I'm ******** UkeSpongeBob, ********!
Um . . . I'm a yaoi fangirl. And I love SpongeBob. Those two obsessions tend to collide.That's just about everything you need to know about me.
Oh, and for some reason it says my birthday is 8/20, but it's actually 8/21. How the hell do I change it? It's driving me insane!
Sum c**...uh, I mean MORE INFORMATION:
I write porn.
No, seriously, I write SpongeBob porn.
I should put the link up for my FFN account, but I don't really feel like it at this time. b***h, it's 3:00 in the morning. I'm tired. I've been jacking off hard core and my wrists are sore. I'll do it later, pinky promise.
Ummmm, I like to roleplay. More than I should. Yaoi RPs specifically. And lemons are funtiems! I prefer playing uke, just because it's fun to play someone innocent when I'm just, you know, not innocent at all. But I CAN play seme, if you catch me in the right mood.
Anyone interested in one-on-one RPs, feel free to PM me and, um, we can do that b***h here on gaia or over YIM or AIM. Either way. Like I said, I prefer uke, but I CAN be seme. And I AM capable of non-sexual RPs, though I really have no limits as far as sex/violence/whatever goes. Cool with non-con and fluff, kinky and, um, un-kinky. What the ******** ever.
OH, and I so totally do RP SpongeBob. *grins* Human or normal fish form. I love ickle Spongie-kins, I'm not gonna lie. Shocker, guessing from my username, I know (awesomest couples to RP: Patrick/SpongeBob, Squidward/SpongeBob, Squilliam/SpongeBob (crack, I know, but I like the rich guy/adoring little uke dynamic there, plus it's my current OTP, sadly enough), and Squilliam/Squidward, occasionally) (and Sponge ALWAYS bottoms. Always. Come on, he's full of ******** holes, ********!).
Wow. I am a sick, sick b***h. Oh well!
Woo, that was boring information. What else? Um, I'm pansexual. Well, actually, I'm more like pomosexual. Don't really believe in the whole orientation thing (in other words, I'm a slut and am willing to ******** basically anything) (slutty SpongeBob is slutty). And I'm currently in a relationship for once. I KNOW, how ******** up is that? She's a total peach, too, and far more tolerant of my shenanigans than she should be.
Hmmm, what else? Dunno. I'm tired. I'll update again later, but for now, bye! ********!
Talk s**t at Me, ********!
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you have aim or something?!
well im in the forum.
Meetcha there :3
thnx and i ve never...seen a person who dose spongebob...yaoi XD
And thanks for the birthday wishes. ^.^