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Report | 04/18/2012 1:24 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

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230. I will not kill my teammates and find a way to alchemize us all together into a "superform".
230a. No, calling it something different does not help.

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244: Cannot link together my entire neighberhood before Sburb starts so there are 40 extra players.

O_O That would have been GENIUS.

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277. Do not urinate on the kernelsprite.
277.a. Whoever prototypes their piss has to deal with all the piss imps.
277.b. Do not attempt to alchemize weapons from piss grist.

This made me laugh harder than any of the proceeding 276 rules.

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278. #277 applies doubly to defecation.

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280: If I am a Hero of Breath, my Strife Specibus may not be WindWakerkind.
280-b: Similarly, my land may not be the Land of Seas and Islands

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#301: I will not alchemise any unusual hats, despite their worth.

TF2 references in my Homestuck?

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538: Unless I am the Witch of Heart OR the Witch of Spark, under no circumstances can I pull off a Love Sign: Master Spark.
538a: In addition, I need to alchemize the Spell Card first. I cannot just throw them around like no one's business.
538b: Even in the event I alchemize the Spell Card to a broomkind strife specbus, I may under no conditions ever utter the phrase: "This...is...my...BROOMSTICK!!"

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587. I may not tell the Thief of Breath that s/he "takes my breath away".
588. I may not tell the Thief of Heart that s/he has "stolen my heart".
589. All pick up lines based on a player's title are unacceptable.

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631: A gun created by alchemizing the Green Sun is never to be used. Other players do not care "how awesome that was" when you blow up their planets.

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728 ) For the love of god do not go back in time and prototype with a fully prototyped black king
728a) JEGUS ******** DON'T DO IT AGAIN
728b) YOU ARE ******** CRAZY WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS A THIRD TIME

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765. My title is NOT the Seer of Nudity.
765a. It is also not the Seer of Porn.
765b. If for some reason either of these happen to be my title, I am not to ascend to God Tier.

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870. Pre-entry prototyping with all five cards of Exodia the Forbidden One causes every single imp in the incipisphere and any carapacian wearing a ring to simultaneously and instantly win. This is to be avoided, results are unpredictable.

Report | 04/18/2012 11:35 am

Your Irish Twin Brother

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Things I am not allowed to do in Sburb

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6. I may not use time powers to make out with my past self.
7. Or my future self.
8. Or any dead celebrities.
9. I may not have any Romantic relationships whatsoever.

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13. I may not allocate my strife specibus to my strife specibus (SpecibusKind)

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26. I may not captchalogue my captchalogue deck

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40. I will not intentionally create doomed timelines.

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40b. I will not convince the Hero of Time that we are in a doomed timeline to see what happens when he goes back in time to change things.

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41. I am not allowed to captchalogue Jack Noir.
41a. Or the Black King.
41b. If I think about captchaloguing something, I am to automatically assume I am not allowed to do it unless given permission by another team member.
41c. Said team member cannot be my past or future or alternate timeline self.

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#46: Being 'Thief of Wealth' doesn't make taking my fellow player's possessions morally permissible.

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#57: If I am the Bard of Space, I will refrain from singing Weird Al Yankovic's "Everything You Know is Wrong"

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#83. Pre-entry prototyping must not be chosen to trigger team-mates' phobias.
#83a. Or their fetishes.
#83b. Or my own.

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102. I will no longer convince my teammates that Jack Noir will give them an ultimate weapon if they present him with a ring or scepter.

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114. I will not attempt to captchalogue my quest bed 'for emergencies'.

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123. If I'm the Hero of Time, I am not allowed to try and create as many divergent timelines at once as possible in an attempt to lag Sburb.
124. If I'm the Hero of Time, I am never, ever allowed to alchemize and wear a green tunic and pointy hat.
125. As a troll, my land may not be the Land of Devilish Games and Puzzles.

Report | 04/17/2012 9:31 am

Your Irish Twin Brother

I didn't ever read the descriptions at first because I was too busy being disturbed at how obvious the fact is that they were blood.

Report | 04/16/2012 10:08 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

Report | 04/16/2012 2:18 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

Jane is pretty much screwed right now.

Report | 04/15/2012 5:40 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IINIrSa5mpA

Report | 04/14/2012 10:15 am

Your Irish Twin Brother

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_fUUy0-Po0&feature=g-u-u&context=G2cc819dFUAAAAAAABAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv6iuCtQXkE&feature=g-u-u&context=G299c479FUAAAAAAAAAA

This is the fastest I've ever seen something turn into a meme before. O.O

Report | 04/13/2012 3:08 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

Report | 04/13/2012 3:01 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha3WIMuRHOc&feature=g-vrec&context=G2521b01RVAAAAAAAAAw

I'm not even sure how I even got to this video. xp

Report | 04/13/2012 12:35 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

Alternately, the song itself... Because that video was the only thing that actually has... Well, the video. But the audio has that guy being annoying over it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IntEsiP3vXQ
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Report | 04/13/2012 12:28 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

http://www.animedreaming.tv/anime/haiyoru-nyaruko-san/

It's this. Quite an odd thing to make a Touhou Parody of. Especially one so adorable. The thing that made me decide to watch it was when i saw the word Cthulhu in the description. Yeah...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FPXYp_A4Rs

Report | 04/13/2012 12:15 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

I actually only know what that video is a parody of be sheer coincidence, and I only knew after someone pointed it out. I just randomly decided to watch the first episode of the anime that this parodies this week.

Report | 04/13/2012 11:43 am

Your Irish Twin Brother

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LKRLGO1ph8&feature=g-u-u&context=G299c479FUAAAAAAAAAA

Report | 04/13/2012 10:50 am

Your Irish Twin Brother

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/colours-and-mayhem-universe-b

It's from the album that was uploaded today.

Report | 04/12/2012 4:05 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

Her hair is weird though. But she's pretty much the only character in the entire series with Twintails... And midway through typing this out I just remembered the worst Pokemon villain in the series, the only other character with that hairstyle. >.>

Does your crown have an alien face on it?

Report | 04/12/2012 3:58 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

Her leggings make her seem cuter than she would without them. Therefor I apparently like leggings, which is a bit creepy to me... sweatdrop

Report | 04/12/2012 3:48 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

********

People are saying he looks kind of like this.

And I'm a bit disturbed at one of the main reasons I like the female character's design... xp

Report | 04/12/2012 3:06 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

http://images.serebii.net/corocoro4121big.jpg

Stop making the male characters dumb looking, Gamefreak! *Shakes fist*

Report | 04/11/2012 7:37 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

I'd like to say that I'm glad there are next to no mosquitoes here, but this is Michigan, where it can (and did a few days ago) snow for a few hours this far into Spring. Mosquito weather is preferred.

Eh. I don't why, but I've had a good number of headaches the past two weeks. Probably just stress or something from having to remember what day or what week all my homework is.

Report | 04/11/2012 7:12 pm

Your Irish Twin Brother

That sounds terrible. (The fainting, not the rest.)

Doesn't sound too far off from normal to me. Your relationship isn't exactly perfect, but at least she doesn't sound like a crazy psycho, like half the girls my friends are with.

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