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Hidy ho, neighbor

Hi my name is Berlin.
(I've forgone my nom de plume as Z)

I am a nymphomaniac recovering anorexic-bulimic vegetarian from the 'hood.

I model occasionally, and I co-own a book and record store with my mom.

At heart, I am a lesbian, but I thoroughly enjoy sex with men. So I guess that makes me bisexual.

I know how to kill a man 13 different was with my bare hands, and I can bake orgasmic vegan chocolate chip cookies.

I got my first tattoo when I was 12. I did it myself with a needle and ink while looking in the mirror.

I like sushi, long walks on the beach, and crushing hummingbirds in my hand...just to feel it.

As much as I think the world is a beautiful place and cynicism is a waste of time and energy, I'm fascinated with the seedy underbelly of America.

I spend my meager earnings on candy and comic books.

My life is really ******** fun

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Some Good Music Types

BIG BLACK. Joy Division. X. The Damned. XTC. Descendents. The Modern Lovers. Dead Milkmen. Pixies. Husker Du. Radio Birdman. The Germs. Devo. Primus. Xiu Xiu. Blondie. Wire. Black Flag. Sonic Youth. Pavement. Misfits. Dead Kennedys. Daniel Johnston. Adolescents. Toy Dolls. Minutemen (Mike Watt in general). Bowie. The Cramps. Dinosaur Jr. Guided By Voices. Johnny Thunders. The Voidoids. Television. New Model Army. Shellac. Pere Ubu. Fugazi. X-Ray Spex. The Dickies. Flipper. Iggy/The stooges. U.K. Subs. Cabaret Voltaire. The Weirdos. Josef K. The Happy Mondays. The Psychedelic Furs. Siouxsie. Circle Jerks. The Raincoats. The Slits. Ian Dury. The Fall. The Carpenters. King Diamond. Motorhead. Ten in the Swear Jar. Danzig.

Gewd Fancy Readin' Papers:

Lolita.A Clockwork Orange. The Bell Jar. The Sun Also Rises. Answered Prayers. In Cold Blood. Music For Chameleons. 1984. Look Homeward, Angel. On The Road. The Possessed. The Trial. Black Hole. The Contract With God trilogy. Maus (1 and 2). Naked Lunch. Dharma Bums. Big Sur. If You Come Softly. Slovenly Peter. Anna Karenina. There Will Come Soft Rains. Fahrenheit 451. Ghost World. As I Lay Dying. Summer Blonde. Radical Feminism. The Female Eunuch. Anne Frank. A Coney Island Of The Mind. Animal Rights and Pornography. TANK GIRL!!

Moo-Vays.

Dr. Strangelove. A Clockwork Orange. Buffalo '66. King Of Hearts. Full Metal Jacket. Royal Tenenbaums. Wassup Rockers. Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls. Gummo. Ken Park. Kids. Thin. Rocky Horror. Amelie. American Beauty. Welcome To The Dollhouse. Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind. Jesus' Son. Rushmore. Eraserhead. Capote. Ghost World. Paprika. Stranger Than Paradise. Elephant. Brazil. Children of Men. Kung Pow!. Pan's Labyrinth. Boogie Nights. The Celebration. Trainspotting. Spawn. Up.
Everything Will Be Okay.

Dogme95 Films
Japanese Horror Movies
Vivid Alt. Porn Movies.

The little TV I like

Ren and Stimpy, Monty Python, MST3K, Mighty Boosh, Absolutely Fabulous, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Adult Swim in general (sans anime and assy mcgee), Chowder, X Files, The Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks, FOTC, Blackadder, old cartoons, Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

I make a weekly event of watching the new Tim and Eric episode.

I also think Chris Hansen is a handsome man.

I have a thing for beautiful men

Steve Albini is god

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Abysmal Creation Report | 11/01/2010 8:52 am: Bear Hands... hurrderp
Abysmal Creation Report | 04/03/2010 6:00 pm: Excuse me, that's Mr. Half-Mole to you |:

Well I dunno what then. I don't know how to block numbers on my phone and if you ever left me a voice mail, I never got it ._.
Abysmal Creation Report | 04/02/2010 11:14 pm: Yus, but I never get calls from you O:
Abysmal Creation Report | 04/02/2010 11:10 pm: You never call. Or at least you never call the right number.
Abysmal Creation Report | 04/02/2010 3:39 pm: Oh man.

How have you been?
Testament969 Report | 04/02/2010 1:08 pm: thats a good thing. i need to get my a** in gear and practice
Abysmal Creation Report | 04/02/2010 11:00 am: No thanks. I wouldn't like that. How would you like if someone offered to make doodies on your face?
indie jesus v2 Report | 04/02/2010 9:40 am: Eh, I'd never get anything tatooed on me from Joy Divison.
xd
Yeah, I did plan for Milo to be on at least one of my lower knuckles.
I also wanted the Black Flag bars on my lips.

I think my worse tattoo phase was when I wanted checkered calves.
I loved Ska growing up.

Do you have MSN?
Testament969 Report | 04/01/2010 2:31 pm: nah, i needed a hobby lol.

i did karate for 6 years. more my style. i like contact sports. btu i wanted to broaden my horizons
Abysmal Creation Report | 04/01/2010 2:05 pm: Yeah B|