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Hello. This is Eisler... TONY Eisler. I suck and is ugly. AHAHAHAHHA
For some reason, I have a pretend girlfriend named Renee Kearse.
She has about the same level of fugly-ness as I. Kekkeke.
I love this guy named " Vayne" o___0
-Drools-

Nicknames: Toe-Knee, a**-chan, Fatty McTony, Chikubi, Inkei, Chitsu, Kuwa, Doseiaisha

-Oh jah, I touched Tenebrae in his Pee-Pee area, and he said " Ohh-kay."
-I pushed Regal off a cliff, because I was jealous of his body. smile
I mean...
It's soo strong! And look at that 3 packer! ( 2 on one side, one on the other.)
- I a**l raped Emil when he was asleep.
- I upchucked, downchucked, sidechucked, both-sidechucked Marta because she did Emil before I, so I couldn't take his virginity.
- I picked Lenalee up with a crane, then crushed her skull because she's annoying as mothafukin Orihime and Slow-a** computers combined. :0


Don't report me. D:<

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I Zwei I

Report | 05/24/2009 9:02 am

I Zwei I

Sup, a**-chan. wink
Who the heck took Vayne

Report | 12/30/2008 3:54 pm

Who the heck took Vayne

OMFG. The damn p***s is squirming away! O_O
O-oh mah O: Catch it!
(Btw, you suck balls)
Who the heck took Vayne

Report | 12/30/2008 3:49 pm

Who the heck took Vayne

........Awkward.......
Ok.....-takes out hugeass spoon-
Le's dig in, buddeh.
O-Oh mah......look at the size of that p***s O_O
Maybe we should chop it off. It's blocking the way.
Who the heck took Vayne

Report | 12/30/2008 3:46 pm

Who the heck took Vayne

HO I don't think he'll be running to his mommy. Cuz we's gon' eat him whole D<
Cept for the head, I want to see him bob his way to "Legato"
Who the heck took Vayne

Report | 12/30/2008 3:40 pm

Who the heck took Vayne

But hwy?
Didn't you say he was delicious?
Cmone, The only time I need you, you decide to leave and go barf in some fat lady's face? (referring to Albel)
Who the heck took Vayne

Report | 12/30/2008 3:36 pm

Who the heck took Vayne

D< He still sounds sexy D<
Nao let's feast on his sorry purple panted a**.
Who the heck took Vayne

Report | 12/30/2008 3:33 pm

Who the heck took Vayne

O_O
You do?! Well, I eat Tony Eisler for breakfast!
-Count Waltz suddenly walks by-
(He frikin deserves to die D< Even though his japanese voice is sexy)
Who the heck took Vayne

Report | 12/30/2008 3:30 pm

Who the heck took Vayne

Don't be silly. My neck can extend as loooong as I want it to go...
You don't stand a chance. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (Uh-oh, I think I'm acting like purple wearing freak, Count Waltz)
Aaaaaw. You should've left me some of those fries D<
Who the heck took Vayne

Report | 12/30/2008 3:25 pm

Who the heck took Vayne

No, have YOU forgotten? That my arms extend up to 4 miles long?! -slaps you with 2 mile long arm-
BTW. What did you eat this morning?! Fries and s**t?!
Who the heck took Vayne

Report | 12/30/2008 3:18 pm

Who the heck took Vayne

-gains on you-
Have you forgotten? My underpants are steel. (Besides, my "balls" are so tiny, it's like it's not even there)
-shoots you with a bazooka-