[1] - I do not make internet friends, partly because I can't spare the time and giving a ******** it requires and mainly because everyone on the internet hates themselves too much to act like a person that actually exists. Also because I have a good chunk of crazy that makes me appalling to speak to.
[2] - I probably hate you.
[3] - I am a 40 year old weeaboo with a tiger poodle fursuit that I wear every thursday and go to the ******** playground in. I also love my boyfriend.
[4] - CUATRO!
[5] - My favorite color is Elton John. My superhero power would be giving you diarrhea when you read this sentence. My favorite animal is aborted fetus, but only the cute ones. My favorite food is aloo tikki. My favorite household item is the pill cutter. For fun I like to have money.
[6] - High five the screen now if you don't wash your hands.