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Hey. I'm pantoufle, though you can call me any variant thereof. As a member of the female species, I'm morally obligated to warn you that yes, there are certain times where I get pissy and annoyed. Of course, this isn't helped at all by the fact that I'm naturally high-strung and whatnot, but hey, je suis comme je suis; je suis faite comme ca. Thanks, Prevert. And yes, I know there should be an cedille on the 'c,' but I'm far too lazy to go through the trouble of getting it from Word. If that bothers you, that's just too damn bad. And apparently, the text editor doesn't like me, because all my correctly accented stuff is showing up as awkward symbols that break up the flow.
So, aside from that, what do you hope to learn about me?
Aside from possessing a second x-chromosome, I'm a pessimist. This means that the glass is always half-empty, if not completely so -- and it should be in the dishwasher. Or in the cupboard and hand-washed, if you're so inclined. I'm a bit of a cynic, which means that I'm inclined to take a negative view of you and your actions. But, I suppose I'm nice if you get to know me. Or, at least as nice as it'll get.
I am also a perfectionist, which means that I have high standards not only for myself, but for those around me. I'm an advanced/elite roleplayer, and tend to play females -- and I'm almost always up for a roleplay. If you demand samples, then find them yourself; they're somewhere on here. If you can't tell your homophones apart, then please just gtfo. Same goes for comma splices, incorrect quotations, and general ********. The door is to the left; don't let it hit you on the way out. I'm demanding, I suppose, and that makes me a bit of an a*****e. But here's the thing about everything I require you to manage:
I can pull it off.
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