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Ahem. Gaianites, Gothamites, and all you ites inbetween, let it be known that I DO NOT ACCEPT FRIEND REQUESTS FROM YOU NAIVE, ASININE TWITS THAT DON'T EVEN BOTHER LEAVING A MESSAGE. How rude.[[10/22/09 UPDATE: ...I'd like to formally introduce you all to my HIATUS. No, no, no, look up here, not down at my pants, HA! This is temporary, of course, I'll drop by every few days, but that also means less time for me to write the journal entries you've all come to know and love. Which is why from now on, if you have a question that you'd like me to answer, I will do so in my journal if you pm it to me. Or not, hA! I've never tried this before, so we'll just play it by ear, hmm?
OLDER UPDATES:
I've decided I want a hench wench ARMY. This project is hereby infinitely lengthened, and I'll even keep a nice little link right HERE for easy access. What're you waiting for? Get moving, minions! ]]
HELLO!
Welcome ladies and gentlemen, cats and cockroaches, one and all!
Some of you may know me from my stay at Mr. Light Yagami's, or Justice's, profile at Light loves socks. In which case, I hope we bear a long and fruitful relationship to last all your life for...uh...however long that may be. AhahaHAhahaHAhaHAHA! Welcome, welcome, please step in. Thats right, just step around the oil barrels, there's plenty of room for you all...
To those of you...hmmm...newbies, who have... *smacks lips* ...unwittingly stumbled upon my new home, I welcome you with the most gracious of gestures: I offer you my applause. *claps* Leave a comment, if you're feeling daring today, hehehe...though keep in mind...I am not afraid to step over Gotham City bounds (or any moral bounds) to do as I please.
My fellow Jokers and Batsy-hunting enthusiasts: I'm so glad you could come. Let's throw a party, shall we? Break out the bubbly, it's a genuine Arkham reunion! Ahahaha! We can make it a sort of ...*licks lips*...potluck where everyone brings their favorite form of entertainment. We can all play nicely, I'm sure. As you know, there are no rules; therefore anything is acceptable including but not limited to cards, knives, saltine crackers, oil barrels, laughing gas, pencils, Molotov cocktails, water guns, real guns, whatever floats your boat. Let me know. I encourage your imagination.
Oh. *licks lips*
And if you've come here for...
...then you must have one sick, dirty mind. Basically: you're a freak.
Like me.
WahahaheeheehahahaHA!
>.>
<.<
You.
*points*
Me.
*smacks lips*
Out back in 5.
*turns on heel and notices you*
And...*slicks back hair*...who are you?
*approaches you, pushing aside people in the crowd*
Yes, you...no, not you, the other one, you...no, the one I'm talking to, yes, the one with the face, not you, but you! *finally stands before you* Ah, yooou.
*looks you up and down*
You don't look so...*licks lips*...thrilled to be here. Why is that? Hmm? Don't look at that guy, I'm the one talking to you. He can't help you.
Look at me.
*takes your head by your hair*
What's that? *scowls* Speak up, and quit s-s-stuttering. Hahaha! Are you nervous? Is it the scars? Do you want to know how I go 'em? Well, *licks lips* let me tell you. C'mere...come on, now...
*moves grip from your hair to your chin, holding you in place while stroking your cheek with the free hand*
Now, now, now, shhhh, shh, sh, shh, shhh...
You see, my older brother was my idol. I was going to be just like him in every way. Everybody just loooved him. Trouble was, nobody loved me. Not like they loved DEAR brother. They didn't have room in their hearts for me. So one night, after the whole family was asleep, I crept to each bed and one by one carved in their chests where their hearts should have been. I was making room for me, but it turns out that they had no hearts. Just blood and guts. *tilts head back and laughs* Ahaha, aheeheehee! Can you believe it? So when I got to my brother's room, he was sitting up in bed, eyes wide. He asked me, he said "Little brother, what's happened?" I tried to comfort him when he found out. He was the WORLD to me. He screamed and cried and didn't understand. That’s when I took the slippery knife in my hands and gave him the smile I never could. Then I turned the knife to myself. I said to him, "See? I'm just like you, now. Now we’re the same." ...we are the same...And you know what, pilgrim? You're no different.
WE'RE THE SAME!
WoohoohoohoohahahahahahaHAHAHAAA!
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A Message to All You Oafs.
Damn computer. This contrived device fails to keep up with my brilliance. What a terrible connection...SHADDAP BACK THERE OR I’LL MOUNT YOUR HEADS OVER THAT FIREPLACE! Anyways, read it or I'll be typing the next entry at YOUR place! HAhAHa!
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- (02/17/2009 09:20 am) A Lesson in Chemistry! Gather Round, Kiddies!
- (02/14/2009 03:23 pm) Bleeding Hearts and Poisoned Candy. Just Another Normal Day!
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I just LOVE kitties! Don't you?
Now...who's got a good recipe for fried cat? HAhA!
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