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You will address me as Vlad. I am an a*****e, and approve this message. I tell people the truth, which they often don't want to hear. Point in fact: This is my third account. My other two were banned because I told people the truth about them. Pussies.

I currently couldn't give two shits about the worlds current situation, mainly because everyone who's running it is retarded, and the people bitching about are too lazy to DO anything. Personally, I believe that if the world is engulfed in its own refuse and gets hurtled into the sun, we might be doing the rest of the universe a favor.

Again, in case you haven't noticed by now, I can be very crass when it comes to stupidity. I am, however, a very fun/funny person to be around, if you have the patience to shovel past the bullshit. I wouldn't say I'm ever LOOKING for friends, but if I happen to stumble upon one or two, I'm not one to lick a gift horse in the a**.

And for those fellow pervs out there, I perform cam shows to any who like watching. For a nominal fee, of course. Preferably chicks. If interested, send me a PM and we'll talk pricing and details.

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Alternity

Report | 11/16/2011 12:27 pm

Alternity

I don't know if I like surprise butt secks. :<
Alternity

Report | 11/10/2011 11:17 am

Alternity

Meow.
SnowMan241

Report | 08/15/2011 7:32 pm

SnowMan241

You know what the world is all about man, and i respect you
SnowMan241

Report | 08/15/2011 7:24 pm

SnowMan241

YOU are a real man
Mischief Vixen

Report | 08/15/2011 11:22 am

Mischief Vixen

Guys like you make girls like me happy razz
nonsense giggles

Report | 08/13/2011 4:58 am

nonsense giggles

heart
nonsense giggles

Report | 08/11/2011 9:42 pm

nonsense giggles

Aw, thank you! biggrin
I S R B

Report | 08/09/2011 11:46 am

I S R B

my n***s = cp lol
I S R B

Report | 08/09/2011 11:36 am

I S R B

wait.
are you like 400 lb cos if you are then i don't want your n***s
I S R B

Report | 08/09/2011 9:45 am

I S R B

lol compensation
no thanks

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Tucker, there is a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life.
- Church, Red vs Blue


I play with my cam for female enjoyment. Check profile for details