Description: WRITTEN ON THE SPOT
G'day mates, my name is Crimson. I'm not quite a gold digger, but if you have extras, I'll take them off your hands! Some people think I'm too nice, but I promise you, I will steal a shrimp off the barbie when I'm feeling frisky. I also drink Fosters, which happens to be Australian for "beer." All you bogans can bugger off; I'm class and you're trash. I'm a bloody fair dinkum!
BY GASH THRASHUM
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Date first appeared on Gaia: 2017-03-08