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My name is chris.
I'm 0 years young :]
P.M. me if u want to talk.
I get bored easily.
My friends are better than your's.
I love XBOX 360,I love music too.
I like energy drinks.
I like Ham sammiches.
I hate emo ********.
I HATE preps.
I skateboard xD.
I'm not racist, I just like the jokes xD.
I live in Florida.
I love going to Pensacola beach.
I surf some.
I have amazing friends.
I'm NOT immature.[Sometimes]
I hate illiterate tards.
I look older.
I get hyper.
Mainly off Amp.
I used to have a Peavy guitar, but I sold at a pawn shop xD.
I play football.
I make little kids cry for fun.
I probaly WONT love you.
But I might like you :]
So yea thats me...



A story by my Dear friend, .V.a.n.i.t.y

It all started when our (former porn) star, Pankacke, woke up in a imaginary desert. It was the eighth time it had happened. Feeling alarmingly displeased, Pankacke slapped a wolverine, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Ever so extemporaneously, he realized that his beloved Sandmich was missing! Immediately he called his bed-friend, Rooster. Pankacke had known Rooster for plus 550,000 years, the majority of which were electric ones. Rooster was unique. He was plucky though sometimes a little... insensitive. Pankacke called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Rooster picked up to a very unhappy Pankacke. Rooster calmly assured him that most venomous koalas belch before mating, yet 3-legged wallabies usually flamboyantly yawn *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Pankacke. Why was Rooster trying to distract Pankacke? Because he had snuck out from Pankacke's with the Sandmich only nine days prior. It was a exotic little Sandmich... how could he resist?

It didn't take long before Pankacke got back to the subject at hand: his Sandmich. Rooster panicked. Reluctantly, Rooster invited him over, assuring him they'd find the Sandmich. Pankacke grabbed his rhinoceros and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Rooster realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Sandmich and he had to do it recklessly. He figured that if Pankacke took the tricked out go kart, he had take at least four minutes before Pankacke would get there. But if he took the Bat Mobile? Then Rooster would be scarcely screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Rooster was interrupted by eleven oafish Care Bears that were lured by his Sandmich. Rooster belched; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling displeased, he deftly reached for his wolverine and fearlessly hit every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the imaginary desert, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Bat Mobile rolling up. It was Pankacke.
As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Wal-Mart to pick up a 12-pack of wolverines, so he knew he was running late. With a hasty leap, Pankacke was out of the Bat Mobile and went flamboyantly jaunting toward Rooster's front door. Meanwhile inside, Rooster was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the Sandmich into a box of dull pencils and then slid the box behind his rhinoceros. Rooster was frustrated but at least the Sandmich was concealed. The doorbell sung.

'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some insensitive self-righteous a** in a pimp fresh, candy-painted 'Lac,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Rooster assured him. Pankacke took a seat exotically proximate to where Rooster had hidden the Sandmich.


'...What's that smell?'

Rooster felt a stabbing pain in his fingernail when Pankacke asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the Sandmich right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' The Sandmich was plainly in view.

Pankacke stared at Rooster for what what must've been eleven microseconds. Suddenly cheered up by the Hamtaro theme song, Rooster groped indiscriminately in Pankacke's direction, clearly desperate. Pankacke was ecstatic. And so, everyone except Rooster and a few gun-toting disease-carrying chipmunks lived blissfully happy, forever after.




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