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Report | 05/19/2010 4:17 pm

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may pagkain kaba jan na gugutom na ko :<

Report | 05/19/2010 4:14 pm

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Report | 05/19/2010 4:13 pm

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TEST SA KABALIWAN


Si Juan ay bumisita sa isang mental hospital at siya'y nag-usisa para sa kanyang school assignment.

Juan: Papaano nyo po ba nalalaman kung talagang me sayad ang pasyenteng dinadala sa dito?

Doktor: Ganito yun. Pinupuno namin ng tubig ang isang bath tub. Tapos, iaabot namin sa pasyente ang kutsara, tasa at balde at uutusan namin siyang limasin o tanggalin nya ang tubig sa bathtub. Titingnan namin ngayon kung ano ang gagamitin niya sa tatlo.

Juan: Magaling, siguradong pipiliin ng normal na tao ang balde para mabilis na maubos ang tubig!

Doktor: Mali! Kapag normal ang isang tao, tatanggalin lang niya ang plug (yung tapon na nakabara sa butas) ng bathtub!

Report | 05/19/2010 4:12 pm

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Bago mamatay si Mr. Wong ay isa-isa nyang tinawag ang kanyang pamilya.

Mr. Wong: "Akyen junior 'ndyan ba?"

Junior: "Dito po!"

Mr. Wong: "Akyen panganay 'ndyan ba?"

Panganay: "Dito po!"

Mr. Wong: "Akyen anak na babae 'ndyan ba?"

Anak: "Dito po!"

"Akyen asawa 'ndyan ba?"

Asawa: "Honey, andito ako!"

Mr. Wong: "Walahiya! Dito kayo lahat! Wala tao tindahan!"

Report | 05/19/2010 4:11 pm

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Report | 05/19/2010 4:10 pm

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Most of these Japanese words are adopted by Filipino language.

I'm warning you - makikitamo

Where are we going? - San-batayo?

Stewardees - Oto-san

Is this your car? - Otomoto?

This is my car - Otokoto

Sugar daddy/mommy - Otooto

Is this your property? - Arimoto?

Yes, this is my property - Arikoto

Is this yours? - Sayobato or sayoto?

Is this mine? - Sakinbatu

This is mine - Sakinitu

Can I have it? - Akinato?

You can have it - Sayonato

Can we have it? - Saminato?

You can have it - Sanyonato (plural)

You haven't washed your face - Mimutamatamo

You're so thin! - Kitanabutomo

We saw each other - Kitakami

We had reunion - Kitakitakami

Have a drink before you go - Tomakamuna

That was my assumption - Inakarako

Let's go! - Bachinatayo!

We will boycott the election - Dikamiboboto

Underarm odor - Kirikiripawa

Are you oppressed? - Minamatakaba?

I give up - Sukonako

Ouch! - Araiku!

What life is this - Hainaku

I'm going to leave you - Sawanakosayo

Just take it! - Sayonarang!

Skeleton - purobuto

You look like your mom - kamukamumamamu

You look like your dad - kamukamupapamu

Ugly - kamukamu or kamukanya

Pretty or handsome - kamukaku

Full of monkey - kamukanyo

Are you nervous? - kakabakabakaba?

Are you a loyal customer? - sukikaba?

Later - sakana

I surrender - sukunako

Just surrender - sukukanakasi

Remember? - naaararamo?

I remember - naaararako

Go and work! - ararona!

Can you see? - kitamoba?

I told you - nakitamo?

Report | 05/19/2010 4:09 pm

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malalim na tagalog biggrin
Q: Ano sa Filipino ang 'chair'?

A: Salumpuwit!

Q: E ang 'wheelchair'?

A: Salumpo!

Q: E ang 'arthritis'?

A: Salompas!

Q: What about 'vinegar'?

A: E di salumpia!

Q: Ano naman ang panty?

A: Salungguhit po!

Q. Bakit ang oyster ayaw ibigay and kanyang perlas?

A: Dahil ang oyster ay shellfish

Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng bra?

A: Eh di Cobra!

Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng panti?

A: Eh di Elepanti!

Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng brief?

A: Eh di Bir

Report | 05/19/2010 4:08 pm

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Report | 05/19/2010 4:07 pm

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maling translation ng kanta

Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know! - Huwag Mo Kong Gawing Tanga!

You Should Know By Now - Alam Mo Na Dapat Ngayon Yan, Tanga!

Sometimes When We Touch - Minsan Kapag Tayo'y Naghihipuan

Touch Me In The Morning - Hipuan Mo Ko Sa Umaga

Stairway To Heaven - Mula Paa Hanggang Singit

Hurt So Good - Array, ang Sarrap!

Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Maitim Ang Puso

I Left My Heart In San Francisco - Walang akong Puso ngayon

King And Queen Of Hearts - Tong-itan at pusuyan!

Pretty Woman - AKO yun o kaya'y di ikaw yun!

Hey Jude - Hoy Hudas! Barabas!

Power Of Love - Buntis

How Deep Is Your Love - Gaano Kalalim ang sa iyo

Three Times A Lady - Super Bakla

More Than A Woman - Tomboy (T-Bird)

Can't Be With You Tonight - Meron Ako Ngayon

Report | 05/19/2010 4:06 pm

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