About

So, come to learn about Tri, eh? Well that's further down... >_>

My name is Tessa, I've seen the earths revolution 17 times. I'm of the female species, and have two elder siblings.
I have an affinity for various foods such as, sushi, applesauce, udon tempura, turkey sandwiches, redbean paste buns, cheese, and pb-j burritos. ^^
I enjoy reading, both manga and literature, I write prose and poetry, and draw in the anime style. I listen to a lot of different musics, except for rap and country, and I collect swords when I'm not broke xP
Out of my friends, I am the 'wierd' one in various ways and one of the most violent (if not the most), often using violence as a sign of affection. Never causing major damage of course, merely a kick in the ribs or something to that extent.


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Favorite quotes (Beware, The following is a VERY LONG section. If you don't have a good couple hours to read... MOVE ON. That is all.):

"The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds." He forgot Burger King o_O

"Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much."

"No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit."

"When love is gone, there's always justice./ And when justice is gone, there's always force./ And when force is gone, there's always Mom./ Hi, Mom!"

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."

"I am at two with nature." ...me, and the Rock. 3nodding

"Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper."-- Thomas Jefferson

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it."

"To err is human; to forgive, infrequent."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

"No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one."

"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality."

"The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting."

"Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it." Therefore, Avoid it like the plague!!!

"No." --Amy Carter(Actually found as a "quote of the day" x3)

"We need a president who's fluent in at least one language." Preferably English.

"If you believe everything you read, better not read." --Japanese proverb.

"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper." o_O What commercial is that?

"The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch." domokun

"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

"Facts are stupid things."--Ronald Reagan

"Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae." xDDD I have to draw that now.

"It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up."

"No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why."

"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock."--Thomas Jefferson

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night.""

"She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table."

"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."

"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable." --Tri's motto xD

"If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything."

"Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'."

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." xDDDD

"All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often."

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."

"There are more fools in the world than there are people." o_O How does that work?

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is."

"To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood." That's definitely true for Akaiken, especially if "a thing" is "a person".

"The least of learning is done in the classrooms."

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." Sometimes I like to stand Right on that line 3nodding

"Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning." It's true, just watch!

"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it." xD

"No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." xD

"My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists." ninja

"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite." @_@;;

"Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology."

"I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow." ...especially on Tests ninja

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose." 3nodding

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."

"Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on." stare

"I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."-- Mitch Hedberg

"Who is more busy than he who hath least to do?"

"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge." Again, applies perfectly to Akaiken

"Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself." xDDD

"A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip."

"Confusion is always the most honest response." @_@

"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?"

"Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does." xDDD

"If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else."

"Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true." ._. I dunno what that means either....

"Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy xDDD

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." I wouldn't want to believe in that. o_o;

"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite." That's true, in many cases. ._.

"In politics, absurdity is not a handicap."--Napoleon Bonaparte

"There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste."

"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"

"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."

"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." xDDDDD

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." Again, one of akai's philosophies.

"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." >_> Yes Kadota, I'm staring at you.

"I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends." ((I already know this to be true 3nodding ))

"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." xDDD

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." I'm going to soooo have Akai say that 3nodding

"Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant." --Cary Grant

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either." Obviously.

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."-- Rodney Dangerfield

"Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."--Aristotle

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule."

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." o_o

"Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion." xDDDDD

"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?" oh the terror!

"I don't really trust a sane person." Seriously

"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive." o_o ... It's true.

"We're not lost. We're locationally challenged." stare

"If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?" question

"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."

"Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once." heheheh ^____^

"Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace."

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss

"The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block."

"Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty." Trin philosophy

"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head." xDDDDD

"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."

"The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." x3

"Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?"

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." xDDD I would fall under the second category.

"To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep."

"I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am."

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." twisted

"Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles." xDDDD

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." stare

"I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking." >_>

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult." ^^

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."--Napoleon Bonaparte

"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."-- Aesop

"This isn't right. This isn't even wrong." o.o

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings." He bleeds music!!

"Someone's boring me. I think it's me."

"Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood." x3

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."

"The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it." sweatdrop

"Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored."

"My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years." ._.

"Blame someone else and get on with your life." 3nodding

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." ._. That's one resilient meal.

"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century." whee

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"-- Jay leno

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on." Applies to Akai

"If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day."

"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door." twisted

"Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating?/ Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now."

"I think it would be a good idea."--Gandhi

"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see." *squints*

"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." xDDDD

"I'm still an atheist, thank God."--Luis Bunuel Oxymoron!!

"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." 3nodding

"Ninety percent of everything is crap." xD

"You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."--Mitch Hedberg

"It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."

"The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage." Akaiken thought

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."--Virginia Woolf

"My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August." xDDD

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." 3nodding

"Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better."

"We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know."

"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it."

"In a mad world only the mad are sane."--Akira Kurosawa

"Only fools are positive."

"I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses."

"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." Trin-philosophy

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."

"Crime does not pay ... as well as politics."

"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."

"Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try." stare

"This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop."--Alfred Hitchcock

"If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me" ninja

"He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed." xDDD

"Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?" blaugh

"Stoop and you'll be stepped on; stand tall and you'll be shot at." stare

"I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency." xDD

"Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence." 3nodding

"The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'" xDDDDD

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." eek I think it is me!

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Awesome Comes Standard

Report | 07/02/2008 8:27 pm

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Hey Tess, what's up? ^_^
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I just realised that you don't have me as your friend. MAKE ME YOUR FRIEND TESSA!!!
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