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"It's comedy and tragedy ★
★ It's St. Jimmy ★
★ And that's my nameeeeeee... and don't you ******** wear it out! " ★
Who the ******** are you?
*points gun to your head*
This is my city. And your trespassing.
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What? You want to know more about me?
Tch. Fine. Freak.
I'll tell you.
So shut your mouth before I shoot you down ol' boy.
Pull up a chair and have a joint and a can of beer and I'll tell you.
My name is Jimmy and you better not wear it out.
Suicide commando that your momma talked about
King of the forty thieves
And I'm here to represent
The needle in the vein of the establishment
I'm the one that's from the way outside
I'm a teenage assassin executing some fun
In the cult of the life of crime.
I am the son of a b***h and Edgar Allen Poe
Raised in the city under a halo of lights
The product of war and fear that we've been victimized
No last names.
Do not ever call me James or Jim or Jimmy-boy
I've been around for 29 years
I live in New York City
I rule the Underground
What's your Pleasure?
What's Your Pain?
Do you dream too much?
Do you think what you needed is a crutch?
I'm the patron saint of the denial
With an angel face and a taste for suicidal
People worship in the underground
Wannabes (I hate them) and the Unwanted and Lost and Found
I am openly bisexual
I am horny 24/7
I love groping titties
I love feeling crocthes
I will rape you in an alley
I love to drink booze
I love to drink hard alcohol and light alcohol
I perfer hard straight whiskey
I am not an easy drunk, I'm a professional here.
My horniess levels when wasted goes up by 70%
I live off a diet of merely ramen.
I love ramen.
And I don't want to hear s**t about ramen or I will shoot you in the fatass head
I don't eat much and despite this perfect godly figure, I'm pretty skinny.
Don't any of you ever compare my love of ramen to those goddamn orange ninjas.
I smoke a lot and I use drugs.
I chainsmoke.
I am a druglord
Name your drug: dope, weed, ecstasy, heroin, you name it I have it.
I get them imported from foreign mafias and crap like that.
My specialty is a drug called Novacaine which numbs all your pain and sorrows.
It's better than air.
I love to shoot things and I love to shoot people.
I am a bit trigger-happy.
I sometimes carry my gun out in the open for no reason or just for security
Don't b***h at me if I shoot your foot or arm or something randomly if I'm bored.
I am not up to times with modern technology.
Quite frankly I don't give a flying ******** about living in a modern world.
I don't have an iPad or the latest fancy new smartphone.
I perfer the classics.
I am also a rocker.
My guitar is my life and it plays my broken soul.
I shall use my guitar to start a revolution against this corrupt goverment.
I hate policitans and I hate Bush.
I hate the state that our goverment is in and how those greedy selfish b*****d leave us in the gutters.
I'll start a revolution, and I'm looking for innocent followers to taint and break with gifts and trust to help me.
I am the light in the city of lust.
Well that's it I guess.
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You're not a cop are you?
Get the ******** out now.
((OOC:
Behind the Saint
Saint Jimmy is based off the character made by Green Day for their rock opera album American Idiot
His character design is based off of jack666rulez designs of her St. Jimmy
I do not own the lyrics to St. Jimmy or any thing else they all belong to ingenious minds of Green Day
If you so wish to add my other accounts:
AlIen Walker
Dymitrei
Killjoy Party Posion
iKiyoteru Hiyama
Do not flame St. Jimmy or Green Day or Jimmy shall come out of your screen and shoot you in the head.
Concerning the Relationship between Jesus of Suburbia and St Jimmy: JoS meets Jimmy in the City, after he had left his home; they're lovers, but not gay 8D (because JoS also loves Whatshername, but she leaves him because she's jealous of Jimmy) XD- as said by this Jimmy's maker jack666rulez
Also Concerning what is St Jimmy: Saint Jimmy can be a figment of your own rage (perhaps something caused by your parents.) In role playing perspective though he was a human drug lord that commited suicide after JoS left him. St Jimmy did go to heaven but was kicked out for bad behaviour, not even Hell wanted him. So he is a wandering poltergeist-fallen angel like creature. He has demonic shark like teeth and demonic powers, but he is not all powerful. He is merely an immortal with amazing powers such as levitation, able to change clothes with a snap of his fingers, and to be able to grow red angel wings, disappear, walk through walls and on water...and come back from the dead. People can see him and he can touch and be touched by physical matter.
