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These are proof of my artistic abilities! Be astounded!
Not TO long, and that'll be moi.
My cousin's boyfriend, Jeffree.
Yes, Skwirl, I'm picking on you... smile
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.If you would do the same thing for the one you love copy and paste this is your profile.
Let us see... About me... Well, one, you probably aren't going to read this unless you're really bored, and that's what I'm expecting, so I'M here for you when you're bored. I don't get out much, but I love it when I do. With certain people, that is. I love and hate most all people, like everyone else, and no one can deny it. There's at least one think you don't like about almost everyone. Oh, and no, I'm not heartless, or else I wouldn't like... Okay, I don't like anyone, but that's besides the point.And yes, I can be kind. I give people a mile in the beginning, but they'd rather take a trip to Canada. I don't usually hold grudges, but believe me, it's NOT pretty when I do. I sing and play guitar, keyboard, violin, and bass clarinet. I can do anything I want, so suck it up. In fact, if I want to do something specific, I usually turn out somewhere rather close to the top. I'm not too into the "I'm pretty" thing. I try not to give an opinion on my looks, because some people nag at me about it. I'm rather sarcastic (understatement) and pick on people occassionally (understatement) but in the end, I'm just kidding. Unless I don't like you. But then you'll feel like crap when I'm done with you. I'm not a kid person, not much of a pink person, and love to hang out with people older than me, the primary colors and black, eat, listen to music, and talk to people I know and like. If they start the conversation, that is. I'm rather shy and keep to myself, but I'm still outgoing. I'll talk to strangers, sure. Just as long as I don't have to sit next to them. I love any kind of music, really. Plain rap, I can't stand, but some hip hop, classical, country, and alternative is okay... Mostly, though, I listen to metal, screamo, and rock. Some favorite pianists, bands, and singers:
Alternative: Linkin Park
Classical: Beethoven, Bach, and Mozart
The only hip hop: Eminem
The only country: Big & Rich
Rock, metal, screamo: Korn, System of a Down, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Atreyu, Tool, Three Days Grace, Metallica, Offspring, Opeth, and many more that I can't remember at this point in time because my short term memory has yet to NOT fail me in a situation like this.
My almost dream avi.Almost.
Item List:
Black Strapless Bra
Chain Of Command
Dark Halo
Demonbow
Horns of the Demon
Lex's Dark Gloves
Lunar Cloak
Lunar Cowl
Neutral Punk Starter Pants
Neutral Starter Boots
Prisoner's Shackles
Whip of Ice
Estimated Total: 572,977 Gold
The next few are there for personal reasons.
That's why I triumph over Jessica.
I think EVERYONE would agree.
If only my cats did that. Instead they sit around. No wonder Xander weighs 18 pounds. Fatty.
What type of Fae are you?
Find your Celestial Choir
You are so EVIL your just Sin.Even the devil fears you.
It's scary, isn't it? You know you want to scream.....
This is Bucket, the old hag that loves to growl at everyone but me. I feel special. Not.
This is my precious. Yes, his name is Love, Pita, fat head, Fatboy killer. He killed my precious Fatboy, and now he's sentanced to an eternity of rough love from me.
This is Lard and Ching Chang. They are Xander and Crumpet.
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I didn't think he would look like that...
Puppies are our friends...
No one hardcore dances by themselves and bleeds like abby...
I see it now...
That is an old picture...
It's been there for a while.
Why haven't you seen that before, Jessica?