Monkey: I was miserable as a genius and as a monkey.... I was so dumb I even treid wearing my hat on my butt.
*Fry laughs*
Professor: Fry, you better behave yourself or I will get both of you neutered.
Fry:*laughs* That'll teach him a lesson.
Fry: Mom, Yancy's trying to steal my clover.
Mom: Yancy, stealing is wrong
*yancy doesn't listen and continues running after Fry. Fry goes to basement and locks door behind Yancy*
Fry: Dad, Yancy's trying to steal my stuff again.
Dad: just tell him not to steal any of my bananas. were going to need them when the nuclear radiation turns us all into monkeys.
*Fry's mom is giving birth while listening to a baseball game*
Doctor: Look at that red hair.
Dad: Are you calling my son a commie?
Radio: and the Mets win the world series..
Mom: yes, it is the happiest day of my life.
Doctor: here's your son *hands her fry*
Mom: yeah whatever
Dad; what are we going to name him?
Mom: you pick. I picked dinner last night.
Dad: I was thinking of phillip like the screwdriver.
*later*
Dad: Son this is your new baby brother phillip
Yancy: I want to be named phillip. me phillip. me phillip.
Dad: son, your name is yancy. just like me and my grandfather and his father and so on all the way up to minute man Yancy who defeated the commies in the american revolution.
Fry:the bees are bigger than american sedans. How big are the honeycombs?
Hermes: honeycomb big. yeah yeah yeah
bender: it's not small?
hermes: no no no
Chekhov: when we woke up we got these fabulous bodies
Fry: now say it in russian
Chekhov: Ven vee vok up vee got zeeze fabulous bodies
Fry: now say nuclear wessels
chekhov: no
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