pegasus: shizzle me nizzle

(love hina)Kentairo:Marry me Kitsune!!

(yugioh)Mokuba: meet my girlfriend..BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!^_^

(yugioh)Seto Kaiba:Goodbye *falls off cliff*

[Tenshi Matsumura]

Asakura, Yoh
Shaman King
*Kicks Anna in the face* Burn in hell b****!
Kyoyama, Anna
Shaman King
Nuts to training today Yoh-kun, let's cyber all day.

[Kyora]

Inuyasha

Inuyasha: Screw ramen! Kogome! I looovvveee yoru cooking!!! heart

Kagome: *rips off Inuyasha's necklace* YOU'RE FREEE!!! FREE AT LAST!!

Sesshoumaru: *wail* Jakken!! I ruined my make-up!! And my hair's tangled!!! *poutsob*

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Ranma 1/2

Ryoga: Who gives a damn about that girl Akane!? I love Ranma now!
Ranma: Oh... And I love you too!! n.n *huggle*
Shampoo: *watching in the background*eye starts twitching* COME! ELOPE WITH ME, AKANE!!

Ranma: When I'm a girl, does it make me a lesbian??

Akane: P-chan! You're uugglyy!! I found a new pet!! *throws P-chan/Ryoga out the window*

[loststar666]

Inu Yasha: I don't feel like fighting today...

Miroku: I don't feel like groping today...

Kagome: I don't feel like being annoying today...

Sango: big boomerags are so stupid... who's idea was it to give me this???

(pretty much anyone): I really don't feel like eating like a wild man today...

Shesshomaru: I feel so pretty today! xd

Demon Eyes Kyo: You talkin to me!? I'm walkin 'ere!

V-Darn: Beasts are nice.. I like them.. come 'ere and gimme a hug!

V-sision: V-Darn your so smart.. how on earth do you do it...

okay I'm out now..

[Inuko_Mitsurugi]

Yugi: I need a hair cut
Tea: Tristan will you go out with me?
Bakura **yami**: To Hell with raw meat!
Malik: I'm not going to take over the world! I just want us all to live in peace and quiet!
kaiba: Joey, let's be friends
Hiei: I'm gonna quit fighting
Kuwabara: I hate cats!
Koenma: I love to work!
Kurama: To hell with plants and school eek
Boton: I think I should wear black a little more after all i am death blaugh
Yusuke: I love school, I don't know why i ever thought of skipping it!
Miaka: Tamahome I hate your guts! I'm getting a divorce!
Tamahome: I love you Soi! I don't know why I ever fell in love with Miaka!
Tasuki: I'm gonna quit drinking, start to like water and milk and also quit my obsession with fire. oh and by the way I LOVE WOMEN!!!
Chiriko: studying is boring, I'm gonna go to a bar and PARTY!!!!!
Nuriko: Miroku, I love you 0.o
Suboshi: Lady Yui, I must admit, I love Nakago.
Nakago: I look AWSOME in drag!
Chichiri: Let's all be suicidal!
Merille: I'm gonna quit collecting rare items!
Ouka: To Hell with fighting! the world should rest in peace!
vegeta: I LOVE JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!!
Ok i'm gonna stop there I have too many to post up at once sweatdrop

[Vagrant Lord]

I can only think of one
Inu-Yasha: Kagome it's not that I don't love you it's just that...:takes off mask voice gets higher:I'm Michael(is that spelled right) Jackson... THRILLER(starts singing thriller).

[Im Gonna Eat A Rat]

Yu-Gi-Oh:
Jonouchi - I'm not hungry right now.
Honda - Thanks, but not thanks Shizuka, you're really not my type, but Isis on the other hand...
Malik - I love my fate as a tomb keeper. eek
Rishid - ******** you Malik, I don't want to serve you anymore.
Bakura - I shall no longer hurt my hikari.
Kaiba - I give up, Yugi, you are the better duelist.
Kaiba - My fate has told me to give up on dueling Yugi.
Yugi - ******** that heart of the cards crap, I'm sticking with good old power.

[x Tinuviel x]

blundering beast

Umm....you will never hear "HOT DAMN!!!" in any anime....

...I've actually heard that...in something or another...

[xXxknivesxXx]

hey heres one

inuyasha:kagome go away im too cool for you"

hehehe

[Elrom]

Vegeta: Bulma, I wish you hadn't cleaned out the room. I don't like the idea of women touching my things.
Bulma: Vegeta, the only things you own are two sets of Saiyan armor and a broken Furby.
Vegeta: I won't let you talk about him like that. He fought and died with honor.
Bulma: You threw him at the TV when you lost at your video game.
Vegeta: Fought... and died... with HONOR!

[Psydon]

"Tyson Granger: I can't eat anymore foooooooood..........."

Is she talking about that moron from Beyblade?

[motoshowa]

hmmm well they could say anything because well u know there is always the chance that the go insane and loose there personality. lol