About

Hiyas there, it's me, the coolest person in the world. To answer the burning question, ur all thinking, NO, i dont eat turtles........it was 2 in the morning,ok. Tigger is me. Tigger loves emo things,RaVeS in living_fuzzballs basement, playing the electric guitar, skateboards, telling people when their underwear is showing, dissing fangirls, playing on the internet(obviously), ANIME, muzik(my anti_drug), my teddy bear whos name is different every single day(so telling u his name would be pretty pointless), drawing, singing, youtube, and allllllllll my friends who actually have lives. Now for the list of things that I hate(this should take a while), Fangirls, PINK, frilly things, girly things, CrAnKy adults who try to defy my rights as a human being, old people smell, rap is Crap with a Capital C, My middle school, my step-grandma, people who encourage people who are not funny to try anyway, people who yell really loud while talking, people who roll their eyes at me, PEOPLE in general, when two of my BFFs fight and I have to chose a side, My math teacher, My middle school(and yes I purposelly said it twice), offencive rapper songs, rap songs, when people say something mean in a very nice manner.
THE ENd



Now here are my fav quotes:

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, The Ten Commandments has 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,296 words.

If I won't be myself, who will?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

In theory, everything works.

Do unto others before they do unto to you.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message.

It sounds like English, but I don't understand a damn word you're saying.

Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Nice perfume, but must you marinate in it?

Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is finally done.

I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

Wait a minute - I'm just trying to imagine you with a personality.

Ducktape is like the force. I has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together.

Saying I love you can be nice, but saying I hate you is more convinient.

I did it. But I'm blaming you.

Muahahaha!!
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