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[User 8491046]

Code_Name_is_ere

6kawaii-san9

RAINBOWDASH

umm..ok a joke..um

what did the bat say to the other bat while playing hide a seek?
u can't see mee

i love bats :3

then you get the joke?

[Code_Name_is_ere]

wabahzo

Two men at a roof top bar atop a skyscraper.
Man 1: Did you know that the wind hits this building in such a way that it will suck you in on the 13th floor?
Man 2: That's bull.
Man 1: I'll show you.
He proceeds to the edge and leaps. He falls past the 60th floor. Past the 45th floor. Past the 30th. The 15th. Finally at the 13th he whips around and disappears into the building, reappearing sometime later on the elevator.
Man 2: Fluke.
Man 1: It'll happen again.
He proceeds to the edge and leaps. He falls past the 60th floor. Past the 45th floor. Past the 30th. The 15th. Finally at the 13th he whips around and disappears into the building, reappearing sometime later on the elevator.
Man 2: If I hadn't seen it twice I would never attempt this.
He proceeds to the edge and leaps. He falls past the 60th floor. Past the 45th floor. Past the 30th. The 15th. 13th. 10th 9th. 8th, 7th, 6th 4th 2nd. FLAT.
Bartender: You know, you can be a real d**k Superman.

haha
oh that superman xD
have you seen the robot chicken version of superman?

[Code_Name_is_ere]

6kawaii-san9

Code_Name_is_ere

6kawaii-san9

RAINBOWDASH

umm..ok a joke..um

what did the bat say to the other bat while playing hide a seek?
u can't see mee

i love bats :3

then you get the joke?

well bats are blind.
they use sonic hearing not to run into trees and stuff..
thats it right?

[Pirate Santa]

thread bump

[Code_Name_is_ere]

bump

[GoFuser]

Helped back! Thank you so much

[Zillie]

Did someone say jokes? *-*

What do you call an imaginary tree?
Maple leaf.

[Zillie]

Also, I don't want anything. >.>

Joke:
If you put root beer in a square glass, does it just become beer?

[Zillie]

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers, please."

[Zillie]

Now, I have my own joke thread, if you wouldn't mind sharing. Here.

Joke:
A man walks into a bar...
Ow.

[Code_Name_is_ere]

Zillie

Also, I don't want anything. >.>

Joke:
If you put root beer in a square glass, does it just become beer?

i had to gift you ^^
So many cool jokes

[Zillie]

Code_Name_is_ere

Zillie

Also, I don't want anything. >.>

Joke:
If you put root beer in a square glass, does it just become beer?

i had to gift you ^^
So many cool jokes

lol Thanks. I saw you wanted jokes, and I was like, "My calling...." emotion_kirakira

I usually know more, but my brain refuses to function right now. emotion_facepalm

[Code_Name_is_ere]

bump emotion_kirakira

[Zillie]

Code_Name_is_ere

bump emotion_kirakira

OMG! Your biscuit joke reminded me of another joke!


So two muffins were sitting in the oven. One turns to the other and says, "Dude, it's hot in here!" And the other muffin says, "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!"

[Code_Name_is_ere]

Zillie

Code_Name_is_ere

Zillie

Also, I don't want anything. >.>

Joke:
If you put root beer in a square glass, does it just become beer?

i had to gift you ^^
So many cool jokes

lol Thanks. I saw you wanted jokes, and I was like, "My calling...." emotion_kirakira

I usually know more, but my brain refuses to function right now. emotion_facepalm

haha
im exactly the same ^^
oh oh!
Where does the king keep his army's?
..
Up his sleevsies!