Jokes and Funny Sayings
Please thank my sister, Arts-Demon, for these!!! ^,..,^
Dont knock on Deaths door. Ring the bell and run like hell. He really hates that.
Im funny, ur funny looking. We have something in common, so just leave me alone.
When they invented the word 'stupid', they were describing you.
They told me confusion was the first step tp knowledge. I must be a genious.
Good friends will help u move. Really good friends will help u move bodies.
Good friends will tell you it'll be ok when you get dumped, but really good friends will walk right up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
My mother told me not to talk to strangers, so I stopped talking to myself.
Your away messages are always sad and funny. It's sad because you're expecting me to reply to your message. It's funny because I'm looking at the screen laughing at it.
It only takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend my middle finger and tell u to bite me.
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