Description: Oh hello there! I wasn't expecting company this evening!
Would you like some tea? Let me just pour you a cup.
It's my own special batch, guaranteed to be the best you've ever had!
And the last you'll ever have...
Why are you hesitating to take the cup from my hands?
Don't you worry, deary, I'm not trying to poison you
and I'm frankly insulted that you might even think of me doing so!
This is a perfectly safe cup of tea,
made from the perfectly safe roses in my garden.
Now drink up! You don't want your tea going cold...
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Date first appeared on Gaia: 2017-07-06