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Report | 10/14/2009 3:42 pm

Arnarkey

That was the first time i went to Disney....
Why do i have Disney in my spell check?

Report | 10/13/2009 5:58 am

Arnarkey

Welcome to the magical world of unicorns, the total is $20
Hi i'm trying to get my d**k wet
$20 for magical fun
Hello my d**k is dry, help out here
JUST PAY THE ******** $20!
Ok ok.....i just crapped my pants....

Report | 10/11/2009 6:28 pm

Arnarkey

How many licks does it take to get to the center of my ****, i mean tooiepop?

Report | 10/09/2009 2:24 pm

Arnarkey

Are you sure?

Report | 10/05/2009 6:08 pm

Arnarkey

*stab* Hi there, all you need to do is ask twisted
Something wrong?

Report | 10/03/2009 7:39 am

Arnarkey

Hand:"I don't like licking"
I do
Hand:"Can you shut up?"

Report | 10/02/2009 8:42 pm

Arnarkey

Hand:"I still don't know what it is"
That's right RUN
Hand:"What the hell is wrong with you?"
Nothing...
Hand:"Sicko"

Report | 10/02/2009 8:35 pm

Arnarkey

Hand:"My b*****b?"
But i wanted one?
Hand:"To bad, wait what's a b*****b?"

Report | 10/02/2009 8:21 pm

Arnarkey

Sorry my internet is s**t....
What i miss

Report | 10/02/2009 7:25 pm

Arnarkey

Hand:"I know sweety, men are such pigs"
She sexually harasses me...
Hand:"Men are always guilty, so don't drop the soap!"
I hate you so much
Hand:"And i love you to"

Report | 10/02/2009 7:21 pm

Arnarkey

*hugs* Your wish is my command
Hand:"Isn't that rape?"
Not yet
Hand:"Oh your sick..."

Report | 10/02/2009 7:16 pm

Arnarkey

Hand:"I can see your desperate darling, but if i have to i will have sex with you. We have to do it at your place because i don't want women parts on my bed"
She's not desperate...
Hand:"I was talking to you, BURN Honey!"
Now hugs to sex, what's next?

Report | 10/02/2009 7:04 pm

Arnarkey

Hand: "Listen honey that man is so cold, and heartless. He wouldn't let me see high school musical"
I'm not cold.....and that movie sucks
Hand:"So does your outfit deary"

Report | 10/02/2009 6:59 pm

Arnarkey

No, he had a drug over dose, but i have my left hand. He scares me since i think he's gay.
Hand:"I'm feeling so fabulous!!"
Damn it

Report | 10/02/2009 6:52 pm

Arnarkey

Feeling a little bit better or do i have to get the magical talking d***o, or was it a bag full of dog sh**?

Report | 10/02/2009 6:43 pm

Arnarkey

Here's a joke a friend told me
A boy asked his grandfather if he can smoke his cigars
The grandfather asked,"Can your d*ck touch your a*shole?"
"No", said the boy. "Then you can't"
Then the boy asked his grandfather if he can drink some alcohol
The grandfather asked,"Can your d*ck touch your a*shole?"
"No", said the boy. "Then you can't"
The boy gave up and went into the kitchen to have some cookies
The grandfather then asked if he could have some
"Can your d*ck touch your a*shole?" asked the boy
The Grandfather said, "Yes"
"Good now you can go f*ck your self, grandma gave me these cookies", said the boy

Report | 10/02/2009 3:27 pm

Arnarkey

Are you asking for a new Boyfriend, or do you need comic relief biggrin

Report | 10/02/2009 3:13 pm

Arnarkey

I know what you feel right now, and i know it's not good.
In time you will get over it, and you'll be back on your life anew.
Believe me you can't let it hang over your head over a life time. It will hurt more.
I understand you need time to recover, so i'm not saying you need to get over it now.
Try to rest, talk to a friend, or do something that will make you forget him 3nodding

Report | 10/02/2009 3:01 pm

Arnarkey

Here's some good news, I got my internet back.
I'm really sorry that happened to you, but I knew that was going to happen. Sorry to say sweatdrop
If there's anything you need i'm here....(if i'm on, ******** school scream )

Report | 09/29/2009 8:33 am

Arnarkey

My emo senses are tingling, something wrong? Does daddy have to hold you >w>

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