Elocutionist

Will You Help?

Yes :D	77.8%	[ 970 ]
No >:)	22.2%	[ 277 ]
Total Votes:			[ 1247 ]

[AnaxErik4ever]

In the far western part of south-east North Dakota
Lives a very fine animal called the Iota.
But I'll capture one that is even much finer
In the north-eastern west part of South Carolina.

[AnaxErik4ever]

And when people see him, they'll say, "Now by thunder!
This new zoo, McGrew Zoo, is really a wonder."

[AnaxErik4ever]

Most beasts are quite friendly, but still in some lands,
Some beasts are too dangerous to catch with bare hands.

[AnaxErik4ever]

For those that are ugly, and vicious, and mean,
I'll build a Bad-Animal Catching Machine.

[AnaxErik4ever]

It's rather expensive to build such a kit,
But with it, a hunter can never get bit. smile

[AnaxErik4ever]

A zoo should have bugs, so I'll capture a Thrwerl,
Whose legs are snarled up in a terrible snerl.
And then I'll go out, and I'll capture some Chugs,
Some keen-shooter, mean-shooter, bean-shooter bugs.

[AnaxErik4ever]

I'll go to the African island of Yurka,
And bring back a Tizzle-Top Tufted Mazurka.
(P.S. A mazurka is a kind of Polish dance, usually in triple meter. The more you know, right?)

[AnaxErik4ever]

A kind of canary with quite a tall throat.
His neck is so long, if he swallows an oat…

[AnaxErik4ever]

… for breakfast the first day of April, they say
It has to go down such a very long way
That it gets to his stomach the fifteenth of May. eek lol

[AnaxErik4ever]

I'll bag a big bug who is very surprising.
A feller who has a propeller for rising.
And zooming around making cross country hops
From Texas to Boston, with only two stops.
Now that sort of thing, for a bug, is just tops.

[AnaxErik4ever]

And when I've caught him, then the next thing you know,
I'll go and capture a wild Tic-Tac-Toe.
With x's that win, and with zeroes that lose.
He'll look might good in this zoo of McGrew's.

[AnaxErik4ever]

I'll bring back a Gusset (an extra compartment), a Gherkin (a pickle), a Gasket (something for a car),
And also a Gootch (don't know what this is) from the wilds of Nantasket.
And eight Persian Princes will carry the basket.
but what their names are, I don't know. So don't ask it. talk2hand

[AnaxErik4ever]

In a cave in Kartoum live a beast called the Natch
That no other hunter's been able to catch.

[AnaxErik4ever]

He's hidden, for years, in his cave with a pout.
And no one's been able to make him come out.

[AnaxErik4ever]

But, I'll coax him out with a wonderful meal
That's cooked by my cooks in my cooker mobile.