About

The name's Matthew, retards; remember that.
I'm 19 years old, I have black hair and green eyes. I'm 6'1 and
one crazy ********.
My best friends and drinking buddies include:
Richard (Dicky)
Lewis (Lew)
Aaron (p***y)
Danny (Danzorr)
Kevin (K-Jay)
Sandra (Sandylicious)
Alice (Bunnybabe)
People tell me I have a bad attitude, but ******** those pricks,
I'm just brutally honest, I love Heavy Metal music AND
I mean Heavy Metal not that p***y s**t, those posers call "heavy metal"
f*****t-wannabes.
If you don't like me then go ******** yourself with a rusty screwdriver, I couldn't
give a flying ********.
Peace Homies.
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Seriously. I've got no patience for you today.
She's my best friend, if you want her go get her.
If not, shut the ******** up.
C'MON, LET'S GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW.
I can take you! -rolls up sleeves-
Pro kinks kid, I'ma keep you at arms length.
-fist pump-
;o bro <3
QUICK FIND THE FLYING PIGS.
KEKE. Thanks Matty, it's nice to hear that from you of all people.
a useless pervert. XDD
^ Describes me good.
"Good luck for the future Dannyboy.
Love Andy. xx "
Smug little d**k.
Everyone else says 'Leave Andrew alone, he's so sweet.'
They don't know him. -___-
Anyway ignore me, I'm pretty bitchy tonight.
See you in 20 Matt.
Just get your a** over here, please. -___-
Just bring the drinks I wanna hang out. ._.