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Profile = Under Construction
As in: I'm constructing it RIGHT NOW.
So it's all...not-finished-like
[not cool D:]
Things You Should Definately Know
(about me?)- I'm AWESOME.
- I don't shut up.
- I write words in all caps for EMPHASIS
- I like colors that hurt your eyes 8D
- I'm a whoah-man
- I will not hesitate to kick your a**
- Nor will I hesitate to brush you off afterwards
- I'm polite when the occasion arrises
- Hugs SUSTAIN my existence
- I won't hesitate to have a frickin par~tay when something makes me happy
- I'm beautiful on the inside [of your pants]
- I use brackets to insert optional text D; For audience-interraction
- I'm the Hug Dealer. Where's my money b***h?
- I punctuate my sentences with emoticons C: Because I'm neurotic and feel compelled to know that you know how I'm feeling when I say something based on a group of keystrokes which slightly resemble chibi-faces @A@l|l; Like that one.
- I write really long-a** sentences when I get on a roll
- I'm not bisexual, I'm ambisexual. Ch'yaw thurr's rally a diff-rence D; Look it up.
- I call you bad names affectionately C; bitches
- I'm dsleyxci, get over it.
- When I write a pm to you, it's gonna be long if you mean something to me
- I love you but you don't know that D;
- I draw gewd. Checkie-Outie
- I hide links like easter eggs
- The more I offend you, the more awesome I become.
- I change the ends to those links when I get something good [so gimme some provocative pictures bitches C:]
- My ego flickers off and on like a dying lightbulb
- A persistant one D;
- I don't blink when I'm thinking about men having hot nasty sex
- I like making you feel uncomfortable just so I can make you feel comfortable again n_n
- I can't pay attention when I'm tired
- I think my feet are two of the most beautiful things in the world
- I think you should too
- This list can actually be summed up completely by the first item C; Thanks for reading.
Things I Less-than Three:
- Sweets
- Fruits
- Sweets that look like fruits
- Keyboard-only emoticons CX
- My fake-sideburns D: They don't come from my face, just from my head. But they look cool.
- Lace
- Belgian Waffles with hot cream and toffee
- Abortion Toothpaste heart oh baby oh baby.
- Men (alone or in twos or in twos-n-threes x] )
- Women (lyke ditto dewd D: )
- Ice cream
- Blue ballpoint pens with smooth ink x]
- ah-knee-may
- mah-n-gah
- tie-ping een fo-neh-tix so joo lew-zerz wheel sow-n-duh ow-tuh wah-t eye tie-puh ow-t' lao-duh. C'est rigolo comme tout merde pour voir vous essayez.
- typing in french just to throw you off
- physical contact
- The Mafia [you know which one I'm talking about D;]
- Punctuation.
- lists apparently
- finding the hillarity in everything
- finding my shoes
- hell finding ANYTHING.
- my uke-lovies C: heart
- when people try to guess my race
- -ing my text
- av art
- making av art
- getting paid for av art
- toes
- toe nails
- feeeengers
- spelling "fingers" with five e's
- using up the amazing amount of vowels that people don't use apparently
- typing in olive-colored text. Isn't it just HIDEOUS to read?
- you if you're lucky C:
- people I dub as AWESOME
Things I Less-than Backslash Three:
[Under Construction]
People I Dub as AWESOME:
[Yeah this one too]
Words that are fun to count how many times I spew them out:
- Absolutely
- Damnit!
- Ridiculously
-
AWESOME
- Extremely
- Fabulous [and all its variations x_x;]
- FanTASTICO 8D
- b***h!
- Bwiiii...<3
- Ba-ba-ba-buttsex
- Adorable
- Ambiguous
- Bigoted
- Gyuu
- Actually
[Still kindof under construction 9.9;]
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