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Report | 11/17/2015 3:48 am

Garland-Green

I have read the first line (Genesis 1:1) many times. smile

Report | 05/30/2012 9:05 am

viivii luna

Thank you for the buy~

Report | 05/28/2012 3:00 pm

Hope Child

*HUGS*

Report | 02/15/2012 3:55 pm

Hope Child

[Intro]


Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.


It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,


one of those rap guys' girlfriends.


But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*


They only talk to her, because,


she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?


I mean, her butt, is just so big.


I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,


out there, I mean - gross. Look!


She's just so ... black!





[Sir Mix-a-Lot]


I like big butts and I can not lie


You other brothers can't deny


That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist


And a round thing in your face


You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough


'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed


Deep in the jeans she's wearing


I'm hooked and I can't stop staring


Oh baby, I wanna get with you


And take your picture


My homeboys tried to warn me


But that butt you got makes me so horny


Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin


You say you wanna get in my Benz?


Well, use me, use me


'Cause you ain't that average groupie


I've seen them dancin'


To hell with romancin'


She's sweat, wet,


Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette


I'm tired of magazines


Sayin' flat butts are the thing


Take the average black man and ask him that


She gotta pack much back


So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)


Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)


Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)


Shake that healthy butt!


Baby got back!





(LA face with Oakland booty)


Baby got back!





[Sir Mix-a-Lot]


I like 'em round, and big


And when I'm throwin' a gig


I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal


Now here's my scandal


I wanna get you home


And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh


I ain't talkin' bout Playboy


'Cause silicone parts are made for toys


I want 'em real thick and juicy


So find that juicy double


Mix-a-Lot's in trouble


Beggin' for a piece of that bubble


So I'm lookin' at rock videos


Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes


You can have them bimbos


I'll keep my women like Flo Jo


A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya


I won't cuss or hit ya


But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna **********


Till the break of dawn


Baby got it goin' on


A lot of simps won't like this song


'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it


And I'd rather stay and play


'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong


And I'm down to get the friction on


So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}


If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}


Then turn around! Stick it out!


Even white boys got to shout


Baby got back!





Baby got back!


Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'


to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".





[Sir Mix-a-Lot]


So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda


But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda


My anaconda don't want none


Unless you've got buns, hun


You can do side bends or sit-ups,


But please don't lose that butt


Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role


And tell you that the butt ain't gold


So they toss it and leave it


And I pull up quick to retrieve it


So Cosmo says you're fat


Well I ain't down with that!


'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'


And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'


To the beanpole dames in the magazines:


You ain't it, Miss Thing!


Give me a sister, I can't resist her


Red beans and rice didn't miss her


Some knucklehead tried to dis


'Cause his girls are on my list


He had game but he chose to hit 'em


And I pull up quick to get wit 'em


So ladies, if the butt is round,


And you want a triple X throw down,


Dial 1-900-MIXALOT


And kick them nasty thoughts


Baby got back!





(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

Report | 02/02/2012 6:19 pm

Poke Duckie

Good. Just got home.

Report | 02/02/2012 5:19 pm

gerita_forever

WHAT??? eek

Report | 02/02/2012 9:13 am

gerita_forever

hello!!!!

Report | 02/01/2012 7:32 pm

Poke Duckie

How are you?

Report | 02/01/2012 3:26 pm

Poke Duckie

Hi.

Report | 01/31/2012 10:29 am

gerita_forever

OMG!!!! The crumpled paper actually sold!!!! I got 78 gold!!!!

Report | 01/26/2012 8:07 am

Jack_0f_Clubs

WHERES MY PRESENT

Report | 01/26/2012 8:02 am

Jack_0f_Clubs

Its my birthday biggrin

Report | 01/26/2012 8:00 am

Jack_0f_Clubs

Oh Gawd Dx

Report | 01/26/2012 7:58 am

Jack_0f_Clubs

Indeed You Are

Report | 01/26/2012 7:50 am

Hope Child

Drunkard....

Report | 01/25/2012 2:36 pm

gerita_forever

Are you really Mexico!? eek

Report | 01/24/2012 12:27 pm

Hope Child

http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=scotland+hetalia&um=1&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1280&bih=894&tbm=isch&tbnid=JieD53Pr_5MouM:&imgrefurl=http://chaos-dark-lord.deviantart.com/art/Hetalia-Drunken-trio-poster-192564117&docid=WPc4aONupSEn0M&imgurl=http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/007/8/6/hetalia__drunken_trio__poster_by_chaos_dark_lord-d36nbf9.jpg&w=900&h=601&ei=fhMfT6HVLYHk0QH3zI0G&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=754&vpy=236&dur=32&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=175&ty=98&sig=108010244124352880460&page=4&tbnh=133&tbnw=199&start=80&ndsp=30&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:80

Report | 01/24/2012 12:20 pm

Hope Child

DONT SWEAR!!! D:>
And okay i see

Report | 01/24/2012 5:32 am

Hope Child

trololololololololololololololllllolololololololo
I be trollin you

Report | 01/24/2012 5:29 am

Hope Child

i look so very impressed...

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