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Post: 95830131_346 created on Sat, 07 Mar 2015 17:22:01 +0000
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what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslectic?

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Post: 95830131_347 created on Sat, 07 Mar 2015 17:22:25 +0000
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someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog! smile

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Post: 95830131_348 created on Sat, 07 Mar 2015 17:22:44 +0000
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what's white and furry and shaped like a tooth?

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Post: 95830131_349 created on Sat, 07 Mar 2015 17:22:58 +0000
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a molar bear!

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Post: 95830131_350 created on Sat, 07 Mar 2015 17:25:13 +0000
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

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Post: 95830131_351 created on Sat, 07 Mar 2015 17:26:04 +0000
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

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Post: 95830131_352 created on Sat, 07 Mar 2015 17:26:51 +0000
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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Post: 95830131_353 created on Sat, 07 Mar 2015 17:27:43 +0000
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

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Post: 95830131_354 created on Sat, 07 Mar 2015 17:33:37 +0000
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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Post: 95830131_355 created on Sat, 07 Mar 2015 17:34:22 +0000
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Time wounds all heels.

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Post: 95830131_356 created on Sat, 07 Mar 2015 17:35:30 +0000
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.

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