[---------16 THINGS 2 DO IN WALMART--------
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go
Month 1: Mommy, I'm only 4 inches long! It's so warm in here!
Month 2: Mommy, I love your voice; it's a sweet lullaby!
Month 3: Mommy, I just found out I'm a boy! Aren't you glad?
Month 4: Mommy, I just learned how to suck my thumb! I get a lot of exercise! I can turn my head and stretch!
Month 5: Mommy, why are you crying? It makes me cry to see you cry, even if you can't see me!
Month 6: Mommy, that doctor lied to you; I am real! I don't like that doctor at all!
Month 7: Mommy, I hear that doctor again! What's abortion? OW! Mommy, I feel a needle; it's burning, Mommy! Help me; I can't get away from it!
Mommy, it's ok, now; I'm in the hands of God now and He explained to me what abortion is. How could you do this? Didn't you want me, Mommy?
If you think abortion is wrong, post on ur profile
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism!!!!