Or: St. Jimmy is the patron saint of Chaos and the Underground. He was born with a pistol in his right hand and a syringe in his left. His wings are the blood and carnage of the urban jungle. His occupation is drug dealer. His goal is anarchy. He is a being too wild and dangerous to die at the hands of anyone except himself. St. Jimmy is the Angel of Destruction. And he's comfortable with that.
St Jimmy's Personality- St. Jimmy is an energetic, thrill-seeking drug dealer. He despises being ignored and likes being the center of attention. He has this cool, almost dangerous way about him. He's not afraid to show his feelings and is used to get what he wants and being worshiped as a God by mostly drug-addicts and whores He's very irresistible and easily the jealous type. Jimmy is also known as a very sexy cool guy. He's easily bored and always looking for entertainment. He's also known to be greedy, sadistic, and short tempered.
Jimmy's Exact Height- 6''8
Jimmy's Exact Weight- 167 lbs
Jimmy's Sexuality- Pansexual
Jimmy's Scent- Cigarettes, Whiskey, and something between chocolate and cinnamon
For those interested if he's seme or uke in a yaoi roleplay- Saint Jimmy can either be a Don't ******** With Me Seme or a Sadistic Seme
Supports: StJimmyxJOS and StJimmyvsWhatshername
Jimmy can roleplay either hetero or homo, he don't mind he swings both ways.
Jesus of Suburbia: Wanted and Needed. PM for more details and requirements.))Music Jimmy Enjoys Is:
Green Day
My Chemical Romance
Good Charlotte
Emily's Army
U2
The Offspring
Foo Fighters
Panic! At the Disco
Fall out Boy
All Time Low
Bowling for Soup
Ludo
Flyleaf
Abringdon Boys School
Rise Against
Veer Union
Linkin Park
Radiohead
Voltaire
The Beatles
Rolling Stones
Bob Marley
Charles Daniels
Led Zeppelin
Jimmy Eats World
AC/DC
Aerosmith
AFI
The Network
The Grateful Dead
Jimi Hendrix
Sum 41
Blink-182
Sex Pistols
Black Veil Brides
Queen
Atreyu
D'espairsray
Sugarcult
Garbage
Bad Religion
Foxboro Hot Tubs
Breaking Benjamin
Three Days Grace
Gorrillaz
Madonna
Lady GaGa
The Rolling Stones
Good with Grenades
The Bravery
Son of Rust
Nick Pitera
Tokio Hotel
Nirvana
Pinhead Gunpowder
The Frustrators
The Ramones
Pansy Division
Forgive Durden
Mindless Self Indulgence
The Misfits
The Clash
Husker Du
The Replacements
3 Doors Down
The Pretty Reckless
Blondie
Public Image Limited
Dead Kennedys
Anti-Flag
The Damned
Anime/Manga The Saint Enjoys to Watch/Read is:
Hellsing/Ultimate
Trinity Blood
Blood+
Evanglion
Black Cat
Chobits
Hentai
DBZ
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
Trigun
Rurouni Kenshin
Samurai Champloo
Cowboy Bebop
Afro Samurai
Bleach
One Piece
Durararara!
Gundam Wing
Saiyuki
Sengoku Basara
Full-Metal Alchemist
Negima
Chevalier D'eon
Highschool of the Dead
Toriko
Keroro Gunsou
Gurren Lagan
Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler
D. Gray-Man
Yu-Gi-Oh/GX/5D's/Zexal
Inuyasha
Vampire Hunter D
Gungrave
Pandora Hearts
Blue Exorcist
The Saint Disapproves of This:
Car Commericals
The Goverment
War
Bush
The Econemy
Vietnam War
Hitler
Wannabes
Sparkly Vampires
Racism
Cops
The Law
Phobes
Religon
Lindsey Lohan
The News
Dogs
The Military
The American Dream
iPads
smartphones
Justin Bieber
Rebecca Black
Your Grandmother Last Night
The Saint Approves Of This:
Rock Music
Creativity
Burnining s**t down
Trolls
Eyeliner
Alternative Rock
Gay Rights
Piercings
Accents
Fights
smoking
drugs
freedom
revolution
George Washington
Canada
Charlie Sheen
Sitcoms
classic cartoons
Toonami
booze
internet comedy
internet memes
The Simpsons
Family Guy
American Dad
Superjail!
Scrubs
More Cowbell
The Soup Nazi
Cats
Your Mother Last Night
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