About
DUN DUN DUN...DUNNNNNNN...
(FLYING DOWN landing on a building)
my name is danielle
smile (short pause) 1..2..3.
i LOVE to have funn and lots of it.
i am outgoing, funny, short, sweet, and sensitive (tear).
BUT dont get me wrong i can also be very shallow and mean, and maybe even bitchy sometimes
smile . one thing i know for sure is i know how to defend myself and my freinds if they need me.
i am an age that has to digits in it ~~.. you figure it out.
i live in a house in some place on this ground on a planet called EARTH!
i love making new friends so PM me or comment the profile.
dont be afraid to ask questions im sure i will answer them as truthfully as i am capible of doing.
p.s dont make fun of my spelling.. im not very good at it >.<
INSIDERS~~~~ ^ me.... *elizabeth
* (toot)
^ did you fart?
* what?
^ (YELLING) DID YOU FART!?!?!?!
* i cant hear you.
^ did a bubble of nasty smelling oder come out of your a**l area?
* (blushing) yea. (baby voice) i kinda burned a little. is that normal?
^ errr...
* (whispering) do you have extra underwear i can borrow????
ELIZABETH YOU ARE MY HOE, MY b***h, MY SEX TOY, MY LESBIAN LOVER, MY SWEET LITTLE DARLING ANGEL,...... GOD I LOVE YOU TO DEATH!!!!!
HEY THERE! im elizabeth. yes sadly i am danielle's friend (shocker)
she is wonderful i guess i mean if you like the short stupid funny outgoing bitchy kinda girls
smile well i got nothing else to say. shows how much i love her huh! haha
(corny moment) laterz playerz
DREAM AVATAR (what do you guys think please tell me)
>i like this one way better<
Hellos are hard,
You don't know what to say,
You would look at me,
But I'd look the other way.
I blushed every time I saw you,
You talked to me every day,
You smiled, and you laughed,
But once again I looked away,
Finally one day,
You talked to me once more,
And finally I got the courage,
to say hi and not ignore.
From that point on,
We were together every day,
Until you left me,
and went far, far away.
We had to say goodbye,
They are harder than Hellos,
But after a short time,
I finally let you go.
I know it will be hard,
For both you and I,
But whenever we get lonely,
We can look up in the sky,
And I will know that God, the Father,
Is watching over you,
And you will also know,
That he's watching me, too.
He'll bring us back together,
Before too much time has passed,
And we can be together,
Once again, Once more, at Last.
sex iz a sin
kissings a shame
1night of pleasure
9 months of blame
3 dayz in da hospital with a baby to name
u say tat were beautiful
u say tat were fine
but wen the baby comes
u say its not mine!!!
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
Boy: I love her more than the air i breath
Girl: well im always here for you.
Boy: I know
Girl: what's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much
Girl: talk to her
Boy: I don't know. she wont even like me.
Girl: Don't say that, your amazing.
Boy: i just want her to know how i feel
Girl: then tell her
Boy: she wont like me
Girl: how do you know that?
Boy: i can just tell
Girl: well just tell her
Boy: what should i say?
Girl: tell her how much you like her
Boy: i tell her that daily.
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: im always with her. I love her.
Girl: i know how you feel. i have the same problem. but he'll never like me
Boy: wait. who do you like?
Girl: oh some guy.
Boy: Oh... she wont like me either.
Girl: she does
Boy: how do you know?
Girl: becuse, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: you
Girl you're wrong, I like you
Boy: I like you too
Girl: so are you gonna talk to her?
Boy: I just did.
REALIZE
We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it tics us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you,
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The most amazing thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.
Let us pay for you!
dont "feel bad"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you.
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!!!!
Ditch him, disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance.
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this.
ADVICE:
*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times.
*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.
*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
HOW CUTE
When you break her heart===[ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHES HURTING INSIDE]
When she says its over===[ she STILL wants you to be hers ]
When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth===[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hit's you===[ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she's quiet===[ Ask her what’s wrong]
When she ignore's you===[ Give her your attention]
When she pulls away==[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst===[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying==[Just hold her and don’t say a word ]
When you see her walking==[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared===[ Protect her ]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steal's your favorite hat==[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a
night]
When she tease's you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesn’t answer for a long time===[ reassure her that everything is
okay ]
When she looks at you with doubt==[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH]
When she say's that she like's you==[ she really does more than you could
understand ]
When she grab's at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]
When she bump's into you===[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret===[ keep it safe and untold]
When she looks at you in your eyes===[ don’t look away until she does]
- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
-DON'T let her have the last word
-DONT call her hot,
Gorgeous and beautiful is soo much better
- Say you love her more than she could ever love you
- Argue that she is the best girl ever
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later
she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Tease her and let her tease you back
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its
stupid
- Give her the world
- Let her wear your clothes
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
- Let her know she's important
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking today baby?"
look these up on youtube.
~ where's the chapstick
~ funny faces and noises i can make
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