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An Apostate in Kirkwall Report | 07/08/2009 3:49 pm

This is true. Proven by the fact that my character (whom this account/avatar is designed after)...is wearing a foofy dress.

I suspect your father may also have been a wherry.

An Apostate in Kirkwall Report | 07/08/2009 2:47 pm

...is that where you inherited that funk from? Good to know...

Your father was desperate. Or blind. Either or. ...maybe both.

An Apostate in Kirkwall Report | 07/08/2009 2:44 pm

YOUR MOM

...was a beautiful hooker whose face resembled a tuber. ...which leads us to believe her clients were drunk. Very, very drunk.

An Apostate in Kirkwall Report | 07/08/2009 2:41 pm

YOUR MOM.

...was a beautiful tuber.

An Apostate in Kirkwall Report | 07/08/2009 2:39 pm

I like my okra with salt. ;D