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I'M GONE BICHES.

You can call me Callum.

I live somewhere in Scotland, listening to myself type and thinking about how we're all gonna die one day. I never sleep, I always worry, and I'm terrified of being old. I'd kill myself if I went bald, wrinkly, and had a few gray hairs sticking out, not to mention the clothes old people wear.

L i v e f a s t : D i e b e a u t i f u l

I'm allergic to lots of things; cats, asprin, bunnies, guinea pigs, almost every animal exept short-haired dogs, hamsters, fish, horses, and all that s**t. I want a chihuahua more than anything ever but my parents said I'm too selfish to have one because I'd freak out if my brothers touched it. I mean, sure I wouldn't want them to take it out all the time because it would be mine but I wouldn't stop them from touching/petting/holding/etc it, that's just stupid.

When I hate someone, I get an overwhelming urge to slam their head into the floor over and over again. I've done it before, and it took 5 people to pull me off and I still wasn't done. I've thrown a girl down steps and she almost broke her neck, I've kicked my teacher in the balls and broke the classroom door off the wall. I'm bad, right? ;]

I lie alot, well not so much anymore, but no one ever believes anything I say anymore so it's come to the stage where I just lie to cover it all up. It's like I can't stop myself, it just blabs out and it's done. And, by the time I've said it, it's too late to take it back because I'm already planning the next one.

I used to run away from home alot. Steal, do drugs, meet strangers from MySpace at 4am in the park alone, and stuff, but I had to stop or else I was gonna get kidnapped or something.

I'm selfish and I don't care about other people unless I know them or think they're pretty. I get jealous alot, 'specially when I see pretty people. So if I'm bitchy to you at the start, or act like a nerd saying you're so flawless, just ignore me. It'll pass and I'll soon see that you're not so pretty on the inside.

A r t : I like it if it's free. :3

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sarah5f1f1955

Report | 01/21/2008 2:45 am

sarah5f1f1955

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HelenX

Report | 07/25/2007 10:07 am

HelenX

...why massacre the innocent unicorns?!?



...WHY?!?
zeylanicum

Report | 06/04/2007 4:39 pm

zeylanicum

Nice profile. Do tell what the music is!
Jiiin

Report | 06/04/2007 12:29 pm

Jiiin

What musikkk is playing?
It sounds sort of like Lady Sovereign, but then again, I'm shitty with telling voices apart.
It'd be really neat if selfish you told cynic me?
Zedou

Report | 06/02/2007 6:43 am

Zedou

i love your signature its so funny and i would love to chat with you you seem like an explosive type of person
T o x i c   F a y

Report | 06/01/2007 4:00 pm

T o x i c F a y

HERES YOUR MUTTER EFFiN COMMENT.
Simpkin Beckons

Report | 06/01/2007 10:20 am

Simpkin Beckons

HERES YUR MUTHERFUKIN KOMENT MUTHAFUKA!
VirgoBaby_87

Report | 05/31/2007 11:16 pm

VirgoBaby_87

beautiful, naked you are. Hit me up for gold
Tahitian Treat

Report | 05/31/2007 11:32 am

Tahitian Treat

Okay... Saw your siggy so comment!!!! ^.-
` y o u r l o v e r

Report | 05/31/2007 10:51 am

` y o u r l o v e r

bow chicka wow wow

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